The winners and losers of 2018

[Abdalla]

Winners

1. Hamdiya Ahmed
Despite our opinion of her it’s undeniable she won this year. Her consistent publicity stunts at fast food restaurants got her a modelling contract.. who’s suprised that all the racism claims stopped as soon as she got what she wanted?

2. Sabrina Dhowre
Our girl brought home the bag. She got engaged with the worlds sexiest man and received a record breaking 219 threads made about her in a week by the same guy.

3. Mama Malyun
Despite a few road bumps and the loss of her lucrative YouTube channel her notoriety has sky rocketed, and as @Cognitivedissonance always says there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Losers
1. @Kodeen- he was left heartbroken this year when he found that the girl who saved his name as free pizza on her phone was using him.

2. @Abdalla- he was formerly kicked out of the politics session when he dropped a video of a Bacha Bazi, and claimed it was a nomadic puntland dance.

3. @RichEnoughForGucci
Her DM stock value dropped faster than the Zimbabwe dollar when she revealed she wasn’t a Colombian. She’s set to make a comeback though with a tell all book about the DM pleas she received from @Basra.

Hamdiya was asking people for money to pay for her tuition fot the upcomkng semester. That was few daya ago but sge deleted those tweets. She needed 900 dollars.

Losers

@Knowles she thought she won by marrying her Asian boss. On their wedding night, after being grinded and humped and feeling nothing, she said 'just use your hands, abaha wuss'

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Abdalla I don't like when you get ciyaalsuuq graphic, I'm horrified boowe.

My innocent eyes.

 

[Emily]

Winners

1. Hamdiya Ahmed
Despite our opinion of her it’s undeniable she won this year. Her consistent publicity stunts at fast food restaurants got her a modelling contract.. who’s suprised that all the racism claims stopped as soon as she got what she wanted?

2. Sabrina Dhowre
Our girl brought home the bag. She got engaged with the worlds sexiest man and received a record breaking 219 threads made about her in a week by the same guy.

3. Mama Malyun
Despite a few road bumps and the loss of her lucrative YouTube channel her notoriety has sky rocketed, and as @Cognitivedissonance always says there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

Losers
1. @Kodeen- he was left heartbroken this year when he found that the girl who saved his name as free pizza on her phone was using him.

2. @Abdalla- he was formerly kicked out of the politics session when he dropped a video of a Bacha Bazi, and claimed it was a nomadic puntland dance.

3. @RichEnoughForGucci
Her DM stock value dropped faster than the Zimbabwe dollar when she revealed she wasn’t a Colombian. She’s set to make a comeback though with a tell all book about the DM pleas she received from @Basra.

Looool

 

[Abdalla]

@Abdalla I don't like when you get ciyaalsuuq graphic, I'm horrified boowe.

My innocent eyes.

Lol i bet you ask my poor cousin during mating season 'tell me what you'd do to reer hebel, meeqaad ka dili laheed'.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Lol i bet you ask my poor cousin during mating season 'tell me what you'd do to reer hebel, meeqaad ka dili laheed'.

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I'm kidding

 

[Jake from State Farm]

i should go down in history has anyone ever got someone who mocked an entire ethnicity and thought that he would get away with it and worked at a successful chain fired?

Has anyone exposed an anti somali youtuber and forced them to make an apology filled with tears?

yall already know who's the true winner I am history.

U be cheating on niggas.

Ur a disgrace to the winners list

 

[sigmund]

U be cheating on niggas.

Ur a disgrace to the winners list

I'm a female with emotions if you upset me I move on to another

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I'm a female with emotions if you upset me I move on to another

This just proves my point

Xalimos ain’t faithful

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I'm a female with emotions if you upset me I move on to another

Ashy faraaxs lack basic emotions.

They don't even know what a hug means.

 

[Abdalla]

I'm a female with emotions if you upset me I move on to another

Go easy on him.

This just proves my point

Xalimos ain’t faithful

I sti remember the first xalimo that double crossed me. She didnt cheat but our break up was intense. Shes the one I saw in the train and the who cancelled her wedding and I sent her a text 'I am at the venue, where's everyone'.

When I see her driving, I send her a text in the hopes that she reads it if her notification goes off and she crashes.

 

[Muji]

Go easy on him.


I sti remember the first xalimo that double crossed me. She didnt cheat but our break up was intense. Shes the one I saw in the train and the who cancelled her wedding and I sent her a text 'I am at the venue, where's everyone'.

When I see her driving, I send her a text in the hopes that she reads it if her notification goes off and she crashes.

She really hurt you

 

[Abdalla]

She really hurt you

Is there any shame in that? You live, you learn.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Go easy on him.


I sti remember the first xalimo that double crossed me. She didnt cheat but our break up was intense. Shes the one I saw in the train and the who cancelled her wedding and I sent her a text 'I am at the venue, where's everyone'.

When I see her driving, I send her a text in the hopes that she reads it if her notification goes off and she crashes.

That train thread was hilarious man

Pettiest thread of 2018

U even gave her another L when u showed up to her wedding venue.

You a legend

 

[Muji]

Is there any shame in that? You live, you learn.

We need a thread on this.

What exactly did she do?

 

[Muji]

That train thread was hilarious man

Pettiest thread of 2018

U even gave her another L when u showed up to her wedding venue.

You a legend

Nah

When the relationship has been done for years and your ex is still bitter about it, it’s such an ego boost

It means there’s still feelings there. I’m hard to get over. Nothing is worse than your ex moving on.
@Reiko am I right?

 

[Abdalla]

That train thread was hilarious man

Pettiest thread of 2018

U even gave her another L when u showed up to her wedding venue.

You a legend

I knew it was cancelled. Shee started by inviting me to her wedding

We need a thread on this.

What exactly did she do?

You hardly open up about your private life

Nah

When the relationship has been done for years and your ex is still bitter about it, it’s such an ego boost

It means there’s still feelings there. I’m hard to get over. Nothing is worse than your ex moving on.
@Reiko am I right?

Nothing is better for the soul than to see your ex fail and seeing her get nervous when she sees you. The moment we had eye contact at the packed train, I knew I had her. When I told my supervisor, my supervisor was like why didn't you tell me? I would come to you and act as if you were my boss

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Nah

When the relationship has been done for years and your ex is still bitter about it, it’s such an ego boost

It means there’s still feelings there. I’m hard to get over. Nothing is worse than your ex moving on.
@Reiko am I right?

So you’re ex broke up with you and now you tear up whenever you scroll past his pics with his new girl on Instagram.

Damn

It’s okay knowles

There is plenty of other fish in the sea