What are some rules for your wedding?

wonyluvr

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I’ll go first :hillarybiz:

1:No wigs I’m sorry but it looks hideous
2:No free mixing! Boys have their own section or something
3:No recording aunties and putting it on TikTok :susp:
4:The gabarsaar and Dirac have to coordinate with eachother :camby:
5:No foreigner music :comeon:
 

AbrahamFreedom

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Number 5 will definitely happen.

You can always count on this song to play in a Somali wedding. A Halimo will go to the DJ and ask him to play it.

 

Yaraye

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No men
No phones
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You're giving up your phone at the entrance. I got no intentions to wear a hijab to my OWN wedding.
 

Bille

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I’ll go first :hillarybiz:

1:No wigs I’m sorry but it looks hideous
2:No free mixing! Boys have their own section or something
3:No recording aunties and putting it on TikTok :susp:
4:The gabarsaar and Dirac have to coordinate with eachother :camby:
5:No foreigner music :comeon:


Ayeeyo will argue about #4. You can’t tell Ayeeyo what to wear.

Iskaabulo folks don't like #2. Some people go to weddings to see who's still single and available. Don't be xaasid you find your hubby, let the people hook up ajar iyo xasana aa ka heleysaa.
 

wonyluvr

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Ayeeyo will argue about #4. You can’t tell Ayeeyo what to wear.

Iskaabulo folks don't like #2. Some people go to weddings to see who's still single and available. Don't be xaasid you find your hubby, let the people hook up ajar iyo xasana aa ka heleysaa.
The Boys can come in at the end of the wedding :snoop:
 
All rental cars ( mandatory )
camels in the venue ( mandatory )
Abdis only allowed to wear macawis or suit/tuxedo
No hawiyes are allowed
Lebanese drummers are mandatory
Wifey must have three hour max speech praising me ( not to be reciprocated)
Everybody gets a bill 💵

what you think @Wonyluvr
 

Sigmundd

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I don't want to have a wedding I only have one friend that I like, along with my two sisters. And I don't want to fill my wedding with strangers so nikkah it is.
 

wonyluvr

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All rental cars ( mandatory )
camels in the venue ( mandatory )
Abdis only allowed to wear macawis or suit/tuxedo
No hawiyes are allowed
Lebanese drummers are mandatory
Wifey must have three hour max speech praising me ( not to be reciprocated)
Everybody gets a bill 💵

what you think @Wonyluvr
:wtf: what type of wedding is this :jcoleno:
 

wonyluvr

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I don't want to have a wedding I only have one friend that I like, along with my two sisters. And I don't want to fill my wedding with strangers so nikkah it is.
if you had the chance to go back home for your wedding would you :hillarybiz:
 

wonyluvr

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An open venue wedding in an Australian desert.
Some were jokes but macawis/ tuxedo clothing is real and wifey praising me for three hours in public is not bullshit
3 hours :mjlol:
 

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