The War in Somalia has just ended, what would be the first thing you do?

[MadMullah99]

Personally as an Isaaq (yes I will mention this forever) I will go to the homes of all my Sland friends, diss them, get TT and party for 24hrs straight . I might drink some Khamri (i never drank)

After that I will book a ticket to Mogadishu.

I will kiss the ground and pilot when I land. WE DID IT BABY!!

Fast forward 6 years I am lighting a cigar (I did not even smoke prior to this) in my beach front property with a 10/10 Quruxley and “say we did it babe”

a tear drop shall form thinking about all the battles I had with the self haters and ajanabi fighting for this day.

 

[Crow]

An Isaaq named Mad Mullah? These sheegaatos don't even try anymore.

 

[Furioso]

Personally as a Habar Gidir (yes, I will mention this forever) I would party for 48hrs with my fellow clansmen. There would be no khamri of course. And definitely no khat.


After that I will book a flight to the homeland Galmadug.

I will use my trusty hand sanatizer and then shake hands with the pilot when I land. Can’t take any risks. WE DID THAT WOOHOO!!

Fast forward a decade I am attending the first BTS concert in Somalia and living it up with @Daacad90

a tear drop shall form thinking of all the beesha and kpop haters who tried to stop me from living my truth

 

[Drago]

Personally as a Habar Gidir (yes, I will mention this forever) I would party for 48hrs with my fellow clansmen. There would be no khamri of course. And definitely no khat.


After that I will book a flight to the homeland Galmadug.

I will use my trusty hand sanatizer and then shake hands with the pilot when I land. Can’t take any risks. WE DID THAT WOOHOO!!

Fast forward a decade I am attending the first BTS concert in Somalia and living it up with @Daacad90

a tear drop shall form thinking of all the beesha and kpop haters who tried to stop me from living my truth

Kpop in Somalia will do more damage than decades of strife

 

[CaliTedesse]

Personally as Samaroon Siciid /Gadabuursi (JY-Makahiil) (yes, I will mention this forever) I would party hard. I would start my day getting a massage with happy ending at a Latina massage salon.

Afterwards imma hit up a qumayo go out with her and do her probably futo to mouth. Then go home prepare myself for party.

At the party id drink myself gone plus pop a pill. Dance with some qumayos share saliva with them and feel up on their body and probably f#_72+# some.

After that hit a after-party. Take a qumayo to hotel and end the day like a real nigga.

While she wakes up in the morning she's see the Somalia flag drawn on her futo with a permanent marker. Next to it CaliTedesse was here.


Hayeey

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Personally as a Habar Jeclo (yes, I will mention this forever) I would party for 69hrs with my southern brothers. There would be khamri and drug of course. And definitely khat.


After I realize what that will lead to, I will book a flight to the homeland Somaliland.

I will use my cheap hand sanatizer from Lidl and then shake hands with the pilot when I land. Can’t take any risks. WE DID THAT WOOHOO!!

Fast forward a decade I am attending the tenth 18 May celebration in Garoowe and living it up with @Timo Madow and proud

a tear drop shall form thinking of all the beesha and SL haters who tried to stop me from living my truth

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

An Isaaq named Mad Mullah? These sheegaatos don't even try anymore.

Next we'll see a Dhulo named MuuseBiixi