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Cats beating the shit out of each other near the back yard of my house. :holeup: My cat went ape shit herself and ran to the window to get a up close view of the battle. Those Cats legit scared the outer shit out of me.:russ: My Cat is shocked from the whole situation and is looking at me like this :browtf: My Cat knows those fuckers responsible for that annoying ass fight. She beat the shit out of one of them a while back when she was a baby (9 months old). My Cat fights animals of different species, she once tried to fight a damm racoon from the window.:deadrose: The racoon was on the air conditioner, then fell off well it was trying to scarch my cat from the window.:lolbron: Love karma wallahi, strikes at the best of times.:duck:
 
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Did we run out of ideas? A thread for 2 cats fighting! Haye. Which cat won, the one your cat defeated or the other one? If it’s the former, any chance for a rematch with your cat? If it’s the latter, can h/she fight for a title contest with your cat? You’ve to videotape this exciting fight.
 
Nomad

Did we run out of ideas? A thread for 2 cats fighting! Haye. Which cat won, the one your cat defeated or the other one? If it’s the former, any chance for a rematch with your cat? If it’s the latter, can h/she fight for a title contest with your cat? You’ve to videotape this exciting fight.
The other random cat beat the one my cat beat up's ass. I will take a video of my cat beating them both up UFC style next time inshallah.
 
Nomad

Did we run out of ideas? A thread for 2 cats fighting! Haye. Which cat won, the one your cat defeated or the other one? If it’s the former, any chance for a rematch with your cat? If it’s the latter, can h/she fight for a title contest with your cat? You’ve to videotape this exciting fight.
I did not run out of ideas sxb, just got freaked out over the how loud the damn fight was. I had headphones on blasting music and I could hear it.:damn:
 
I did not run out of ideas sxb, just got freaked out over the how loud the damn fight was. I had headphones on blasting music and I could hear it.:damn:

Nomad

On my way home, I’d the misfortune of watching two Somali dhoocilos fighting publicly and all they did was strip one another of their hijabs and school uniforms in a town of few hundred Somalis. I’ve to stop my car and seperate them. Both were stripped to their bras.
 
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On my way home, I’d the misfortune of watching two Somali dhoocilos fighting publicly and all they did was strip one another of their hijabs and school uniforms in a town of few hundred Somalis. I’ve to stop my car and seperate them. Both were stripped to their bras.
If I was you in that situation, I would let the Xalimos fight to the death and play Mortal Kombat music in the background.
 

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When I see these happening in my garden I always open the door to split up the fight

You stayed and watched and you even enjoyed it :farmajoyaab:

Have you seen a therapist before?:ayaanswag:
 
When I see these happening in my garden I always open the door to split up the fight

You stayed and watched and you even enjoyed it :farmajoyaab:

Have you seen a therapist before?:ayaanswag:
I did not enjoy it at all. It scared the shit out of me and it was extremely annoying, the only enjoyable thing about that situation was my cat freaking out. I found that humorous. The fight it self was horrid.:susp:
 

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I once tried to split them up, but they hissed at me. Those two cats fight a lot They beef 24/7.


I see.

Usually if you just open the door they run away.

The two cats that fight in my garden are pussys their screams sound like a child being hurt and this is even before the fight begins.
 
I see.

Usually if you just open the door they run away.

The two cats that fight in my garden are pussys their screams sound like a child being hurt and this is even before the fight begins.
These Cats are the exact opposite. I get where you were coming from with you're earlier post. Don't blame you. I would have thought the same thing. But these cats are on a whole other level of crazy. They have scars on there faces and bodies from fights as if they are Spartans from the 1st century BC.:williamswtf:
 

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These Cats are the exact opposite. I get where you were coming from with you're earlier post. Don't blame you. I would have thought the same thing. But these cats are on a whole other level of crazy. They have scars on there faces and bodies from fights as if they are Spartans from the 1st century BC.:williamswtf:

Yeah best not to get in the middle of that

Or they’ll be like yeah he’s right let’s not fight eachother, let’s go after him instead :ivers:
 
I don't break fights between cats, since one time this one cat scratched me. Little was losing and ti had the nerve to scratch me as if it was gonna make a comeback or something. Thank god if never seen two dogs fight before, i only see those little dogs stepping up to big dogs.



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Yeah best not to get in the middle of that

Or they’ll be like yeah he’s right let’s not fight eachother, let’s go after him instead :ivers:
So you're telling me that those two es who fight in you're garden, combined as one force to eliminate you if you try to break up there fight? Interesting.:ohhh: Those two sevages that fight in my garden gate eachother's guts. They would never unite in a million years. It's like asking a Jew and a Neio Nazi to see eye, to eye.:snoop: These two cats wil fight in tell one of them kills the other one. Wish they can just do thid bullshit in someone else's Garden and not mine so I don't have to hear that bullshit again.:rejoice:
 
I don't break fights between cats, since one time this one cat scratched me. Little was losing and ti had the nerve to scratch me as if it was gonna make a comeback or something. Thank god if never seen two dogs fight before, i only see those little dogs stepping up to big dogs.



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So much made Cat stories here.:chrisfreshhah:
 
So you're telling me that those two es who fight in you're garden, combined as one force to eliminate you if you try to break up there fight? Interesting.:ohhh: Those two sevages that fight in my garden gate eachother's guts. They would never unite in a million years. It's like asking a Jew and a Neio Nazi to see eye, to eye.:snoop: These two cats wil fight in tell one of them kills the other one. Wish they can just do thid bullshit in someone else's Garden and not mine so I don't have to hear that bullshit again.:rejoice:
In my old garden it was constantly foxes fighting and the first night (Bear in ing i had never heard a fox before) i rushed to see what the commotion was about after hearing what sounded like a female scream. I legit thought someone was raping a woman in my garden and rushed out to see the two culprits jumping over the fence in haste. Don't believe me listen for yourself.

The comments are insane.
:ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa:

 
In my old garden it was constantly foxes fighting and the first night (Bear in ing i had never heard a fox before) i rushed to see what the commotion was about after hearing what sounded like a female scream. I legit thought someone was raping a woman in my garden and rushed out to see the two culprits jumping over the fence in haste. Don't believe me listen for yourself.

The comments are insane.
:ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa::ftw9nwa:

That littearly aiusou like a noise a human would make. Fox fight in you're Garden?? And I thought I had it bad.:gucciwhat:
 
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