I got a massive culture shock while reading this wallahi. It’s like different planets.
At first I thought OP was a liberal white mum only for me to realise it’s a dad.
This cadaan dad is hearing his daughter scream “f*ck me daddy” while she’s doing the mad ting.
IN HIS OWN HOUSE!!

Can’t lie tho, this dad could be a comedian with his one liners.
“Do you or daddy need anything” had me dead.

At first I thought OP was a liberal white mum only for me to realise it’s a dad.
This cadaan dad is hearing his daughter scream “f*ck me daddy” while she’s doing the mad ting.
IN HIS OWN HOUSE!!

Can’t lie tho, this dad could be a comedian with his one liners.
“Do you or daddy need anything” had me dead.
