What would you do as president of Somalia?

[CaliSomali]

Let's say you got total control of the country, what would be on your agenda? For me it goes:

1. Deport all Oromos from the region.
2. Annex our territories in Kenya, Ethiopia, and Djibouti and make greater Somalia a reality.
3. Deport the Somali Bantu out of our fertile lands in the south back to Tanzania (of course to make our country more homogeneous while also giving them reparations in money for enslaving them in the first place).
4. Nationalize our gas, oil, and other resources and make use of it to build the country back up.
5. Kick up our agricultural output so that we can feed ourselves without foreign "aid".
6. All foreign powers will be expelled except for friendly ones like Turkey. No westerners or gulf Arabs allowed at all.
7. The only way you can get citizenship should be based on Somali lineage, so you must have at least one Somali parent to qualify. We should be xenophobic like the Japanese.

I know all of this sounds impossible. Any non-puppet Somali strongman president would get bombed into the stone age by our NATO friends. What do you guys think? Am I wrong or do you want to add some other priorities to the list?

 

[YourBroMoe]

1. Attack all threats to the country until they're all dead.
2. Subsidize the agricultural, fishery, construction, and education industries, to bring about stimulation of the economy, increasing the labor force.
3. Use the taxes to fund research programs on the uses of our natural resources.
4. Increase international diplomatic relations with 2 semi-powerful nations we can trust, to assert our autonomy in the region.
5. Not engage Ethiopia and Kenya on our land rights until 25 years pass, so we can develop into a modern nation first.
6. Close our borders to foreigners for the next 25 years, and then open it for tourism and diplomatic purposes.
7. Create an invasive domestic intelligence agency to weed out potential domestic threats, such as warlord militias, terror cells, and separatists.
8. Increase trade relations with nations across the world to stimulate the economy again.
9. Subsidize small businesses to inspire entrepreneurship.
10. Collect data on the ratio of public and private goods and their uses.
11.a. If the citizens are more inclined to libertarian views, I'll lower taxes.
11.b. If the citizens are more inclined to socio-capitalistic views, I'll maintain taxes appropriately.

And that's how I'd serve my term as president.

 

[RichEnoughForGucci]

Oromo genocide will be in full effect when I am the president of somalia.

 

[CangeeroBear]

1. Cook all food for all somali women world wide
2. Have an annual simp contest
3.Have an annual "be a women for a night " contest.Where wives wear the strap on sodomising men
4.Repeat 3
5.Repeat 3
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1968. Declare @Mercury the winner
1969. independance day

 

[CaliSomali]

Oromo genocide will be in full effect when I am the president of somalia.

We should make a branch of government specifically dedicated to deporting them. And you sound like the perfect person to lead in that department.

 

[CaliSomali]

1. Attack all threats to the country until they're all dead.
2. Subsidize the agricultural, fishery, construction, and education industries, to bring about stimulation of the economy, increasing the labor force.
3. Use the taxes to fund research programs on the uses of our natural resources.
4. Increase international diplomatic relations with 2 semi-powerful nations we can trust, to assert our autonomy in the region.
5. Not engage Ethiopia and Kenya on our land rights until 25 years pass, so we can develop into a modern nation first.
6. Close our borders to foreigners for the next 25 years, and then open it for tourism and diplomatic purposes.
7. Create an invasive domestic intelligence agency to weed out potential domestic threats, such as warlord militias, terror cells, and separatists.
8. Increase trade relations with nations across the world to stimulate the economy again.
9. Subsidize small businesses to inspire entrepreneurship.
10. Collect data on the ratio of public and private goods and their uses.
11.a. If the citizens are more inclined to libertarian views, I'll lower taxes.
11.b. If the citizens are more inclined to socio-capitalistic views, I'll maintain taxes appropriately.

And that's how I'd serve my term as president.

Honestly, it does sound dumb to challenge Kenya and Ethiopia right off the bat. It's kinda asking for regime change by the West like they've done in Syria and Libya recently.

I would also incentivize small businesses and make sure that foreign products are hit with tariffs. We need to buy Somali and hire Somali. We shall make Somalia great again! #SomaliaFirst

 

[YourBroMoe]

Honestly, it does sound dumb to challenge Kenya and Ethiopia right off the bat. It's kinda asking for regime change by the West like they've done in Syria and Libya recently.

I would also incentivize small businesses and make sure that foreign products are hit with tariffs. We need to buy Somali and hire Somali. We shall make Somalia great again! #SomaliaFirst

We ought to be more open on trade, not make tariffs. The US has the power and influence to issue tariffs. We do not. We need to stimulate trade, not deter others from trading with us.

 

[sigmund]

exterminate al shabaab and any terrorist groups

deport most not all Bantu people safely to tanzania in agreement with the tanzanian government

ban jilbaab

ban foreign workers and aid workers

tackle and use the death penalty on any organ traffickers/rapist/murderers

destroy the current port deal and invest in the highest bidder

takle poverty and hunger

provide food water and shelter for free to people who are poor

free dentistry (considering how terrible our dental are)

build more hospitals

wage war on ethiopia (to get back somali galbeed)

maintain our natural resources and utlize them carefully

 

[CaliSomali]

We ought to be more open on trade, not make tariffs. The US has the power and influence to issue tariffs. We do not. We need to stimulate trade, not deter others from trading with us.

You're right, I was half joking about the last part. We do need to trade with other countries to boost our economy.

But if we're not careful we'll have foreigners owning all the new companies and businesses like every other Bantu nation on the continent. In their own countries whites, Indians, and Chinese run their economies while they still live in slums.

