What was your “Damn. I’m really in Somalia.” Moment???

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Cajiin

@Sumaaya why the your wrong

 

[Boogie]

Yo no one cares about u are weird ways to say things

 

[Dalmoor]

Never went to Somalia but I heard a story about a faarax who was high/mrqaan on khat so he took a thermos pot full of hot shaah to the bathroom and regretted it. Next people heard was "Allah waan murxay" guessing the nigga really did a second circumcision procedure on himself. That's painful wlh

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Never went to Somalia but I heard a story about a faarax who was high/mrqaan on khat so he took a thermos pot full of hot shaah to the bathroom and regretted it. Next people heard was "Allah waan murxay" guessing the nigga really did a second circumcision procedure on himself

I think thats a Tale I heard it too
I heard of a Farax who was mirqan and heard the call to prayer and dressed with the baati of his wife instead of his khamiis and went to the masjid

 

[Dalmoor]

When the dude with the ak checks out your big booty bashiir fuuto

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Wlh you never miss being sus. You need quraan saar fam

 

[Mercury]

when I see this package

 

[Boogie]

Does anyone remember those lollipops that were red and shaped like a chicken nugget

 

[Dalmoor]

when I see this package

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Is that the Somali oreo?

 

[Mercury]

I miss those....

one thing I wont miss is toilets like these I used to come up with all kinda lies to sleep at my uncles place I didn't wanna tell people its because he had a normal toilet

 

[Mercury]

Is that the Somali oreo?

its well known most grew up with it I think

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

one thing I wont miss is toilets like these I used to come up with all kinda lies to sleep at my uncles place I didn't wanna tell people its because he had a normal toilet
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Never had to use one but seen one

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

Camels with phone numbers sprayed on them in case they get lost

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

Not having a beer within easy reach

 

[salma saluuni]

I asked for a toothbrush and was given one of these

 

[Mercury]

another thing is at the airport people wanting to carry your luggage for you 2 min to the parking for 5$

 

[salma saluuni]

Camels with phone numbers sprayed on them in case they get lost

The cows and goats too

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

another thing is at the airport people wanting to carry your luggage for you 2 min to the parking for 5$

Wa shaqeystan sxb

 

[Mercury]

when you see this sheep walking around town

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

when you see this sheep walking around town
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They have such fat deformed butts

 

[Ciyaalka Xaafada]

They have such fat deformed butts

Y u looked doe