Twitter halimo advice to somali women

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

5 mins in and it’s super funny, great recommend

Man's RUTHLESS!!!

 

[Addislad]

No, its not.


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Eedo you have to pay royalties to use my pfp

 

[Sophisticate]

 

[purple haze]

SOMALI MEN AVOID THESE TYPE OF SOMALI WOMEN

1 IF SHE HAS A BiG FOREHEAD AVOID SHE WILL Make you pay for her forehead reduction surgery

2 if she HAS A UNSII SMELL AVOID
SHE IS HIDING HER YEAST INFECTION

3 IF SHE TWERKS ON YOUTUBE WITH A HIJAB ON AVOID SHE WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY AND GO TO A TWERKING CLASS

4 IF SHE HAS A BEST FRIEND THAT LOOKS LIKE A ASHY VERSION OF MAYA JAMA YOU WILL CHEAT AND TRY TO GET HER BESTIE AVOID

5 IF SHE GRADUATED FROM NURSING SHE WILL ASSUME SHE IS SMARTER THEN YOU EVEN THO YOU GRADUATED FROM A SCIENCE BACKGROUND AVOID

6 IF SHE HAS Madow HAIR YOU WILL LOOSE yOUR FINGERS IN THAT JUNGLE

ABDI EXIT SINCE 1997

 

[King Khufu]

Just reverse the word boy to girls and it all makes just as much sense

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

I stopped reading after she forced the same joke for fat and skinny faraxs, females aren’t naturally funny

It's a dude.

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

Just reverse the word boy to girls and it all makes just as much sense

Not really. Would you date an ugly girl with a 'peng' personality whatever that means?

 

[King Khufu]

Would you date an ugly girl with a 'peng' personality whatever that means?

Do she got swag with ass and cash?
If so, then I might give it a go.

 

[Addislad]

Not really. Would you date an ugly girl with a 'peng' personality whatever that means?

Brits and their stupid slang

 

[Basra]

Eedo you have to pay royalties to use my pfp

I thought u were fam? Fellow Somaliland fam? Why do I need to pay?

 

[Sleepy Hollow]

Yeah thats a man and he's been exposed before

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

Man's RUTHLESS!!!

He's really not that funny but if you say so

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

He's really not that funny but if you say so

No.
He's great!

 

[Sol]

She’s bantering, it’s satirical commentary. Of course an American is gonna miss the joke and chimp out

You remind me of this

 

[Ismail Khan]

This is sort of the low IQ humor you find only in the Ghetto...Avoid