The secret to long threads by Lola, Saar and Zailah

[Zailah]

Making up lies about my birthplace.

You know full well the implications

You mean revealing that you’re REER NOORD-BRABANT

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

 

[Zailah]

He is british somali now leave him

The thing is, we were probably born in the same hospital so I won’t let it go

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

The thing is, we were probably born in the same hospital so I won’t let it go

How old are you if you don't mind me asking.

 

[Saar]

The thing is, we were probably born in the same hospital so I won’t let it go

You heard her @MerchantOfMogadishu don't betray us

 

[Zailah]

How old are you if you don't mind me asking.

18

 

[Saar]

What's wrong with the Netherlands warya come and visit your birth place, i am sure you won't run to somali 2.0

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

You heard her @MerchantOfMogadishu don't betray us

I'll try my best to not cause betrayal. But anything is possible.

 

[Zailah]

What's wrong with the Netherlands warya come and visit your birth place, i am sure you won't run to somali 2.0

He’s a coonnederlander

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

What's wrong with the Netherlands warya come and visit your birth place, i am sure you won't run to somali 2.0

Went to the Netherlands in 2015 to see family. It was ok. I went to Alkmaar. Nice little town. Also went to Amsterdam, but literally stayed there for a few hrs. Historical buildings were nice in Alkmaar. But everything else just seemed boring.

Also too many bikers.

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

He’s a coonnederlander

A what???

 

[Saar]

I'll try my best to not cause betrayal. But anything is possible.

bax Britishka futada usoo daq the Netherlands doesn't need you

He’s a coonnederlander

let him go abaayo

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

bax Britishka futada usoo daq the Netherlands doesn't need you




let him go abaayo

Wait what? I said I wouldn't betray you abaayo.

 

[Zailah]

A what???

You heard me sxb

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

You heard me sxb

What does it mean?

 

[Zailah]

What does it mean?

A nationality traitor

 

[Saar]

Went to the Netherlands in 2015 to see family. It was ok. I went to Alkmaar. Nice little town. Also went to Amsterdam, but literally stayed there for a few hrs. Historical buildings were nice in Alkmaar. But everything else just seemed boring.

Also too many bikers.

Yeah it is boring for somalis cuz the second somalis get their paspoorts they run straight to the UK betrayal everywhere

Also it is healthy riding the bicycles and it is save unlike the uk

 

[Saar]

Wait what? I said I wouldn't betray you abaayo.

Do you have the British or the Netherlands passport

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

A nationality traitor

Who would want to be Dutch anyways?

I bet they taught you that Dutch patriots fought against Spanish oppression in the 16th century and they won independence after the 80 years war.

You know what I say that? Spain should reconquer the Netherlands a bunch a rebellious fools.

 

[Merchant of Mogadishu]

Do you have the British or the Netherlands passport

British passport. I was born in Somalia.