The secret to long threads by Lola, Saar and Zailah

[Zailah]

96 pages, impressive

We are going fast

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

@MerchantOfMogadishu what made you want to help people suffering from "muh qabiil syndrome"?

When I was 10 years old in primary school there was this Somali girl who I shall not name, who used to always say to me "SL is a country" "go back to Xamar" "Xamar sucks". I wondered why on earth was she so vile towards me? Back then I didn't know anything about Somali politics so I told my parents about it and they went up to their parents and told them what she did. After that, she never said those things to me again. But my curiosity got the better of me and so I did some research about this illegal state and then I promised myself that I shall fight qabyaalad wherever it may be. It gave me the determination to help and cure the unfortunate who suffer from this terrible disease.

 

[Zailah]

When I was 10 years old in primary school there was this Somali girl who I shall not name, who used to always say to me "SL is a country" "go back to Xamar" "Xamar sucks". I wondered why on earth was she so vile towards me? Back then I didn't know anything about Somali politics so I told my parents about it and they went up to their parents and told them what she did. After that, she never said those things to me again. But my curiosity got the better of me and so I did some research about this illegal state and then I promised myself that I shall fight qabyaalad wherever it may be. It gave me the determination to help and cure the unfortunate who suffer from this terrible disease.

I wonder what your parents said

 

[0117]

You've just described me

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

I wonder what your parents said

To whom? Me or the girls parents?

 

[Zailah]

To whom? Me or the girls parents?

Both

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Both

They said to me that I should just ignore her, she is talking rubbish. They said to her parents that she is annoying their son and saying things kids do not fully understand.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Since when did we talk about the same shit my nigga. We had discussions about @MerchantOfMogadishu being a coonnederlander, @MerchantOfMogadishu wanting to be a merchant like in the Merchant of Venice. We also talked about the lack of halal food in Europe with the help of @Merca and @Saar. @Cognitivedissonance had a say about what kinda wife he wants even though realistically he’d just marry a Sahro from Afgooye.

And the list goes on...


Nacala, don’t hate on this thread. I just woke up mate.

I have made it abundantly clear that I want a xalimo that’s a sheep herder that hasn’t seen a Mobil phone in her life.

 

[Zailah]

I have made it abundantly clear that I want a xalimo that’s a sheep herder that hasn’t seen a Mobil phone in her life.

Let’s see how that pans out

 

[Zailah]

They said to me that I should just ignore her, she is talking rubbish. They said to her parents that she is annoying their son and saying things kids do not fully understand.

So they didn’t start a little qabil discussion, better than what my 60% somali primary school’s mums were saying

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Let’s see how that pans out

Acudu billahi Mina shadani rajiim in sha Allah it will go smoothly we will both look after a flock of sheep cattle and camel together waa billahi towfiq

 

[Professor]

97 wtf

 

[Professor]

bruv I dare someone to summarise the 97 pages , I will send anyone a tenner if they can summarise this whole thread. Just send me ur PayPal g if I think ur summary is sufficient enough

 

[Zailah]

Acudu billahi Mina shadani rajiim in sha Allah it will go smoothly we will both look after a flock of sheep cattle and camel together waa billahi towfiq

Don’t fool yourself, the ones that live back home envy you and your passport

 

[Zailah]

bruv I dare someone to summarise the 97 pages , I will send anyone a tenner if they can summarise this whole thread. Just send me ur PayPal g if I think ur summary is sufficient enough

Loool that’ll take too long but if your serious, I may take up your offer

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Don’t fool yourself, the ones that live back home envy you and your passport

Acudu billahi Mina shadani rajiim may Allah protect us from your evil eye and xaasad

 

[Zailah]

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Acudu billahi Mina shadani rajiim may Allah protect us from your evil eye and xaasad

I’m saying InshaAllah under my breath

 

[Professor]

Loool that’ll take too long but if your serious, I may take up your offer

will you better start typing if you want it

 

[Zailah]

will you better start typing if you want it

I’ll do it for free don’t want to be scammed by y’all

The first few pages were about how we tend to have long ass threads. Then we just delved into discussion with some sprinkles of hate from saqajans but mostly positive encouragement and disbelief at the fact we’ve lasted so long. We talked about what era we wanted to live in, WWYD during relationships, @Saar and @Jeesto have something called lof and jaceyl I’m kidding. We talked about the lack of halal food in Western Europe but not U.K.. we also talked about Dutch biscuits and how @MerchantOfMogadishu is a coonnederlander but claims to have been born in Mogadishu

We had some thirst time looking at guys and comparing AAs to cadaans and eventually we settled for some good fine moisturised Omar as opposed to Ashy Abdi.

we’ve had no drama or tribal talk, all peace here

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

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I’m saying InshaAllah under my breath