So i went to the mall with my bestie- tom boy girl who loves sports and fast car- more than my taste. As we were randomly shopping in the great Mall of America, we happen to accidentally meet my uncle. An uncle by cousins once removed. A young one. He is very pleasant, very educated, very charming. As i was catching up with him on news- my friend- shyly says- "You have such a smooth nice face. You remind me of my auntie." I was horrified. My uncle nervously smiled, looked her up and down, and then continued updating me of his family. When we finished- we said good bye to my uncle and i had to tell my friend- to hold her opinions in the future. She says she has a crush- i said if u have a crush- u don't assault his manhood. "You look like my auntie"? I mean? Really? 
She is very young, and she reminds me of me at her age. In her age, i once told a kid in the college i went to that he yawned like a lion. For me i really meant it- because his mouth- just kept on expanding and expanding limitless. I said what came into my mind. Aboow Helloow thought i was complimenting him by calling him a lion, and from there his thoughts went fast to shukaansi and thinking i like him! Lets say he was stalking me for two semesters- and "I" seriously repented and learnt a big lesson!
Anyway-- how is your day darlings?
She is very young, and she reminds me of me at her age. In her age, i once told a kid in the college i went to that he yawned like a lion. For me i really meant it- because his mouth- just kept on expanding and expanding limitless. I said what came into my mind. Aboow Helloow thought i was complimenting him by calling him a lion, and from there his thoughts went fast to shukaansi and thinking i like him! Lets say he was stalking me for two semesters- and "I" seriously repented and learnt a big lesson!
Anyway-- how is your day darlings?
