Top 10 THINGS KENYA can do to Somalia

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Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
1. Ban Somali officials from having a respite from living in Mogadishu while constantly on the look out.

2. Expose Somali officials of their loot they brought into Kenya (confiscate the homes and towers build by Somali officials from corruption )

3. Pull the strings to further destabilize the already sorry-ass rulers of 4 square miles. Jubbaland is their occupied land and can do things from there

4. Deport Somalis in the thousands into Mogadishu

5. Recall all the professional Kenyans that are running the hospitality sector, the architecture, the ITs and the teaching profession.

6. Legitimize SL (short of recognizing it)

7. Order planes coming from Somalia to land in Wajir again.

8. Harass Somali traveling through JKIA

9. Close all Xawala

10. Produce embarrassing protocol mishaps of Somali officials, highlighting their occupation back in the West as cab drivers, janitors and welfare recipients.

WAAR ILBAAB KA II XIRA AAN ISKA OOYEE!
 

Tukraq

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1. Ban Somali officials from having a respite from living in Mogadishu while constantly on the look out.

2. Expose Somali officials of their loot they brought into Kenya (confiscate the homes and towers build by Somali officials from corruption )

3. Pull the strings to further destabilize the already sorry-ass rulers of 4 square miles. Jubbaland is their occupied land and can do things from there

4. Deport Somalis in the thousands into Mogadishu

5. Recall all the professional Kenyans that are running the hospitality sector, the architecture, the ITs and the teaching profession.

6. Legitimize SL (short of recognizing it)

7. Order planes coming from Somalia to land in Wajir again.

8. Harass Somali traveling through JKIA

9. Close all Xawala

10. Produce embarrassing protocol mishaps of Somali officials, highlighting their occupation back in the West as cab drivers, janitors and welfare recipients.

WAAR ILBAAB KA II XIRA AAN ISKA OOYEE!
saxib Kenya better watch their step before we take them over and I'm not just talking nfd,
Kenya trying any of that funny business would be a good excuse for a war :gucciwhat:
and with our new oil the world community will be behind us:trumpsmirk: not them:lolbron:
 

Shaolin23

Seeker of knowledge and truth
1. Ban Somali officials from having a respite from living in Mogadishu while constantly on the look out.

2. Expose Somali officials of their loot they brought into Kenya (confiscate the homes and towers build by Somali officials from corruption )

3. Pull the strings to further destabilize the already sorry-ass rulers of 4 square miles. Jubbaland is their occupied land and can do things from there

4. Deport Somalis in the thousands into Mogadishu

5. Recall all the professional Kenyans that are running the hospitality sector, the architecture, the ITs and the teaching profession.

6. Legitimize SL (short of recognizing it)

7. Order planes coming from Somalia to land in Wajir again.

8. Harass Somali traveling through JKIA

9. Close all Xawala

10. Produce embarrassing protocol mishaps of Somali officials, highlighting their occupation back in the West as cab drivers, janitors and welfare recipients.

WAAR ILBAAB KA II XIRA AAN ISKA OOYEE!
All those are nullified if qat addicted Somalis can go without qat for 1 week we would bring them to their knees
 

kickz

Engineer of Qandala
SIYAASI
VIP
All those are nullified if qat addicted Somalis can go without qat for 1 week we would bring them to their knees

Qaat supply running out in Hargeesa:

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Reer-Bari

COMMANDER OF THE PUNTLAND DEFENCE TEAM
1. Ban Somali officials from having a respite from living in Mogadishu while constantly on the look out.

2. Expose Somali officials of their loot they brought into Kenya (confiscate the homes and towers build by Somali officials from corruption )

3. Pull the strings to further destabilize the already sorry-ass rulers of 4 square miles. Jubbaland is their occupied land and can do things from there

4. Deport Somalis in the thousands into Mogadishu

5. Recall all the professional Kenyans that are running the hospitality sector, the architecture, the ITs and the teaching profession.

6. Legitimize SL (short of recognizing it)

7. Order planes coming from Somalia to land in Wajir again.

8. Harass Somali traveling through JKIA

9. Close all Xawala

10. Produce embarrassing protocol mishaps of Somali officials, highlighting their occupation back in the West as cab drivers, janitors and welfare recipients.

WAAR ILBAAB KA II XIRA AAN ISKA OOYEE!
they would never do that. all somalis have to do is threaten to stop importing khaat and threaten to shut down eastleight and set up shop in somalia instead and empty their bank accounts lol the country would go backrupt within a year
 

Jiron

wanaag
NABADOON
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Kenya is a third world country, they can’t afford to sustain a lengthy soft war. Somalia is in it for the long game. We all know who won the race between the turtle and the rabbit :)
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot

“They can’t do, they can’t do that “

Just watch the deportations
 

Ras

It's all so tiresome
VIP
One month... More like 12 hours and they'll start rioting.

Kenya could do a lot of damage but at the same time Somalis are the brains that is keeping the current government in Nairobi in power.

Those Somali Ministers, police chief's etc could just as easily f*ck them over with the dirt they have on them.

If they try to remove those veteran snakes then another Kenyan tribe would end up inheriting the throne with those same Somalis running things behind the scenes.
 
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