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We will be the new gulf arabs

Alhamdullilah we won’t have a billion mouths to feed too, thanks to our small population, so per capita wil be crazyyy :hillarybiz:
This what I've been saying our low population and huge country is a blessing, even 30 million equally spread is not that bad

Galmudug for example barely has 2 million people

If you look at any city outside of Hargeisa and Xamar, somali cities are extremely small, it would be called towns if it was in other countries
 
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Dan Davis made a really good video on it
Yes I saw those they're pretty good. Somalis honestly need to start doing stuff like that for our prehistoric art and stuff.

Most people probably dont know that the laas geel rock art rhey call "Ethio-Arabian" is only found in Ethiopia "near harar" (by which they mean the somali inhabited parts of the horn like dire dawa)
Wherws the sidamo have a completely different art style.

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My dad I’ve mentioned before is back home (currently in Somaliland, coming back soon) and he says it’s already more developed than many African countries (I know the bar is in hell with Africa but it's still the same). I've seen pictures of new developments in places like Jigjiga, Puntland, NFD etc... and it's only post 2012. It's been wild to see year on year development. I am optimistic about our country. Just need Al Shaytaan to go and those prostitute leaders we have and then it'll be Pax Somaliana for certain (we're already Pax Somaliana with the way these people focus on us and keep tabs on us and indulge in our culture. When Somalia is a global power again, they'll be queuing round the block for our goods.
 
My dad I’ve mentioned before is back home (currently in Somaliland, coming back soon) and he says it’s already more developed than many African countries (I know the bar is in hell with Africa but it's still the same). I've seen pictures of new developments in places like Jigjiga, Puntland, NFD etc... and it's only post 2012. It's been wild to see year on year development. I am optimistic about our country. Just need Al Shaytaan to go and those prostitute leaders we have and then it'll be Pax Somaliana for certain (we're already Pax Somaliana with the way these people focus on us and keep tabs on us and indulge in our culture. When Somalia is a global power again, they'll be queuing round the block for our goods.
Im optimistic too, lots of things will change in the next two years so we will see what direction this place will take
 

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One thing I'll add to this is the idea of non Greek Europe being primitive before the roman empire is somewhat of a fantasy. The reason we call different historical periods after metals like the copper age or the bronze age or the iron age. Is that ultimately what made civilization possible is the usage of metal tools and weapons. Europe has always had some of the most advanced metallurgy in the world. From the appreance of widespread copper mellaturgy in Europe around the 5th millennium b.c . There's a bunch of evidence of violent conquest and kingdom building in Europe.



This dude is one of several burials in this necroplis filled with treasure.

Pretty much all of what you're referencing, walaal, was in the Balkans which is essentially Greek and Anatolia adjacent. The people there were pretty much Anatolian-Farmer transplants ancestrally and culturally. Their impressiveness is also overdone by people on sites like Wikipedia. Pretty much everything impressive about them was done earlier in Anatolia and the Fertile Crescent as well:

  • Large Proto-towns: Çatalhöyük (Anatolia, ~7400–6000 BCE): thousands of people, mural art, obsidian trade. Jarmo, Çayönü, Hassuna/Halaf (Iraq/Türkiye, 8th–6th millennia BCE).
  • Copper use: Çayönü Tepesi (SE Türkiye, ~8800–6500 BCE), Jarmo (NE Iraq, ~7000–6000 BCE), N. Mesopotamia, ~6200–5300 / 6000–5300 BCE
  • Proto-writing (Vinca symbols?): Near Eastern clay tokens & bullae used for accounting from ~8000 BCE onward (Denise Schmandt-Besserat’s work), Dispilio tablet (Greece, ~5200 BCE)

Pretty much everything they did was done much earlier in Anatolia, Mesopotamia, the Levant and such. The only thing they seemingly had first was large scale gold use in the Varna culture which is in Bulgaria which is like right next to Greece and Anatolia:


That's what you referenced with that guy covered in gold implements and it's the one thing they can be said to have perhaps done first. One can also argue they practiced copper extraction/smelting before even their Anatolian and Fertile Crescent cousins but that's about it. Otherwise, even the settlement you said was ~30k strong is exaggerated upon proper inspection. Population claims of 30,000 are contested; many archaeologists prefer 5–15k and stress that these were low-density, ring-plan settlements without strong evidence for public buildings, markets, or administration; so “city” is debated. Nothing like the sophistication of settlements you see in the Fertile Crescent later or even contemporaneously:

