Today’s fun fact

[Aurelian]

Western universities finance China’s military researchers directly or indirectly, CCP get hundreds of research without paying anything

Many universities’ official say that that facts doesn’t matter and having dozen of Chinese military personnel’s in the colleges is acceptable

Our taxes and China’s military

For several years the Chinese party-state has been pursuing a co-ordinated program to acquire from abroad advanced military and industrial technology, and to do so by fair means or foul. It now emerges that Australian universities inadvertently are helping to give China the technological...

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[senor chang]

Damn bro, that was so funny. Like I'm legit crying over how funny it was. Everyone else should quit comedy because of how funny you are. My cheeks have become stuck in a smile because of how hard I laughed. My fucking entire esophagus has left my body because of how funny that shit was. Damn man, you really do got the whole squad laughing

 

[Shimbiris]

Damn bro, that was so funny. Like I'm legit crying over how funny it was. Everyone else should quit comedy because of how funny you are. My cheeks have become stuck in a smile because of how hard I laughed. My fucking entire esophagus has left my body because of how funny that shit was. Damn man, you really do got the whole squad laughing

Don't be a dick.

 

[Aurelian]

Damn bro, that was so funny. Like I'm legit crying over how funny it was. Everyone else should quit comedy because of how funny you are. My cheeks have become stuck in a smile because of how hard I laughed. My fucking entire esophagus has left my body because of how funny that shit was. Damn man, you really do got the whole squad laughing

Funny doesn’t always mean hilarious, isn’t funny that these western liberal top civilians institutions funds totalitarian states army’s research?

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

No wonder, indoyaars get away with cheating on exams/coursework ALL the time lol. Some Zhang in my group last year literally submitted the same piece of CW as his friend and then they submitted the same exact scans of the answers for 2 (online) exams.

But because it happened within the same academic period/semester it only counted as 1 offense. Meanwhile some cadaan lad got the boot because he resubmitted the same piece of work and got a 100% match on the plagiarism report

 

[Shimbiris]

No wonder, indoyaars get away with cheating on exams/coursework ALL the time lol. Some Zhang in my group last year literally submitted the same piece of CW as his friend and then they submitted the same exact scans of the answers for 2 (online) exams.

But because it happened within the same academic period/semester so it only counted as 1 offense. Meanwhile some cadaan lad got the boot because he resubmitted the same piece of work and got a 100% match on the plagiarism report

Wallahi, I mean zero offense and have nothing against them but I've met Chinese people at western Unis here whose English was barely elementary school level. I was genuinely shocked that they managed to pass tests like IELTs and TOEFL and get in to then graduate from a western Uni. Some fishy shit is afoot, wallahi.

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

Wallahi, I mean zero offense and have nothing against but I've met Chinese people at western Unis here whose English was barely elementary school level. I was genuinely shocked that they managed to pass tests like IELTs and TOEFL and get in to then graduate from a western Uni. Some fishy shit is afoot, wallahi.

Bro half of them looked like they were on a different planet during lectures. I don't know how the f*ck they were meant to write technical reports or a 8000+ word dissertations.

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[Aurelian]

Bro half of them looked like they were on a different planet during lectures. I don't know how the f*ck they were meant to write technical reports or a 8000+ word dissertations.

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Damn this will gave a self esteem boost to anybody

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[Nak-Muay-Kru]

Damn this will gave a self esteem boost to anybody

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[Shimbiris]

Bro half of them looked like they were on a different planet during lectures. I don't know how the f*ck they were meant to write technical reports or a 8000+ word dissertations.

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[Shimbiris]

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"There's a problem with the architect, sir."
"What's the problem?"
"He, uhhh... he seems to be illiterate."

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

"There's a problem with the architect, sir."
"What's the problem?"
"He, uhhh... he seems to be illiterate."

"We got the technical drawings back from engineer Wānd, the structure's meant to account for dynamic loading and vibrations but it looks a little off sir..."

 

[Shimbiris]

"We got the technical drawings back from engineer Wānd, the structure's meant to account for dynamic loading and vibrations but it look a little off sir..."

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"What makes you think that engineer Wānd is illiterate?"
"Sir, we asked him to write us some instructions on a piece of paper and he seemed to just be making up symbols that looked as Latin as possible."
"How do you know he wasn't just writing in his native Chinese?"
"We showed the piece of paper to a Chinese coworker from engineer Wānd's area of China and he said they were made up symbols."

University that gave Wānd his degree:

 

[Nilotic]

Shimbiris and Nak-Muay-Kru are killing me here

 

[Nak-Muay-Kru]

"What makes you think that engineer Wānd is illiterate?"
"Sir, we asked him to write us some instructions on a piece of paper and he seemed to just be making up symbols that looked as Latin as possible."
"How do you know he wasn't just writing in his native Chinese?"
"We showed the piece of paper to a Chinese coworker from engineer Wānd's area of China and he said they were made up symbols."

University that gave Wānd his degree:

"He keeps signing off his emails with 'Veni vidi vici' or 'Carthago delenda est' sir. Even wants us to mix the concrete with lime and volanic ash and calls us 'filthy fucking Gauls' if we refuse, he's obsessed."
We need to form a double act comedy duo sxb

 

[Shimbiris]

"He keeps signing off his emails with 'Veni vidi vici' or 'Carthago delenda est' sir. Wants us to mix the concrete with lime and volanic ash and calls us 'filthy fucking Gauls' if we refuse, he's obsessed." We need to form a double act comedy duo sxb

"He appears to be getting all his construction ideas from documentaries he's watched on ancient Rome, sir."

And indeed we should!