Wallahi I wish I grew my hair before I got bidaar

I tried that shit for 2 months but tbh it makes my face look so so chubby and fat. Rather have shit facial hair than have a fat face. People also told me I looked tired and I had eye bags.
Water retention might be one of its side effects. You can just lower your bf if it happens. Foam version has virtually no sides.
 
Get on some finasteride before it's too late. Bidaar is fucking horrid sxb, it makes you look 10yrs older than you are wallahi. Don't listen to anyone who tells you to "just shave it off" and spit in their face if they start with the "Jason Statham, the Rock etc" cliche :pacspit:
 

AbrahamFreedom

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I laugh inside when I see a bald or balding person. They're modern day court jesters.

One time I tried to hold back an evil smile and the guy saw me looking at his head and looked away. It was beyond hilarious the way he was balding. It wasn't normal. He must have been thinking "he was smiling just in general, not because I'm losing my hair. Don't be self conscious". Nah brah, it was because you're bila timo and I want to slap your head like it's a bongo


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JohnCena

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I laugh inside when I see a bald or balding person. They're modern day court jesters.

One time I tried to hold back an evil smile and the guy saw me looking at his head and looked away. It was beyond hilarious the way he was balding. It wasn't normal. He must have been thinking "he was smiling just in general, not because I'm losing my hair. Don't be self conscious". Nah brah, it was because you're bila timo and I want to slap your head like it's a bongo


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you're a fucking asshole LMAOOO

Funny you used a tupac emoji, he's a bald icon.
 
I laugh inside when I see a bald or balding person. They're modern day court jesters.

One time I tried to hold back an evil smile and the guy saw me looking at his head and looked away. It was beyond hilarious the way he was balding. It wasn't normal. He must have been thinking "he was smiling just in general, not because I'm losing my hair. Don't be self conscious". Nah brah, it was because you're bila timo and I want to slap your head like it's a bongo


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Damn saxib where's the naxariis, you sound like a despicable human being.:wtfguccimane:

For some people losing your hair is like losing a limb it's sad wallahi they go through so many stages: grief, acceptance etc.. it's like losing a loved one.

I try not to laugh I feel like I'll be hit with the curse.:damedamn:
 

AbrahamFreedom

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Damn saxib where's the naxariis, you sound like a despicable human being.:wtfguccimane:

For some people losing your hair is like losing a limb it's sad wallahi they go through so many stages: grief, acceptance etc.. it's like losing a loved one.

I try not to laugh I feel like I'll be hit with the curse.:damedamn:

I only feel bad for those under 25 who are balding. That was unheard of back in my day. There are now 18 year olds without hair and its a common sight.

A family friend in his 50s always used to tease me when I was little. He would always call me af galoc and qori. He is balding now from what I saw in pictures which has made him age terribly. I will hit him where it hurts if I see him again after all these years if he decides to resume his insults. I will go below the belt. I will hurt him to the point he can't get out of his bed. I will call him bidaaro in front of my parents and others to inflict maximum damage. I think it's fair game to point out to your cadow that he is follicly challenged.

My awowos had full hair and their sons all have hair so I should be ok until at least old age. If not, I'll get a transplant and get on fin. I inspect my hair every month but it looks like I belong in a Pantene commercial.
 

Shimbiris

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Get on some finasteride before it's too late. Bidaar is fucking horrid sxb, it makes you look 10yrs older than you are wallahi. Don't listen to anyone who tells you to "just shave it off" and spit in their face if they start with the "Jason Statham, the Rock etc" cliche :pacspit:

 

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