The master orders his slaves over Skype

[Crow]

The wonders of modern technology.

 

[Awdalia Rising]

Imagine your master being the leader of a country with the IQ of 63

 

[shum33]

Looks like a james bond movie the main villain talking to his minions

 

[Farm]

When Xaarmaajo saw how much better abiy’s office is compared to his one bedroom office

 

[madaxweyne]

So uhuru ismail geuelleh are all slaves uhhmm very interesting

The danyer seems relaxed

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

"Aight es how's it going "

"Man corona is getting crazy over here"
"Same, that is spreading faster than a prostitute in Kibera"
"How do I use this?"

"Yeah man, if corona gets worse I won't be able to export khat to them s (no offence Farmaajo). Anyway, what have y'all been up to?"

"Nothing much really, just embezzling foreign aid and enjoying life"
"Same lol"
"Yeah, thank God we ain't in Europe or else we'd be forced to actually be competent"
"Kkkkkk"
"My desktop just crashed"

"So what have you been doing Farmaajo?"

"I just built an airporrt brro, wanna check it out?"
"Aight show us whatchu got"

"There you go my niggas. It's sick right?

Right?"

"Bruh wtf was that nigga LMAO"
"This nigga is fried, that ain't even a landing strip"
"You made slums in my country look rich in comparison, BRUH KKKK"
"Guys my laptop is burning help"

*sob* "I wish my adeero was still alive"

 

[.279]

Was it not you guys who made the journey to Addis Abeba when summoned by tigray every 5 minutes all while receiving absolutely nothing?

Considering their respective histories, the 2 northern states calling anyone ethio slaves is laughable

 

[Awdalia Rising]

Right after the picture was taken

Abiy: “ Ight my niggas now this is how igu sawir is done now gtfo my line I got some hoes waiting for me”

 

[FBIsomalia]

Where is the president of Eritrea ?

 

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"Aight es how's it going "

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"Man corona is getting crazy over here"
"Same, that is spreading faster than a prostitute in Kibera"
"How do I use this?"

View attachment 102148
"Yeah man, if corona gets worse I won't be able to export khat to them s (no offence Farmaajo). Anyway, what have y'all been up to?"

View attachment 102149
"Nothing much really, just embezzling foreign aid and enjoying life"
"Same lol"
"Yeah, thank God we ain't in Europe or else we'd be forced to actually be competent"
"Kkkkkk"
"My desktop just crashed"

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"So what have you been doing Farmaajo?"

View attachment 102161
"I just built an airporrt brro, wanna check it out?"
"Aight show us whatchu got"




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"There you go my niggas. It's sick right?

Right?"
View attachment 102149
"Bruh wtf was that nigga LMAO"
"This nigga is fried, that ain't even a landing strip"
"You made slums in my country look rich in comparison, BRUH KKKK"
"Guys my laptop is burning help"
View attachment 102159
*sob* "I wish my adeero was still alive"

Never stop making these looooooool

Was it not you guys who made the journey to Addis Abeba when summoned by tigray every 5 minutes all while receiving absolutely nothing?

Considering their respective histories, the 2 northern states calling anyone ethio slaves is laughable

I’m apart of team Anti-NN but that is an irrefutable point. Mx/Isaaq/Mj/Abgaal all have Ethio foundations and aligned intrests the next president needs to become either OG/HG/RX/DIR to reverse this.

 

[kickz]

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So uhuru ismail geuelleh are all slaves uhhmm very interesting

The danyer seems relaxed
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Other end

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

Abiy Ahmed: Yo Xaarmaajo can u visit toilet without Gorilla Guard?
Xaarmaajo: Bro he hears you! What the hell!

 

[tyrannicalmanager]

Other end

farmaajo taking orders from his ANISOM overlords.

 

[kickz]

There was an extra special guest there on some images floating around on Twitter

 

[Leila]

View attachment 102143
"Aight es how's it going "

View attachment 102145
"Man corona is getting crazy over here"
"Same, that is spreading faster than a prostitute in Kibera"
"How do I use this?"

View attachment 102148
"Yeah man, if corona gets worse I won't be able to export khat to them s (no offence Farmaajo). Anyway, what have y'all been up to?"

View attachment 102149
"Nothing much really, just embezzling foreign aid and enjoying life"
"Same lol"
"Yeah, thank God we ain't in Europe or else we'd be forced to actually be competent"
"Kkkkkk"
"My desktop just crashed"

View attachment 102150
"So what have you been doing Farmaajo?"

View attachment 102161
"I just built an airporrt brro, wanna check it out?"
"Aight show us whatchu got"




View attachment 102157
"There you go my niggas. It's sick right?

Right?"
View attachment 102149
"Bruh wtf was that nigga LMAO"
"This nigga is fried, that ain't even a landing strip"
"You made slums in my country look rich in comparison, BRUH KKKK"
"Guys my laptop is burning help"
View attachment 102159
*sob* "I wish my adeero was still alive"

View attachment 102143
"Aight es how's it going "

View attachment 102145
"Man corona is getting crazy over here"
"Same, that is spreading faster than a prostitute in Kibera"
"How do I use this?"

View attachment 102148
"Yeah man, if corona gets worse I won't be able to export khat to them s (no offence Farmaajo). Anyway, what have y'all been up to?"

View attachment 102149
"Nothing much really, just embezzling foreign aid and enjoying life"
"Same lol"
"Yeah, thank God we ain't in Europe or else we'd be forced to actually be competent"
"Kkkkkk"
"My desktop just crashed"

View attachment 102150
"So what have you been doing Farmaajo?"

View attachment 102161
"I just built an airporrt brro, wanna check it out?"
"Aight show us whatchu got"




View attachment 102157
"There you go my niggas. It's sick right?

Right?"
View attachment 102149
"Bruh wtf was that nigga LMAO"
"This nigga is fried, that ain't even a landing strip"
"You made slums in my country look rich in comparison, BRUH KKKK"
"Guys my laptop is burning help"
View attachment 102159
*sob* "I wish my adeero was still alive"

Looool I support our president and prime minister but this was too funny.

I really try to take Somali politicians serious but I just can’t .

 

[Adaawe]

Mareh...erhm I mean Pres. Farmaajo stay cucking the Adoomey Kenyatta

There was an extra special guest there on some images floating around on Twitter

 

[Manafesto]

Farmaajo is abiya's girlfriend, he obeys him like a submissive little dhoocil, one of these days he will get tired of him and replace him, Farmaajo is too fruity and soft for a country recovering from a civil war, this puppet gotta go, deport him back to Gaajohareey fataalka.

 

[sheed-dheer4ever]

Haters say this was photoshopped

 

[TheMadMullah]

Farmaajo is abiya's girlfriend, he obeys him like a submissive little dhoocil, one of these days he will get tired of him and replace him, Farmaajo is too fruity and soft for a country recovering from a civil war, this puppet gotta go, deport him back to Gaajohareey fataalka.

And we replace farmaajo with fat abdiweli Gaas who was submissive not to ethiopia prime minister but a random tigrey guy in garowe consulate

 

[Adaawe]

We went from this

To this:

I'll be mad too if I was midget Tigray general's bottom for 30 years and I got cut off. Mama Ethiopia cut off the hoes, and talks straight to the pimp, Abo Somalia now. Learn life.