What are your new years resolutions?

[FiftyPence]

To slaughter goats in celebration of my new birth as an Ethiopian man.

f*ck Ethiopia 10 times

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

Get fat, like those Mauritian women.

 

[NINKII DHAKADA DHEERA]

tryna get married and goin all out after all those years of sustaining myself...man I feel bad for my future wife whatever u are u better buy a wheelchair bcz u gonna need one,,.biidhnillah