  • Tell Brak (Northern Mesopotamia): already sprawling by ~3900–3600 BCE; estimates often 15–30k, with urban-style nucleation and public architecture.
  • Uruk (Southern Mesopotamia): expanding rapidly in the Uruk period (~4000–3100 BCE); by ~3500–3300 BCE many estimates place it >30–40k (later rising much higher), with temples, administration, and the earliest writing soon after.
  • Hierakonpolis/Naqada (Predynastic Egypt): ~3600–3200 BCE, several thousand to perhaps 10k+, showing elite/public architecture—smaller than Uruk but clearly complex.
  • Çatalhöyük (Anatolia): ~7400–6000 BCE, dense town ~3–8k.

With all that aside, it's nonsensical to use the prehistoric--basically Anatolian Farmer--Balkans as an example of "pre-Greek Europe".

Once you leave the Balkans and look at what Romans came upon--Anatolian Farmer + WHG + Yamnaya mixes with an Indo-European linguistic character--you do essentially get a people who would, in the eyes of a 19th century European colonialist, not seem so different from Early Modern to Late Medieval Tropical West-Africans. Impressive metalworking skills but no cities remotely comparable to what you would find in the Med and MENA world, no advanced stone architecture, largely vernacular (hut-type) architecture and towns, no indigenous writing systems and leaps and bounds less "sophisticated" than whatever was going on in Mesopotamia, the Levant, Egypt, Anatolia, Greece and even the Maghreb.

It is not at all a meme for the Romans, Greeks and MENAs to have seen much of Europe outside of some parts of Iberia and Gallia as a "backwater" in their day. It definitely was when compared in terms of the elements of "civilization" to themselves. In fact, it can be argued that some Early-Modern West-African cities rivaled or exceeded the largest towns north of the Alps in size.

Though I think the essence of your reply to @Xareen which was that the Anatolian Farmers weren't doing nothing with Europe's quality lands, like in parts of the Balkans, once they got there holds true.
 
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Nigerians were already going crazy a few months ago cause their gdp per capita fell to the same as Somalia and their currency was worth half the somali shilling was funny to see



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These people even bring us up when we have nothing to do with the story and it not only Nigerian it's all Bantus as category. She had Egyptian being racist towards her she bring up Somali's :holeup::mindblown:. These niggas hate us just for having a society that doesn't worship them like the other Africans.
What can I say a Bantu is gone Bantu and not take accountability :fittytousand: at the end of the day

 
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Pretty much all of what you're referencing, walaal, was in the Balkans which is essentially Greek and Anatolia adjacent. The people there were pretty much Anatolian-Farmer transplants ancestrally and culturally. Their impressiveness is also overdone by people on sites like Wikipedia. Pretty much everything impressive about them was done earlier in Anatolia and the Fertile Crescent as well:

  • Large Proto-towns: Çatalhöyük (Anatolia, ~7400–6000 BCE): thousands of people, mural art, obsidian trade. Jarmo, Çayönü, Hassuna/Halaf (Iraq/Türkiye, 8th–6th millennia BCE).
  • Copper use: Çayönü Tepesi (SE Türkiye, ~8800–6500 BCE), Jarmo (NE Iraq, ~7000–6000 BCE), N. Mesopotamia, ~6200–5300 / 6000–5300 BCE
  • Proto-writing (Vinca symbols?): Near Eastern clay tokens & bullae used for accounting from ~8000 BCE onward (Denise Schmandt-Besserat’s work), Dispilio tablet (Greece, ~5200 BCE)

Pretty much everything they did was done much earlier in Anatolia, Mesopotamia, the Levant and such. The only thing they seemingly had first was large scale gold use in the Varna culture which is in Bulgaria which is like right next to Greece and Anatolia:


