First of all, you are telling me Allah decided to create billions of human/minnons and blew them with a soul so he can test them while he watches them from the top massacring each other? is he that bored?

This sounds like the longest boardgame ever.
Secondly I speak Arabic fluently and to be honest there is nothing linguisticly amazing about it and impressive about it,it is nothing but an old Arabic dialect they used which many think is poetic just like the Bible.
You clearly understood nothing.
1. The Arab poets of the 7th century were the greatest poets and they attested to the greatness of the Quran. It's literary excellence is unmatched.
2. It is clear that you are ignorant on Islam. Allah said that he was a hidden treasure and he wanted to be found, that's why he created creation. He created beings with free will that would willingly turn turn to him and love him and recognize him as their lord.
If you're going to ask why didn't Allah create us as obedient slaves that obeyed his every command, then I'm gonna just assume that you've clearly never heard of angels.
Before the souls were brought to earth. We chose to be human and we chose to carry the heavy responsibility of free will. Allah is now testing us to see whether we will fulfill the covenant we undertook or forsake it and most of humanity has forsaken it. That's why you see so much evil in this world. But don't worry everyone will get what they deserve in Yawm al Qiyamah.
3. You have this very wrong assumption about Allah. He is not this big man in a chair watching us as some form of entertainment. First of all, Allah is the limitless and independent. He is not limited by the laws of his creation. He transcends it. He is not bound by the dimensions of space and time. All of what we are going through is like a twinkle of an eye. The time we have on this earth is very little. We, just perceive it as very long.