This Chapter Has Come To A End

[Paladin]

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After seven months of using this fantastic forum, I have decided to move on. Why? I turned 19 two weeks ago and i have nothing going for me. So i am going to go on journey and find my passion.

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Some of you may weep and some of you may break down but remember Crudetruth isnt a person, its a way of life. I will leave you with the five Crudetruth principles:

1. Lifes a
2. Protect your neck
3. Life goes on
4. The world is yours
5. A better tomorrow

Try to stick to them at all times, help spread the Crudedruth movement and i have now passed the baton to YOU

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Sxb in th short time I have been here u have inspired me. U r the perfect troll, u have shown me multiple ways in which to dominate the trolling field....... from the way u act on this forum I had no idea u had such issues in ur life, may Allah help u, inshallah.


but still remain and train me in the crudely truthful way of life.

If u still must go I must say this. U create the banter of this forum and I wish u the best. May u find ur crude truth in the real world.
O @crudetruth i hereby absolve u of ur trolling duties. They will be moved to ur second in command. Live well and start uni brother. u lit up threads in this forum with ur dark form of banter. u will be missed and remembered as the myth and the legend CRUDETRUTH

@DuctTape u r now the new king of banter.
May his reign be long and crudely truthful.

Stand strong brother, I will make sure to troll in a crudetruth manner.

 

[DuctTape]

Sxb in th short time I have been here u have inspired me. U r the perfect troll, u have shown me multiple ways in which to dominate the trolling field....... from the way u act on this forum I had no idea u had such issues in ur life, may Allah help u, inshallah.


but still remain and train me in the crudely truthful way of life.

If u still must go I must say this. U create the banter of this forum and I wish u the best. May u find ur crude truth in the real world.
O @crudetruth i hereby absolve u of ur trolling duties. They will be moved to ur second in command. Live well and start uni brother. u lit up threads in this forum with ur dark form of banter. u will be missed and remembered as the myth and the legend CRUDETRUTH
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@DuctTape u r now the new king of banter.
May his reign be long and crudely truthful.
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Stand strong brother, I will make sure to troll in a crudetruth manner.

I shall not cry at brother @crudetruth's abdication from the throne.
I shall not mourn him.
I shall not suggest more suitable candidates for the King of Banter and Chief of Trolling.
To do so would be disrespectful.
No, I shall proudly accept this title and carry on his legacy.

You all bear witness on this solemn day. I will pass on the flame of trolling to a new generation! I will stand for the crudest of truths.

I hereby appoint my vice commander in chief as @Paladin, for you are a bright young man with much potential.

 

[NA9]

Good luck with everything.
I hope you fulfill your dreams, but if not, remember there are many alternative routes available for you to take. Don't feel demoralised and start working hard.
Inshallah everything works out for you sxb.

 

[Striker]

Sxb just study economics . Its very demanding.

Learn accounting and get masters in Fincance stuff related


It also pays good

 

[Paladin]

I shall not cry at brother @crudetruth's abdication from the throne.
I shall not mourn him.
I shall not suggest more suitable candidates for the King of Banter and Chief of Trolling.
To do so would be disrespectful.
No, I shall proudly accept this title and carry on his legacy.
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You all bear witness on this solemn day. I will pass on the flame of trolling to a new generation! I will stand for the crudest of truths.

I hereby appoint my vice commander in chief as @Paladin, for you are a bright young man with much potential.

Thank u brother I will serve u well O King of Banter and Chief of Trolling @DuctTape.

I appreciate my new appointment in ur regime. May it be crudely truthful indeed.


All that awaits us now is the approval of our former King of Banter and Chief of Trolling.

 

[XamarCade]

I fell off big time

Don't say that

 

[Hilaac]

I am looking for a part time job but it isnt easy. My social skills are pathetic. I cant hold a conversation without panicking.

Get out more, everyday make it a mission to talk to at least one person you don't know. Simple bus conversation with a stranger. If you repeat this, at the library, cash-tills of shops, events, football etc. then before you know it you'll be fine. Overthinking creates more problems than it solves, so just do it. Dive right in and actively look for work (imagine the interviewers/ managers naked if it helps).

Good luck with your endeavours walaal.

 

[NaomiHoney]

This is first time you have ever interacted with me. I know you dont like me. Keep your plastic-pity to yourself.

Turning 19 in a few months , trying to find myself too although i gave up i think finding yourself is a part of life its something you figure out as you go along not something you can conclude by simply 'searching' for , regardless i wish you da best ,

Enjoy it while it lasts. Can't wait for you turn 25 and have a quarter life crisis!

 

[Don]

You are not helping at all. It was one of the worst decisions i ever made in my life. I shouldn't have dropped out. Going to the jobcentre every Thursday to sign in for job seeker allowance is demoralizing and suicidal. I just want this to end.

Sxb Renew your passport and come to Africa I have a job for u

 

[horumar]

Goodbye my fellow isaaq friend, may you find joy in your next chapter

 

[Ubax45_]

I am looking for a part time job but it isnt easy. My social skills are pathetic. I cant hold a conversation without panicking.

If you're having trouble finding a job, go for the ones that noone else will take because of wierd hours or a location that may be a bit out of the way. Their usually more desperate for people and will overlook social skills. Ask your friends if they know places that are hiring.
In the meantime, why don't you volunteer a few hours a week so you can get out and talk to people? Plus, have something to put on your resume.
I hope this thread isn't a joke.

 

[Sarah136]

You are the king of the most dramatic threads.

Naga da

 

[Sarah136]

If you're having trouble finding a job, go for the ones that noone else will take because of wierd hours or a location that may be a bit out of the way. Their usually more desperate for people and will overlook social skills. Ask your friends if they know places that are hiring.
In the meantime, why don't you volunteer a few hours a week so you can get out and talk to people? Plus, have something to put on your resume.
I hope this thread isn't a joke.

Yes it is sis. He is known for his trolling ways. I have learned that the hard way lol

 

[Ubax45_]

Yes it is sis. He is known for his trolling ways. I have learned that the hard way lol

I feel like there's a bit of truth to it but who knows. Thanks though.

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

19 ?!
Are you telling me I'm the only member over 41?!!

 

[Naissur]

19 ?!
Are you telling me I'm the only member over 41?!!

I'm 58.

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

I'm 58.

Did you also fight in the war

 

[Naissur]

Did you also fight in the war

Which one? I took part in more wars than I can remember!

 

[Genie]

Enjoy it while it lasts. Can't wait for you turn 25 and have a quarter life crisis!

is there any one you can avoid life crisis's

 

[fox]

imagine the interviewers/ managers naked if it helps

What if i get a erection?

If you're having trouble finding a job, go for the ones that noone else will take because of wierd hours or a location that may be a bit out of the way. Their usually more desperate for people and will overlook social skills. Ask your friends if they know places that are hiring.
In the meantime, why don't you volunteer a few hours a week so you can get out and talk to people? Plus, have something to put on your resume.
I hope this thread isn't a joke.

I cut off everyone in my life. Dont have anyone to turn to.