What is your ideal wedding?

[Angela Davis]

If I had to have a wedding it would be just what you described.

I would want it to be at a secluded beach. Some place like this.

I wouldn't want anyone to attend to be honest. I would want to get married at sunset, and once it's done, the person who married us would be asked to leave.

There would be a large lavish glamping tent with great amenities. There would be a generator so we have electricity, and a fridge packed with ingredients so I could cook us delicious food. We would eat dinner, make love, then watch the starry sky and fall asleep to the cool breeze. Ideally 3 days and nights of ecstasy would be spent here.

 

[black]

A bunch of guys discussing their ideal wedding while Xalimos are like "nah, no wedding"

Ain't that some shit

 

[Sarah136]

My (imaginary) wedding will definetly be segregated and no music. Baranbur and duff is enough to keep me happy. I would also like a small tight family wedding,nothing too expensive and massive.

 

[black]

ideally no wedding just nikaah & niiko and banging food

No wedding? Idk what nikaah means but you had me at niiko. How you doin?

 

[black]

can you niiko walaalo?

loool, okay you win. I'll leave you be

 

[anonymous34]

Recently i had a saudi friend her sister got married to a prince and i saw it all documented on snapchat. Damn! I have high standards my fellow faraxs


Thus im expecting

1) Versace white lace dress thats figure hugging yet flowy in the same time!
2) Glass floor with a river flowing under it. I will walk on this majestic piece of land whilst i go up the aisle
3) The best henna artist in London
4) The greatest wedding hall in the UK. I want a wedding hall that is outside yet inside. Light, flowery and natural. I want real greenary and a massive white fountain thats made out of cream marble and limestone with a hint of real gold.
5) I want a couple of massive huge Japanese cherry blossom tree.
It looks like this

6) I want 10kg of gold.
7) I want at least 10k mehr before hand.
8) The wedding venue most accomodate at least 2000 people. Please note that every Hawiye in London will be invited to this wedding. However mursude will get VIP seats


Im worth all this wallah


Im not even asking for a good makeup artist. Because i dont need much makeup and dont wear a full face on a day to day bases Say Maa Shaa Allah.

Wallahi billahi i will fucking block and ignore any that fucking quotes this and says but your worth only a fucking apple or 'apples' or '30 apples'


EDIT: WALLAH IM WORTH ALL THIS

 

[KULTA]

Idgaf about the wedding but whats going to happen after the aroos

 

[Sarah136]

Recently i had a saudi friend her sister got married to a prince and i saw it all documented on snapchat. Damn! I have high standards my fellow faraxs


Thus im expecting

1) Versace white lace dress thats figure hugging yet flowy in the same time!
2) Glass floor with a river flowing under it. I will walk on this majestic piece of land whilst i go up the aisle
3) The best henna artist in London
4) The greatest wedding hall in the UK. I want a wedding hall that is outside yet inside. Light, flowery and natural. I want real greenary and a massive white fountain thats made out of cream marble and limestone with a hint of real gold.
5) I want a couple of massive huge Japanese cherry blossom tree.
It looks like this

6) I want 10kg of gold.
7) I want at least 10k mehr before hand.
8) The wedding venue most accomodate at least 2000 people. Please note that every Hawiye in London will be invited to this wedding. However mursude will get VIP seats


Im worth all this wallah


Im not even asking for a good makeup artist. Because i dont need much makeup and dont wear a full face on a day to day bases Say Maa Shaa Allah.

Wallahi billahi i will fucking block and ignore any that fucking quotes this and says but your worth only a fucking apple or 'apples' or '30 apples'


EDIT: WALLAH IM WORTH ALL THIS

Looooooooooooooooool

I don't think such farax exist

 

[Sarah136]

@anonymous34 neither do we have a Somali prince but when you do find such farax allow me to become your co wife and like that we will continue to bless the hawiye bloodline

 

[anonymous34]

@anonymous34 neither do we have a Somali prince but when you do find a farax willing to do all that allow me to become your co wife since hawiye care for each other and all

Abaayo macaan if i find such a farax i will not lose him to any women. Wallah ill put an effort everyday to keep him interested. I will keep fit even after i give birth to his kids. beesha gym

 

[Sarah136]

Abaayo macaan if i find such a farax i will not lose him to any women. Wallah ill put an effort everyday to keep him interested. I will keep fit even after i give birth to his kids. beesha gym

No you need to think outside the box. I will help you with increasing and blessing our hawiye bloodline

 

[black]

@anonymous34 neither do we have a Somali princ

Idk about the 10k gold but I'm down for the buy one get one free offer. Rest can be managed I swear.

 

[Sarah136]

Idk about the 10k gold but I'm down for the buy one get one free offer. Rest can be managed I swear.

10k times two!!! Free kulaha subhanallah

 

[anonymous34]

No you need to think outside the box. I will help you with increasing and blessing our hawiye bloodline

Im enough for a man trust me. He wont even think about a second wife wallah. Thats how good i am


Nayaa dont still my perfect Hawiye Handsome Husband

 

[black]

10k times two!!! Free kulaha subhanallah

Tf why ask for 10k mehr if you're going to ask for 10k gold it's like a drop in a bucket by comparison

 

[anonymous34]

Tf why ask for 10k mehr if you're going to ask for 10k gold it's like a drop in a bucket by comparison

shhhhh

 

[Coulombs law]

8) The wedding venue most accomodate at least 2000 people. Please note that every Hawiye in London will be invited to this

Will hawiyes from canada be invited ?
Asking for a friend

 

[EternalLightX]

Weddings are for losers who needs it prefer the single lifestyle

 

[anonymous34]

Weddings are for losers who needs it prefer the single lifestyle

Or in your case you can try the hoe life.

 

[EternalLightX]

Or in your case you can try the hoe life.

Not interested in that either don't want std's marriage isn't the end goal for humans, much more better things to do, want to invest my time painting, publishing etc. Men are a headache and boring