What happened to Somalia's wildlife?

We ran over a baby baboon when I visited the homeland. The driver didn't care. The guy was either high off khat or intently looking to get some in the next destination.

The fact that you had to explain yourself, dude. I think people get the context.:mjlol:
Baboons are vermin, they break into peoples houses and steal their food in Bari
 

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These traumatized animals won’t return to Somali soil anytime soon. Just like most qurbajoogs, they’ve given up on Somalia as well :deadpeter:


Not all hope is lost brother, animals love peace and will return as soon as we achieve it :)
 

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Not all hope is lost brother, animals love peace and will return as soon as we achieve it :)

There are still baboons, wart hogs, gazelles, boars, big cats and the like amok even in the barren parts of the north. Just today I ran into two foxes on some of my land. If we green up the place enough a la the Loess Plateau, keep things peaceful and establish some national parks with artificial lakes and ponds I reckon the place will be teeming in no time.
 

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They were displaced by conflict. There was a time lions, giraffes, elephants, exotic birds, etc could be found in Somalia. I saw a few exotic birds myself actually.
 
There are still baboons, wart hogs, gazelles, boars, big cats and the like amok even in the barren parts of the north. Just today I ran into two foxes on some of my land. If we green up the place enough a la the Loess Plateau, keep things peaceful and establish some national parks with artificial lakes and ponds I reckon the place will be teeming in no time.
When you mentioned warthogs, reminded me of this old discussion:
:mjlol:
 

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When you mentioned warthogs, reminded me of this old discussion:
:mjlol:

Bruuuuuh! The sheer fucking hysteria over one little warthog! Somalis are just too good.

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I am with the people. As a man of the people, lay that thing down before it targets a child. Imagine the tragedy of a child getting smacked down by a pig. Us over it.

Fair enough, kekekekekeke. But wallahi, if I was a cop in that town and came out to see what all the commotion was about only to find it was about that little thing I'd seriously publically flog the saaxiibs chasing it with bricks just for their sheer incompetence.
 

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This thread..

:lawd:

I just saw your comment. Do you remember when you saw the cheetah. Was it the same month/year you posted this? I am working on a survey of Puntland's wildlife.

I plan to do the same for Mudug, somalia. We should collaborate and generate ideas walal 🥰
 
Fair enough, kekekekekeke. But wallahi, if I was a cop in that town and came out to see what all the commotion was about only to find it was about that little thing I'd seriously publically flog the saaxiibs chasing it with bricks just for their sheer incompetence.
Do you remember how Robert Baratheon died? Those animals are not to be played with. If it charges towards you, pick up whatever is around you and use it. It might rupture open your leg muscles and hit your veins you will bleed out. It sounds dramatic, but that is no joke.
 

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Do you remember how Robert Baratheon died? Those animals are not to be played with. If it charges towards you, pick up whatever is around you and use it. It might rupture open your leg muscles and hit your veins you will bleed out. It sounds dramatic, but that is no joke.

Huuno macan... I regret to inform you that adeer Robert nin run ma'ahan.

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But you're right. This one's small as heck, tho. They're still ferocious and as you say can break open a leg but in that respect they're not that much more frightening than a wild and aggressive ram. But truly large boars are scary stuff. I'd shoot them on sight.
 
Huuno macan... I regret to inform you that adeer Robert nin run ma'ahan.

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But you're right. This one's small as heck, tho. They're still ferocious and as you say can break open a leg but in that respect they're not that much more frightening than a wild and aggressive ram. But truly large boars are scary stuff. I'd shoot them on sight.
He got caught slipping. Baratheon was supposedly the man before the first season of the show. I have not read the books.

Yeah, I heard cases of boars in Japan killing and eating people, the bones too. I will never underestimate them.
 

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He got caught slipping. Baratheon was supposedly the man before the first season of the show. I have not read the books.

Yeah, I heard cases of boars in Japan killing and eating people, the bones too. I will never underestimate them.

I wonder how massive the boar was meant to be in the books. In the books Robert is actually a tall man. It's in fact a trait within his House for the men to be tall and powerfully built. He's about 6'5-6'6 in the books and his younger brothers sound around 6'3-6'5. For a boar to savage his stomach like that at his size... must've been a behemoth and it's weird to realize boars like that kinda did exist irl. Like I said, shot on sight.
 
I wonder how massive the boar was meant to be in the books. In the books Robert is actually a tall man. It's in fact a trait within his House for the men to be tall and powerfully built. He's about 6'5-6'6 in the books and his younger brothers sound around 6'3-6'5. For a boar to savage his stomach like that at his size... must've been a behemoth and it's weird to realize boars like that kinda did exist irl. Like I said, shot on sight.
If they charge at you, you'll fall. Then they stomp you with their tusks violently. The guy was very drunk too, I think, and had lost touch, so was not careful or in his physical element.
 

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