Valentine's day is coming up...

[Zeus]

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[Bernie Madoff]

 

[Zeus]

I guess you didn't find someone that makes you laugh.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I guess you didn't find someone that makes you laugh.

 

[CangeeroBear]

This girl just asked me what I was doing for tomorrow, so confused until she talked about valentines day.


Who the fk celebrates this pagan shit anyway

 

[Ainan]

Its just another day. Its pointless celebrating these sort of days. However, we ought to see it as an opportunity to reflect. I was reading somewhere that New Years Eve and Valentines day are the highest for suicide or self-harm.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Damn love habibi is only for Arabs. Well guess I'm using blackpeoplemeet.com hopefully I can find some other Somalis on there lol

Do y'all niggas actually use dating websites. Aren't y'all afraid of catfishes

 

[Nalle]

What to do tomorrow: I'll study all day and then hit the gym with my bro

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[Lostbox]

I will enjoy it.

 

[Hmmmm]

I'm going to sit around while the girl makes me breakfast , buys me flowers and pays for our meal. She better not expect anything afterwards, I'm not just a piece of flesh, I am a human being.

 

[Daytona6000]

I'm going to sit around while the girl makes me breakfast , buys me flowers and pays for our the meal. She better not expect anything afterwards, I'm not just a piece of flesh, I am a human being.

There needs to be more male appreciation in society goddammit. It is now offensive to some people when a woman cooks. More men seem to be going solo these days.

 

[Indha adeeg]

I have a tall, hooked nosed red headed Jewish woman who has hair in her nose, ears, back of neck, sideburns, legs, armpits, meat mangler and elsewhere. Also has a nice natural, womanly odour.

Love of my life wallahi. Before I made this journey that was unthinkable. I would’ve puked at the thought.

 

[warculus]

I have a tall, hooked nosed red headed Jewish woman who has hair in her nose, ears, back of neck, sideburns, legs, armpits, meat mangler and elsewhere. Also has a nice natural, womanly odour.

Love of my life wallahi. Before I made this journey that was unthinkable. I would’ve puked at the thought.

masha'allah you found a dime. dont let her go sxb

 

[amboli]

Ilaahay ii caawiya. I have 2 dates tomorrow

DIR POWER

 

[Ferrari]

been alone forever sxb, I don't even notice valentines day anymore.

 

[Indha adeeg]

been alone forever sxb, I don't even notice valentines day anymore.

You need a Jewish wife. The woman will treat you like a true friend, have sex when you want and not bother you with bullshit, all a product of the toughness of the Jews due to centuries of dealing with bullshit.

 

[King Darood]

Damn love habibi is only for Arabs. Well guess I'm using blackpeoplemeet.com hopefully I can find some other Somalis on there lol

Do y'all niggas actually use dating websites. Aren't y'all afraid of catfishes

Nice name sxb Jerome is a great name.