That's what you referenced with that guy covered in gold implements and it's the one thing they can be said to have perhaps done first. One can also argue they practiced copper extraction/smelting before even their Anatolian and Fertile Crescent cousins but that's about it. Otherwise, even the settlement you said was ~30k strong is exaggerated upon proper inspection. Population claims of 30,000 are contested; many archaeologists prefer 5–15k and stress that these were low-density, ring-plan settlements without strong evidence for public buildings, markets, or administration; so “city” is debated. Nothing like the sophistication of settlements you see in the Fertile Crescent later or even contemporaneously:

  • Tell Brak (Northern Mesopotamia): already sprawling by ~3900–3600 BCE; estimates often 15–30k, with urban-style nucleation and public architecture.
  • Uruk (Southern Mesopotamia): expanding rapidly in the Uruk period (~4000–3100 BCE); by ~3500–3300 BCE many estimates place it >30–40k (later rising much higher), with temples, administration, and the earliest writing soon after.
  • Hierakonpolis/Naqada (Predynastic Egypt): ~3600–3200 BCE, several thousand to perhaps 10k+, showing elite/public architecture—smaller than Uruk but clearly complex.
  • Çatalhöyük (Anatolia): ~7400–6000 BCE, dense town ~3–8k.

With all that aside, it's nonsensical to use the prehistoric--basically Anatolian Farmer--Balkans as an example of "pre-Greek Europe".

Once you leave the Balkans and look at what Romans came upon--Anatolian Farmer + WHG + Yamnaya mixes with an Indo-European linguistic character--you do essentially get a people who would, in the eyes of a 19th century European colonialist, not seem so different from Early Modern to Late Medieval Tropical West-Africans. Impressive metalworking skills but no cities remotely comparable to what you would find in the Med and MENA world, no advanced stone architecture, largely vernacular (hut-type) architecture and towns, no indigenous writing systems and leaps and bounds less "sophisticated" than whatever was going on in Mesopotamia, the Levant, Egypt, Anatolia, Greece and even the Maghreb.

It is not at all a meme for the Romans, Greeks and MENAs to have seen much of Europe outside of some parts of Iberia and Gallia as a "backwater" in their day. It definitely was when compared in terms of the elements of "civilization" to themselves. In fact, it can be argued that some Early-Modern West-African cities rivaled or exceeded the largest towns north of the Alps in size.

Though I think the essence of your reply to @Xareen which was that the Anatolian Farmers weren't doing nothing with Europe's quality lands, like in parts of the Balkans, once they got there holds true.
While I dont disagree with them being backwaters in comparison with the core medditrnean. I also think we shouldn't dismiss the metallurgical accomplishments going on in places like northern and central Europe and if you look at what these guys were crafting in the 2nd and 1st Millennium b.c it rivaled any metal craftsmanship in the middle east. They essentially had the same level of technological capabilities but they didnt the pouplation densities required to create large scale states.

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Its also i think very difficult to know how big their towns were since in this early period they were made out of wood which rots incredibly quickly in a wet climate like Europe.
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These people even bring us up when we have nothing to do with the story and it not only Nigerian it's all Bantus as category. She had Egyptian being racist towards her she bring up Somali's :holeup::mindblown:. These niggas hate us just for having a society that doesn't worship the like the other Africans. What can I say a Bantu is gone Bantu and not take accountability :fittytousand: at the end of the day

They just love dragging us into issues they've had with other people. What does us rejecting "black" as a social construct have to do with her being denied entry into a mosque in Egypt? We just live rent free in their heads 24/7

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We are being compared to DRC 😂
Nigeria is Africa shithole literally and figuratively. Imagine a country where pollution has gotten to the point their rivers are blackened and the populous lives in floating shack above raw sewage and chemical pollution. What's crazier is how shitty their country is ran. Somalia has been a conflict for the past 30+ years and now is coming out of it. Now Nigeria was not in no internal conflict. How did they f*ck up that badly ?
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Nigeria is Africa shithole literally and figuratively. Imagine a country where pollution has gotten to the point their rivers are blackened and the populous lives in floating shack above raw sewage and chemical pollution. What's crazier is how shitty their country is ran. Somalia has been a conflict for the past 30+ years and now is coming out of it. Now Nigeria was not in no internal conflict how did they f*ck up that badly ?
I think they had too much babies, they don't know it yet but its only going to get worse from here for them, by 2050 they'll have 200 million more people to feed

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