Walahi true story: There's this curvaceous Somali chick that was hanging with a recent arrival..

[Grigori Rasputin]

I've known Hibo for a minute. I've never dated her but i would run into her every once in a while.

She has one of the most curvaceous body a Somali girl can have.

She's pretty awesomely educated and works in the medical field.

So about couple of weeks ago I was at this spot and she was with a guy. I sat down with them with them because there were other people there that we have as a common friends. We had a great debate and jokes as usual but what was incredible was the guy she was with. I know I should never underestimate another man but the guy looked and dressed like he just got off the boat. On top of that he hardly ever conversed with us in English. I mean I was confused, this is the chick I've tried taking out and who rejected me

Then one good friend of mine sitting with me informed me that the guy is a security guard at the place he works at. This was even more puzzling. I was just shocked. They were clearly dating because he laid claim to her by having his arm over the chair where she was sitting.

Fast forward few days later and I ran into the same guy with another chick. This chick is just alright, not incredible. Again I sat with them because there were group of guys and we were just having a conversation. I actually came there with the intention of sitting on my own with my latte.

Long story short, as I sat there and my attention was drifting away from them one of the guy asked this dude "how was the test ". At this moment I asked him "what sort of a test were you taking". The guy explains to me that he is sitting down for his neurologist test. Ileen the guy went to medical school in China and now that he got to the US he is required to go through multi-layered test to be qualified.

Now it down on me what these girls were after. Ileeen they are gold diggers looking for a Doctor.

Hada they have few in
Common with him from the conversation I had with him. He is set on his ways as he grew up back home.

The amount of things girls would look over to land a man with a profession is mind boggling.

 

[Sophisticate]

Kellz, not all women are like that. However, a FOB with credentials does have a leg up compared to those that don't.

 

[Jeesto]

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[Grigori Rasputin]

Kellz, not all women are like that. However, a FOB with credentials does have a leg up compared to those that don't.

You do know who I am, right ?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

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[Sophisticate]

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Gives us the news, huuno.

 

[Rooble]

Tl;dr

 

[Sophisticate]

You do know who I am, right ?

Of course I do. It's Madame Menace. I knighted you R.Kelly on somnet. Don't you remember. The Admin made it happen as of today. Call me Nostradamus.

 

[waraabe]

do we have a pic of her

 

[Mercury]

I've known Hibo for a minute. I've never dated her but i would run into her every once in a while.

She has one of the most curvaceous body a Somali girl can have.

She's pretty awesomely educated and works in the medical field.

So about couple of weeks ago I was at this spot and she was with a guy. I sat down with them with them because there were other people there that we have as a common friends. We had a great debate and jokes as usual but what was incredible was the guy she was with. I know I should never underestimate another man but the guy looked and dressed like he just got off the boat. On top of that he hardly ever conversed with us in English. I mean I was confused, this is the chick I've tried taking out and who rejected me

Then one good friend of mine sitting with me informed me that the guy is a security guard at the place he works at. This was even more puzzling. I was just shocked. They were clearly dating because he laid claim to her by having his arm over the chair where she was sitting.

Fast forward few days later and I ran into the same guy with another chick. This chick is just alright, not incredible. Again I sat with them because there were group of guys and we were just having a conversation. I actually came there with the intention of sitting on my own with my latte.

Long story short, as I sat there and my attention was drifting away from them one of the guy asked this dude "how was the test ". At this moment I asked him "what sort of a test were you taking". The guy explains to me that he is sitting down for his neurologist test. Ileen the guy went to medical school in China and now that he got to the US he is required to go through multi-layered test to be qualified.

Now it down on me what these girls were after. Ileeen they are gold diggers looking for a Doctor.

Hada they have few in
Common with him from the conversation I had with him. He is set on his ways as he grew up back home.

The amount of things girls would look over to land a man with a profession is mind boggling.

Its the unwritten rule

If shes a 8-10 she gets married to a doctor or the ugly son of a rich industrialist

Lawyers,accountants, business guys they get the six-to-sevens

3-5 everyone else

 

[El padrone]

do we have a pic of her

I second this.

lets verify " She has one of the most curvaceous body a Somali girl can have."

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Of course I do. It's Madame Menace. I knighted you R.Kelly on somnet. Don't you remember. The Admin made it happen as of today. Call me Nostradamus.

Why are you calling me "Madame". I am against the unnatural qoomu-luudh xaar

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Its the unwritten rule

If shes a 8-10 she gets married to a doctor or the ugly son of a rich industrialist

Lawyers,accountants, business guys they get the six-to-sevens

3-5 everyone else

:siilaanyosmile:

 

[paramedic]

If you want a girl with high stats then you need to have high stats.

If you want to get Hibo then you can:
-hit the gym and be the first ripped Somali guy
- go back into school for a respectable career
- wait until she's 30 bc she refused everyone while waiting for the perfect guy

 

[El padrone]

If you want a girl with high stats then you need to have high stats.

If you want to get Hibo then you can:
-hit the gym and be the first ripped Somali guy
- go back into school for a respectable career
- wait until she's 30 bc she refused everyone while waiting for the perfect guy

b-b-but you only want two apples. :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[paramedic]

b-b-but you only want two apples. :siilaanyolaugh:

For you I would decrease it to the low low price of promising to not wank it out to hijabis anymore.

The bar has never been lower.

 

[Sophisticate]

Why are you calling me "Madame". I am against the unnatural qoomu-luudh xaar

You've worn so many skirts (online). It was a matter of time.

 

[The Cushitic One]

I met a handsome Somali doctor, who
Was also educated in china back home
Last summer.

I still regulated him to the friend zone
And set him up on a blind date with
A Somali girl from Saudi Arabia
Who was the director of ER.

I'm waiting to hear of their upcoming
Marriage Insha'Allah

 

[Lilafrombole]

Tl;dr

Women who has everything going for her saw potential in a man essentially

I've known Hibo for a minute. I've never dated her but i would run into her every once in a while.

She has one of the most curvaceous body a Somali girl can have.

She's pretty awesomely educated and works in the medical field.

So about couple of weeks ago I was at this spot and she was with a guy. I sat down with them with them because there were other people there that we have as a common friends. We had a great debate and jokes as usual but what was incredible was the guy she was with. I know I should never underestimate another man but the guy looked and dressed like he just got off the boat. On top of that he hardly ever conversed with us in English. I mean I was confused, this is the chick I've tried taking out and who rejected me

Then one good friend of mine sitting with me informed me that the guy is a security guard at the place he works at. This was even more puzzling. I was just shocked. They were clearly dating because he laid claim to her by having his arm over the chair where she was sitting.

Fast forward few days later and I ran into the same guy with another chick. This chick is just alright, not incredible. Again I sat with them because there were group of guys and we were just having a conversation. I actually came there with the intention of sitting on my own with my latte.

Long story short, as I sat there and my attention was drifting away from them one of the guy asked this dude "how was the test ". At this moment I asked him "what sort of a test were you taking". The guy explains to me that he is sitting down for his neurologist test. Ileen the guy went to medical school in China and now that he got to the US he is required to go through multi-layered test to be qualified.

Now it down on me what these girls were after. Ileeen they are gold diggers looking for a Doctor.

Hada they have few in
Common with him from the conversation I had with him. He is set on his ways as he grew up back home.

The amount of things girls would look over to land a man with a profession is mind boggling.

aren't you married with kids?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Women who has everything going for her saw potential in a man essentially


aren't you married with kids?

I didnt hit on her! when I use to ask her out was when I was single. I was an observer, thats all