The Turkic Council

Apollo

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:dead:

Viktor Orban claimed his people are Turkic (not the case) to join a quasi-ethnic intergovernmental organization (Turkic Council) similar to how Somalis larped themselves into the Arab League without speaking Arabic nor being Arabs.

:damn:

PS. The Turkic Union flag is pretty awesome:

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Claiming to be Arabs without Arab descent and Darod politicians pulled Somalia into the Arab League.
Oh. I did think Darood’s and Isaaq’s were Arab (you know the Samaale thing) but why would they put us in the Arab League? We honestly don’t benefit shit from it
 

Apollo

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Oh. I did think Darood’s and Isaaq’s were Arab (you know the Samaale thing) but why would they put us in the Arab League? We honestly don’t benefit shit from it

Darods claimed to be Arabs before Isaaqs did and there is some circumstantial evidence that Isaaqs copied the Arab origin story when they encountered Darods in Sanaag.
 

Juke

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Claiming to be Arabs without Arab descent and Darod politicians pulled Somalia into the Arab League.
The original Magyar dynasty was genotyped, they were basically Bashkirs that left to Europe before being fully turkified


 

Apollo

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Lool, the first thing I thought was "But... their language is Uralic."

:mjlol:

Meanwhile Turkic Tajikistan is imagining itself to be Iranians because of their Persian language, while they are Central Asian by race. They should be in this club, while Hungary should be kicked out. :lol:
 

Shimbiris

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Oh. I did think Darood’s and Isaaq’s were Arab (you know the Samaale thing) but why would they put us in the Arab League? We honestly don’t benefit shit from it
Eh, it has its perks. You get like 90% off on a lot of tourism related stuff in countries like Egypt, it's illegal to hire a Somali woman as a maid in Khaleej states meaning only Somalis in these countries who pretend the girl is a relative staying with them have Somali maids so our girls largely avoided the horrors experienced by Ethiopians as a result, and before there were issues with the UAE in particular we got a lot of deference and little benefits here and there compared to non-Arabs and while they do pull corrupt saqajanimo nowadays, the Arabs used to and still send a fair amount of aid to Somalia and are some of our main trade partners. It's not a useless relationship and I don't feel we should ever leave.

Seth Meyers Whatever GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 
Eh, it has its perks. You get like 90% off on a lot of tourism related stuff in countries like Egypt, it's illegal to hire a Somali woman as a maid in Khaleej states meaning only Somalis in these countries who pretend the girl is a relative staying with them have Somali maids so our girls largely avoided the horrors experienced by Ethiopians as a result, and before there were issues with the UAE in particular we got a lot of deference and little benefits here and there compared to non-Arabs and while they do pull corrupt saqajanimo nowadays, the Arabs used to and still send a fair amount of aid to Somalia and are some of our main trade partners. It's not a useless relationship and I don't feel we should ever leave.

Seth Meyers Whatever GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
I never really thought of all of this! Thanks for telling me
 

Apollo

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Strange you would think a strong Christian country would never even entertain an idea like joining a Proto-Ottoman fantasy league.

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He is looking for authoritarian friends. Hungary really doesn't like Western European politics and is only in the EU for the money.
 
Soviet rule created a monstrosity of a political elite. Like colonialism, power was passed on to former Soviet lackeys in Central Asian states. They are Russian neocolonial subjects. Tajikistan's political elite recently passed a law banning under 18's from attending mosque services.:mindblown:
 

Apollo

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Soviet rule created a monstrosity of a political elite. Like colonialism, power was passed on to former Soviet lackeys in Central Asian states. They are Russian neocolonial subjects. Tajikistan's political elite recently passed a law banning under 18's from attending mosque services.:mindblown:

The previous Turkmen president (Saparmurat Niyazov) wrote a semi-religious book that he told his people to read and recite instead of the Quran.


Damn. :ooh:

PS. These Central Asian countries got funny personal names, a mix of Turkic, Arabic/Islamic, and Russian influenced naming.
 
The previous Turkmen president (Saparmurat Niyazov) wrote a semi-religious book that he told his people to read and recite instead of the Quran.


Damn. :ooh:

PS. These Central Asian countries got funny personal names, a mix of Turkic, Arabic/Islamic, and Russian influenced naming.
As a certain demographic would state, they have been horrendously Cucked.

The Russification of names is due to Soviet rule.

They suffered under Soviet rule from a cultural and religious perspective.

On a side not, they have some Good looking women. Might head to Tashkent and do a Gregory.:lawd:
 
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