True or False?

Some parts of this story is fiction and others are true, can you spot it?

I went to a Danish restaurant with my sophisticated uncle who is an astronaut visiting us from Johnson Space Centre in Houston and we had some tasty Leverpostej meal and afterwards, we had pebernodder sweets. It was so beautiful and so delicious. Afterwards, we listened to some Danish folk music and danced with Danish girls. When we came out of the restaurant, we were met with hordes of angry Aborigines protesting against the Danish restaurant and they called us (me and my uncle) smelly people with yellow hair and screamed at us, Viking savages. We both went home and cried. We decided to dye our hair from blond to black and darkened our skin. Afterwards, we never had any problems with aboriginal people and they embraced us and called us, ‘Hi black fellas brothers’.

Some of what took place above is real and others are fake, so which part of that story is fake and which part is real?
 

Lostbox

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Going to restaurant with your uncle true.

Astronaut uncle. False

The Danish restaurant really? False

Dancing and the women? False

Angry Aboriginal? True

Everything else after that is false
 

Cognitivedissonance

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@Lostbox

You got a false and a real one. But there are more.

@Emily

Why not try it because there are real pointers in that story.

@SOULSEARCHING

Don’t interrupt me aboowe/abaayo, I promised my mate @Cognitivedissonance not to mess with you. Peace.
What kind of man would use soulsearch as his nick? If his nick was vaginasearching then i would agree its a man laakinse soulsearching boowe gabadha yar iska dhaaf let her live.
 
What kind of man would use soulsearch as his nick? If his nick was vaginasearching then i would agree its a man laakinse soulsearching boowe gabadha yar iska dhaaf let her live.

Boowe, kani, pardon me, tani iga qabo. I’m good with the type of woman you admire. I even asked him sorry her to call me dumaashi. Respect out of you.
 

Cognitivedissonance

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I wont get caught up in this love triangle, last time i was around someone whos in love almost cost me my life:whoa:
 

Regg

Stroking my Australinimo
we were met with hordes of angry Aborigines protesting
Correct.

Afterwards, we never had any problems with aboriginal people and they embraced usand called us, ‘Hi black fellas brothers’.
False.

Aboriginals have the paleolithic mentality who hate everyone, unable to talk like normal people do, yell and break things for living in 2019.
 
Correct.


False.

Aboriginals have the paleolithic mentality who hate everyone, unable to talk like a normal civilized person, yell and break things for living in 2019.

@Regg

Both, never happened. It is evident that you only know what the Murdoch media writes about them. If you are an Aussie, get out of the housing commissions or government housing and venture into aboriginal homelands to know them first hand.
 

Cognitivedissonance

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@Cognitivedissonance

Boowe, have you ever been mistaken being an Irish guy?
On 18 may one girl thought i was habar younis and hugged me saying my somaliland brother, we continued celebrating together till morning i had to speak english through out so she doesnt clock my reer xamar lingo boowe somaliland ha noolato ruunti for that night i was a true patriot of jumuriyada somalilaaaaaan
 

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