What would you do as president of Somalia?

[xalimathe6]

I always knew you were ban2 since you argued that niiko was Somali culture. You fully exposed yourself now.

Nah I'm just not going to despise a group of people especially when one saved my grandmother's life and if they hadn't done that, I would not be alive today. You can wish for whatever you want but Somali Bantus have contributed to Somali culture, speak Somali, wear Somali clothing, etc. They are Somali.

 

[Crow]

Nah I'm just not going to despise a group of people especially when one saved my grandmother and if they hadn't done that, I would not be alive today. You can wish for whatever you want but Somali Bantus have contributed to Somali culture, speak Somali, wear Somali clothing, etc. They are Somali.

Oh right. I remember that story. Carry on then.

 

[MadNomad]

I think it's because women in general are never associated with things like nationalism. Most girls are susceptible to left leaning ideas like open borders and multiculturalism that it seems weird to be strongly xenophobic. I think that's why so many Somali girls have this whole idea of black unity because it sounds good at first until you realize that blacks actually don't like Somalis and only want us to be grouped with them when it suits them. I used to be pan-African as a young teen but wisely came to my senses.

I call pan africanism - pan bantuism. Because that's essentially what it is. They define what an "African" is, they set the rules, they are the most numerous.

 

[.279]

hmm thats interesting because i never see it must be a new wave of people on twitter because im barely on it

I'll let you guess what country most of these idiots are from

 

[Ferrari]

Burn Ethiopia to the ground. Every inch of it. I would authorize day and night bombardment until the entire place turns into one giant lava.

 

[RichEnoughForGucci]

Burn Ethiopia to the ground. Every inch of it. I would authorize day and night bombardment until the entire place turns into one giant lava.

The same with kenya walal.

 

[xalimathe6]

Burn Ethiopia to the ground. Every inch of it. I would authorize day and night bombardment until the entire place turns into one giant lava.

I'm guessing you're from Ogaden

 

[Ferrari]

The same with kenya walal.

Tbh, i would raise africa to the ground. All of it.

 

[Ferrari]

I'm guessing you're from Ogaden

Why do you say that?

 

[Rocca Littorio]

I put some thought into this.


1. Tax Khat and Cigarettes at 200% (Money needed for investment)*

2. Use the approximately 1.5 billion dollars to slowly secure free
education and build an international grade hospital in each
maamul goboleed. (Start slowly but flagship project.

3. Open up Somali oil fields only to nationalised companies.
We will offer our oil in exchange for benefits from the country
that drills the oil. (Ex. Chinese will help build factories).

4. Demand the Arab league sign a mutual defence treaty with
Somalia in exchange for us staying in the League.

5. Offer Ethiopia and Kenya a truce to slowly buy back
Ogaden and NFD, giving us time to build up militarily
before we inevitably invade them.

6. Secure a minimum wage in Somalia of $150 USD,
allowing the Somali Bantus to stay in the lower class
without birthing more children.


* Average price of Royals cigarettes in Somalia is $1 USD
A tax of 200% would increase it $3 per pack. Not that
expensive.

 

[Shaolin23]

Burn Ethiopia to the ground. Every inch of it. I would authorize day and night bombardment until the entire place turns into one giant lava.

Thats not cool.Let go of your hate and be better

 

[Crow]

Thats not cool.Let go of your hate and be better

So we should nuke them instead?

 

[Shaolin23]

So we should nuke them instead?

The only thing close to a nuclear weapon Somalia will ever have is dhuuso Hawiye eating tons of cambuulo if they all fart west at once I think we can wipe out Ethiopia

 

[Jiron]

1) Security: The people have to be safe from bombs, bullets or any threat domestic or foriegn.

2) Economy: Create jobs immediately so the public can trust you.

3) Dialogue: Address the elephant in the room and let’s have a honest conversation that will lead to a solution.

4) Women: Uplift and put women in leadership positions.

5) Plant one million trees a year and protect the environment.

6) Make Somalia into a multi cultural country, bring in people who have skills from other countries around the world.

7) create an agency that promotes positive on daily bases, basically a state sponsored faces everywhere.

 

[sigmund]

I'll let you guess what country most of these idiots are from

Ingris huh

 

[nine]

The only thing close to a nuclear weapon Somalia will ever have is dhuuso Hawiye eating tons of cambuulo if they all fart west at once I think we can wipe out Ethiopia

@Daughter of samaale

 

[munira]

@Daughter of samaale

Umm what’s his qabil? And stop instigating.

 

[nine]

Umm what’s his qabil? And stop instigating.

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[munira]

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Alright I’ll wait till Maghrib.

 

[GBTarmy]

The only thing close to a nuclear weapon Somalia will ever have is dhuuso Hawiye eating tons of cambuulo if they all fart west at once I think we can wipe out Ethiopia

This took me out