The Ultimate Somali Self-Hate Assessment Test

[Tramo]

Where did you find this?

 

[Arman]

Why you gotta taunt me like that?

 

[Mohamud]

Why you gotta taunt me like that?

:mjdontkno :

:diddyswag :

Both codes aren't on the main emote list for some reason

 

[Tramo]

Why you gotta taunt me like that?

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[Arman]

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A 1/3 of these don't even exist.

 

[Tramo]

A 1/3 of these don't even exist.

they used to. idk why they just took em out one day. some of my favorites are in there like and

 

[dhegdheer]

This is a shit test x2

Somali music can stay basic until folks figure out a way to make music without having it sound like it was recorded in a bathroom

 

[GodKnowsBest]

With the dramatic increase in self-hatred on this forum, it would be great to have a brief self assessment test to see how chronic this problem actually is, post your scores at the end to the following questions.



Is your main preference Somali in marriage/cohabitation/dating


a) No (deep self-hate)

b) Indifferent (passive self-hate)

c) Yes! (free of self-hate)


Religious believes?


a) Atheist (deep self-hate)

b) Christian/Agnostic/polytheism (Passive self-hate)

c) Monotheist ( free of self-hate)


The main cause of poverty/conflict in Somalia


a) Exclusive fault of Somali’s (deep self-hate)

b) 50/50 (passive self-hate)

c) Anglo American Empire (free of self-hate)


Are you more benevolent and welcoming towards outsiders then to your own?


a) Yes (deep self-hate)

b) Somewhat (passive self-hate)

c) No! (free of self-hate)


Do you have any short/long/medium terms plans to move back home if situation improved?


a) No inkling desire whatsoever (deep self-hate)

b) undecided (passive self-hate)

c) Yes (free of self-hate)


Do you regard Somali’s as their own ethnic group or are they descendants from others?

a) Descendants of others (deep self-hate)

b) Not sure (passive self-hate)

c) Own group (free of self-hate)


If you had a choice would you change your ethnicity/race/ or colour shade?

a) Yes (deep self-hate)

b) Not ethnic but just colour tone (passive self-hate)

c) Absolutely nothing (free of self-hate)


Are you embarrassed to eat banana with bariis or baasto in public places?

a) Got rid of this habit because of it (deep self-hate)

b) Yes (passive self-hate)

c) No (free of self-hate)



Is Somali music your main preference?

a) No (deep self-hate)

b) Indifferent (passive self-hate)

c) Yes ( free of self-hate)



Final scores. Inquisitive_

Passive self-hate: 0

Deep self-hate: 0

Free of self-hate: 9

100% self-hate free.

1. No (self-hate) 2. Passive 3. 50/50 (passive) 4. No (No self hate) 5. No- I'm American and ethnically Somali ( deep self hate) 6. Own group (free of self hate) 7. No- All races are trash tbh. Just have this forehead problem and curly hair is hard to manage (free of self hate) 8. Huge nope- Bananas are disgusting but I would never be afraid to eat it with rice in public. I can only eat bananas with race. (free of self hate) 9. Indifferent- that said the old anthem and hooyo are some of my favorite songs. (passive)

Self hate: 3
Passive:3
No self hate:3

 

[Bahal]

Deep self hate: 1

No self hate: 8

Somali music just isn't my favorite. I wish it was, but


how u scoring worse than me , what did u pick deep hate on?

Music and apparently unorthodox beliefs

 

[Bahal]

Passive self-hate: 2

• Moos, that's the shit I don't like. I only rarely eat it with bariis and that's it.
• Somali music, I'll bump some old shit from time to time. Not fond of the new stuff they all sound the same.

Free of self-hate: 7

• Issa conspiracy.

You don't eat everything with moos

 

[Sixth]

You don't eat everything with moos

I'm not @waraabe

 

[Striker]

I am free of self hate.

 

[Apollo]

1 b passive
2 c free
3 b passive
4 c free
5 b passive
6 c free
7 c free
8 b passive
9 a deep

passive 4
deep 1
free 4

 

[Ferrari]

free of self hate 8
passive self hate 1(the one about the destruction of somali bein entirely others' fault). We did pretty good ravaging our country sxb. cadaans can't be blamed for that.

89% free of self hate.

 

[Ferrari]

This is a shit test x2

Somali music can stay basic until folks figure out a way to make music without having it sound like it was recorded in a bathroom

Try 70s and 80s music.

 

[Ferrari]

@AbdiJohnson come take this test. I bet you'll score 100% deep self hate.

 

[ItsHanna]

Self hatred - 4
Passive - 3
No self hatred - 2

Also your test can kiss my ass

 

[Cinnamon Spice]

@Aziza

Deep self-hate: 1 (music is haram )

No self-hate: 8

She's doing mine now

 

[MadNomad]

Deep self hate: 3

Passive self hate: 2

Free of self hate: 4

 

[Aziza]

@Cinnamon Spice

Deep self-hate: 2

Passive self-hate: 2

No self-hate: 4