What’s your craziest story of other somalis doing illegal shit

Lostbox

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I heard certain Somali girls that go abroad for escorting
Outside of petty street crime and gang crime. We seem to love fraud. Business fraud, government fraud, charity fraud. The list goes own. What is are love for it?
 

Cerberus

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A women that my aunt knew pre civil war fought in the civil war and sliced a women’s throat leaving her for dead. She then somehow made it to the UK but after staying for a year she found out the women she thought she killed was also in the UK so she tried to find where the women was so she can avoid her. She found out where the women lived which was literally a block away. She tries moving houses or looking for someone to move in with and stays at home the whole time and she finds a distant friend to move in with. On her moving day she gets a knock on the door and she thinks it’s her sister but when she opens the door it’s the women who she attempted to kill who baked her a cake because she wanted to get to know the xaafad. The victim recognises her and begins to run and this idiot moryaan thought she should finish her off before she tells the police so she chases her with a knife in broad daylight. Obviously people see and stop her and she got a 2 year prison sentance (if I rember correctly). She’s out by now and I’m not sure if the victim ever even told the police what she did to her back in somalia
Wow talk about Universal Karma
 

Cerberus

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A women that my aunt knew pre civil war fought in the civil war and sliced a women’s throat leaving her for dead. She then somehow made it to the UK but after staying for a year she found out the women she thought she killed was also in the UK so she tried to find where the women was so she can avoid her. She found out where the women lived which was literally a block away. She tries moving houses or looking for someone to move in with and stays at home the whole time and she finds a distant friend to move in with. On her moving day she gets a knock on the door and she thinks it’s her sister but when she opens the door it’s the women who she attempted to kill who baked her a cake because she wanted to get to know the xaafad. The victim recognises her and begins to run and this idiot moryaan thought she should finish her off before she tells the police so she chases her with a knife in broad daylight. Obviously people see and stop her and she got a 2 year prison sentance (if I rember correctly). She’s out by now and I’m not sure if the victim ever even told the police what she did to her back in somalia
How do we know this is a real true story?
 

TekNiKo

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I know several somalis with dual nationalities, basically applied for refugee in 2 countries. But these stories never end well as its haram money and it may look they are living it up. But they will get their karma. No baraka in haram money
This is pretty common I know one guy who has dual Britain Canada and he eats off both
 
One Somali guy I know from my old neighborhood was a pimp. He rented a place, had 3 girls in there for other men to come see them on a daily basis. He took the vast majority of the money from the prostitution, but he also gave a cut to the landlord who knew what was going on.

it’s important to note that this dude was Somali by blood only. He was born in Canada, barely spoke a word of Somali, etc.
 

Cerberus

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One Somali guy I know from my old neighborhood was a pimp. He rented a place, had 3 girls in there for other men to come see them on a daily basis. He took the vast majority of the money from the prostitution, but he also gave a cut to the landlord who knew what was going on.

it’s important to note that this dude was Somali by blood only. He was born in Canada, barely spoke a word of Somali, etc.
So basically he was Mathow.
 
I wish somalis would understand that welfare fraud is not a flex. There’s no baraka in haram money and it’s lowkey the cause of a lot of the community’s problems
 

Aurelian

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A women that my aunt knew pre civil war fought in the civil war and sliced a women’s throat leaving her for dead. She then somehow made it to the UK but after staying for a year she found out the women she thought she killed was also in the UK so she tried to find where the women was so she can avoid her. She found out where the women lived which was literally a block away. She tries moving houses or looking for someone to move in with and stays at home the whole time and she finds a distant friend to move in with. On her moving day she gets a knock on the door and she thinks it’s her sister but when she opens the door it’s the women who she attempted to kill who baked her a cake because she wanted to get to know the xaafad. The victim recognises her and begins to run and this idiot moryaan thought she should finish her off before she tells the police so she chases her with a knife in broad daylight. Obviously people see and stop her and she got a 2 year prison sentance (if I rember correctly). She’s out by now and I’m not sure if the victim ever even told the police what she did to her back in somalia
2 years despite chasing someone with knife, literally a murder attempt? Never going to the UK. Ha ii so marina :whoa:
 

Calaf

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This man is well known in London, a rich man, has houses in US, Egypt and Somalia, but yet still manage to claim Universal Credit :mindblown:

Another man, his story is well known in Uxbridge area, claimed he was gay and AS was coming to look for him, when his father was in fact a rich former MP, and his mother was a well known person from an esteemed family as well. He also had a kids, wife and a family in the homeland. His kid, ended up being so sus, to the point where, and i quote "He gets ill when being around girls and enjoys the company of male" (source, Somali Auntie, take with a slightest pinch).

Not a illegal story, but it was talk of the town, a former Somali PM, Mohamed Hawadle AUN child died after getting stabbed, one of the first instance I was told about the knife issue in this country.

 

CanoGeel

"Show respect to all people, but grovel to none"
I need dual nationality to help me gtfo out of America and take long good break. It's getting worse and too many shootings. I need a country that can give me free universal income and housing.
What side u at G?
 

CanoGeel

"Show respect to all people, but grovel to none"
Am from west coast bro. North-Cal But I got a lil mpls in me not traceable footprint in Minnesnowta.

Quite sure not the same Canogeel u referring to.
 
So this definitely has to take the cake, there’s this woman who’s my sisters ex friends aunt who basically managed to finesse the system to a WHOLE other level. When I tell you this woman and her children have two different citizenships to the US and Canada and gets not only child welfare but low income from BOTH countries, apparently she gets 10-15k a month some how.

When I tell you her and her children are living it up in Morroco, all of her children go to international schools and she lives in a swanky house, just insane!

Theres this other guy my friend told me a story about who basically got in the country from his twins passport and then sending the passport back for the twin to come back

anyone else have similar stories?

(If it’s personal or could get you into trouble dont post!)
:damedamn:she is a geneius
 

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