 

[CaliSomali]

exterminate al shabaab and any terrorist groups

deport most not all Bantu people safely to tanzania in agreement with the tanzanian government

ban jilbaab

ban foreign workers and aid workers

tackle and use the death penalty on any organ traffickers/rapist/murderers

destroy the current port deal and invest in the highest bidder

takle poverty and hunger

provide food water and shelter for free to people who are poor

free dentistry (considering how terrible our dental are)

build more hospitals

wage war on ethiopia (to get back somali galbeed)

maintain our natural resources and utlize them carefully

I see you're going with the strongman approach as well.

 

[BenInHer]

if i was president......

i'd get elected on Friday...
assassinated on Saturday
buried on Sunday..

 

[sigmund]

I see you're going with the strongman approach as well.

as a female im suprised by your list because i thought i was the only one that would use aggressive means to get Somalia back at its feet even some people accused me of being a man because my ideology is very unlady like lmfao.

 

[Muji]

Steralise and deport all Somali men to Syria

Resign

 

[.279]

Kill every federal "president" and bring their people to heel

 

[XawoTako]

Let's say you got total control of the country, what would be on your agenda? For me it goes:

1. Deport all Oromos from the region.
2. Annex our territories in Kenya, Ethiopia, and Djibouti and make greater Somalia a reality.
3. Deport the Somali Bantu out of our fertile lands in the south back to Tanzania (of course to make our country more homogeneous while also giving them reparations in money for enslaving them in the first place).
4. Nationalize our gas, oil, and other resources and make use of it to build the country back up.
5. Kick up our agricultural output so that we can feed ourselves without foreign "aid".
6. All foreign powers will be expelled except for friendly ones like Turkey. No westerners or gulf Arabs allowed at all.
7. The only way you can get citizenship should be based on Somali lineage, so you must have at least one Somali parent to qualify. We should be xenophobic like the Japanese.

I know all of this sounds impossible. Any non-puppet Somali strongman president would get bombed into the stone age by our NATO friends. What do you guys think? Am I wrong or do you want to add some other priorities to the list?

Somali bantus are proud Somalis just like any other Somalis. Subxanallah you sound like a somali trump.

 

[.279]

Steralise and deport all Somali men to Syria

Resign

Give it a fucking rest

 

[sigmund]

Somali bantus are proud Somalis just like any other Somalis. Subxanallah you sound like a somali trump.

calm down she is just sending them safely back to their original homeland whats wrong with making somalia homogneous our cushitic genes are recessive

 

[Dalmoor]

Let's say you got total control of the country, what would be on your agenda? For me it goes:

1. Deport all Oromos from the region.
2. Annex our territories in Kenya, Ethiopia, and Djibouti and make greater Somalia a reality.
3. Deport the Somali Bantu out of our fertile lands in the south back to Tanzania (of course to make our country more homogeneous while also giving them reparations in money for enslaving them in the first place).
4. Nationalize our gas, oil, and other resources and make use of it to build the country back up.
5. Kick up our agricultural output so that we can feed ourselves without foreign "aid".
6. All foreign powers will be expelled except for friendly ones like Turkey. No westerners or gulf Arabs allowed at all.
7. The only way you can get citizenship should be based on Somali lineage, so you must have at least one Somali parent to qualify. We should be xenophobic like the Japanese.

I know all of this sounds impossible. Any non-puppet Somali strongman president would get bombed into the stone age by our NATO friends. What do you guys think? Am I wrong or do you want to add some other priorities to the list?

Me...
1. Make bantu amd Somali weddings frequent
2. Attract Oromos into Mogadishu and also Hargeisa
3. Give Kenya Some land.
4. Free raw meat to the Ethiopian people
5. Import Arab women and engage them with faarax's
6. A bar for Amisom with Ethiopian and bantu women concubines(I don't wanna dis Somali women)
7. Attract South Africans there and..

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8. Kill faarax's once in a month as they're of no good.
9. Make condusive environment for BLM xalimoos

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[Emily]

1. Attack all threats to the country until they're all dead.
2. Subsidize the agricultural, fishery, construction, and education industries, to bring about stimulation of the economy, increasing the labor force.
3. Use the taxes to fund research programs on the uses of our natural resources.
4. Increase international diplomatic relations with 2 semi-powerful nations we can trust, to assert our autonomy in the region.
5. Not engage Ethiopia and Kenya on our land rights until 25 years pass, so we can develop into a modern nation first.
6. Close our borders to foreigners for the next 25 years, and then open it for tourism and diplomatic purposes.
7. Create an invasive domestic intelligence agency to weed out potential domestic threats, such as warlord militias, terror cells, and separatists.
8. Increase trade relations with nations across the world to stimulate the economy again.
9. Subsidize small businesses to inspire entrepreneurship.
10. Collect data on the ratio of public and private goods and their uses.
11.a. If the citizens are more inclined to libertarian views, I'll lower taxes.
11.b. If the citizens are more inclined to socio-capitalistic views, I'll maintain taxes appropriately.

And that's how I'd serve my term as president.

You are smart
Others just want to wage war against neighboring countries
It seems people haven’t learned lesson from the constant wars.

 

[CaliSomali]

as a female im suprised by your list because i thought i was the only one that would use aggressive means to get Somalia back at its feet even some people accused me of being a man because my ideology is very unlady like lmfao.

I think it's because women in general are never associated with things like nationalism. Most girls are susceptible to left leaning ideas like open borders and multiculturalism that it seems weird to be strongly xenophobic. I think that's why so many Somali girls have this whole idea of black unity because it sounds good at first until you realize that blacks actually don't like Somalis and only want us to be grouped with them when it suits them. I used to be pan-African as a young teen but wisely came to my senses.