No PDA under 16
In South Africa, it is illegal for children and teens under the age of 16 to show public displays of affection. When the law came out in 2008, thousands of South African teenagers protested, posting online photos of themselves breaking this law. The Sexual Offences Act has a clause that makes children under 16 liable to be criminally charged if they are caught kissing or touching one another. Many teenage under 16 are criminally charged for kissing their school crush.
The worst part they get sent to South African Adult prisons, where all sorts of shit lurks.
Unmarried fathers aren’t held responsible
If an unmarried woman has a child, she automatically assumes all rights and responsibilities for that child. The same is not true for unmarried men. If an unmarried man has a child, he only takes responsibility for the child if he consents to it, or was in a domestic partnership with the mother at the time of birth, so several single mothers out on the streets meanwhile the man just impregnates more women.
Herders have the right of way
If you are ever driving and you encounter a herder and his cattle want to cross the road, you must completly yield to them. Herders have the right of way on the road, says There is a limit to the rule, though. The animals must be donkeys, goats, pigs, ostriches, mules or horses.
You can get fines and criminally charged it depends on wether the herder wants to press charges on you.
I fucking hate it hence I drive motorcycle on congested expressways.
You need a license to buy a TV
Any person who owns a TV that receives a broadcast signal must pay for all TV licenses and expenses. People can own a TV without a license, but they must have their signal disconnected and pay inspection fees to prove they’ve done so otherwise the police will raid your house confiscate your TV and belongings to cover the license fees you may get a prison sentence for tax evasion or if the judges are lenient you'll do labour work, this isn't good good for non status immigrants however , deportation is inevitable.
Lots of odays are incarcerated just for watching Universal TV , yes the internet here is too fucking shit not everyone can afford VPN lol
There are many dumb senseless ridiculous laws that will make your head scratch