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At this point I had called Aussie on his phone, his whatsapp, his Skype and his Facebook.
I decide I should look for a hotel to stay for the night and look for an early flight back home as soon as I get to the hotel. Because last minute hotels in Melbourne are not cheap.
When I get up and grab my luggage- I see a tall farax with white sparkling teeth and he is grinning from ear to ear and holding some flowers. I look behind me to check that he isn’t smiling at someone else. At this point although Aussie and I had frequent phone calls we had not seen eachother yet.
The man reaches me and has a strong Australian accent. His first words were..”how long have you been waiting”. It turns out it was a misunderstanding- he thought I would going through security longer.
Anyway he drives me to his house which is actually quite neat and clean for a bachelor pad. Aussie gives me the spare room and I meet his dogs. He then excuses himself for the bathroom.
I notice one of his dogs who he savagely calls faraxs, running under the bed and pulling something out. When he pulls it out I thought it was one of the dogs toys so I tease it out of his mouth so we can play fetch but it’s a giant strap on. I immediately drop it out of my hands and kick it under the bed when Aussie returns asking what is all the noise. The dog and I look at eachother and smile.
“Nothing!” I exclaim. Aussie dissmisses himself into the kitchen and I’m wondering what was that thing and who is using it? These are all questions I have to get to the bottom of (no pun intended).
I decide I should look for a hotel to stay for the night and look for an early flight back home as soon as I get to the hotel. Because last minute hotels in Melbourne are not cheap.
When I get up and grab my luggage- I see a tall farax with white sparkling teeth and he is grinning from ear to ear and holding some flowers. I look behind me to check that he isn’t smiling at someone else. At this point although Aussie and I had frequent phone calls we had not seen eachother yet.
The man reaches me and has a strong Australian accent. His first words were..”how long have you been waiting”. It turns out it was a misunderstanding- he thought I would going through security longer.
Anyway he drives me to his house which is actually quite neat and clean for a bachelor pad. Aussie gives me the spare room and I meet his dogs. He then excuses himself for the bathroom.
I notice one of his dogs who he savagely calls faraxs, running under the bed and pulling something out. When he pulls it out I thought it was one of the dogs toys so I tease it out of his mouth so we can play fetch but it’s a giant strap on. I immediately drop it out of my hands and kick it under the bed when Aussie returns asking what is all the noise. The dog and I look at eachother and smile.
“Nothing!” I exclaim. Aussie dissmisses himself into the kitchen and I’m wondering what was that thing and who is using it? These are all questions I have to get to the bottom of (no pun intended).
But Aussie lives in Brisbane....
