What is the most ridiculous things your parents told you

Luciddreamer

Certified bakhti
What is the most ridiculous things your parents told you?

My father was a OG geeljire, born in the badioo.
He once told me that camel piss is medicine and it can heal wounds and sickness :browtf:
He also told me that he killed a black mamba :ehh:

Share your stories, i know there are crazy ones out there
 

Shmurda

King Of NSFW
My hooyo told me the next time I smoke my eyes will pop out and blood will gush out of them :meleshame:

I was puffing a belmont 2 hours later looking in the mirror like :mjcry:
 
That camel piss is thing is islamic thing not somali.


The only crazy cultural story I can think of is my mum telling me my grandmas uncles were eaten by werewolves (afar-qobles) I think the worst thing is she genuinely believes it:gucciwhat:
 

Luciddreamer

Certified bakhti
That camel piss is thing is islamic thing not somali.


The only crazy cultural story I can think of is my mum telling me my grandmas uncles were eaten by werewolves (afar-qobles) I think the worst thing is she genuinely believes it:gucciwhat:

Hooyo once told me if i eat more the 2 gums my
tongue would split into 2 and i would choke on them.

I was around 15 when i came to the realization that it was all a lie.
Suugo science
 
What is the most ridiculous things your parents told you?

My father was a OG geeljire, born in the badioo.
He once told me that camel piss is medicine and it can heal wounds and sickness :browtf:
He also told me that he killed a black mamba :ehh:

Share your stories, i know there are crazy ones out there

My grandmother told me that drinking milk after eating tuna would cause my skin to peel off. She said that my skin tone would become an ashy gray as a result. She still believes it to this day and is scared to drink shaax after eating tuna.
 
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Luciddreamer

Certified bakhti
My grandmother told me that drinking milk after eating tuna would cause my skin to peel off. According to her, my skin tone would become an ashy gray. She still believes it to this day and is scared to drink shaax after eating tuna.

they never questions things i wonder why, so gullible
 

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