The 'I have 2% battery left' girl

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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A friend of mine is being humiliated in front of my eyes. This girl he likes doesn't like him back. I told him about my 60-40 love proportion theory but he doesn't want to listen. Whenever he calls her, she says she has only 2% battery left and ends the convo right away.

Guys beware of girls that do not want to talk to you on the phone. They either do not want you or they're hiding something. This girl is giving my friend bread crumbs by calling him when she's bored, or to keep her company when she's travelling from and to work. I think he's her security blanket. Sad reality.
 

Basic

Passive Aggressive is the new Aggressive
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With some people you just gotta let life teach them the hard way. Chalk it up to the game :francis:
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
Your friend is a selfish prick. He has to understand that maybe she’s going through something, or like a normal human being she’s busy with life. Your friend should make an effort instead of blaming her all the time (I’m guessing he is since you’re make this thread on his behalf).

P.s

Why is he consulting with you? Didn’t you have 3 different failed relationships in a span of a month.


She’s innocent!
 

Macalin M

Out here
I’m on 12% right now.

This girl messaged me on snap. Should I respond and risk my phone turning off or wait half hour until I get home?

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Bohol

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That is the oldest trick in the book used by halimos. Any guy that doesn't understand what that
means and continues to pursue her with his dignity becoming lower than a worm's belly is dense.

:pachah1:
 
It’s sad and a lot of girls love a security blank. They are selfish and has no consideration for the guy. They know he likes them, but get off playing with him.
Also I wish more guys knew about the 60-40 rule. Any man who don’t follow that is a fool
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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With some people you just gotta let life teach them the hard way. Chalk it up to the game :francis:

So you reckon she's playing him.

Your friend is a selfish prick. He has to understand that maybe she’s going through something, or like a normal human being she’s busy with life. Your friend should make an effort instead of blaming her all the time (I’m guessing he is since you’re make this thread on his behalf).

P.s

Why is he consulting with you? Didn’t you have 3 different failed relationships in a span of a month.


She’s innocent!

It was yesterday that she told him she has 2% left. He put the convo on the speaker to flex and prove me wrong. But that's when the humiliation became apparent. See my friend has a speech impediment, wuu carab la yahay. When he tried to confront her, she made fun of his speech impediment. It was very unsettling. It was like seeing an accident happening, I couldn't turn away but to see them collide
 
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Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
See my friend has a speech impediment, wuu carab la yahay. When he tried to confront her, she made fun of his speech impediment. It was very unsettling. It was like seeing an accident happening, I wouldn't turn away but to see them collide
Looooooooooooooool

You're such an asshole.

OMG!
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
It’s sad and a lot of girls love a security blank. They are selfish and has no consideration for the guy. They know he likes them, but get off playing with him.
Also I wish more guys knew about the 60-40 rule. Any man who don’t follow that is a fool

I rather date an ugly girl that likes me more, than a hot chick that doesn't like me or respects me.
 

Basic

Passive Aggressive is the new Aggressive
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So you reckon she's playing him.



It was yesterday that she told him she has 2% left. He put the convo on the speaker to flex and prove me wrong. But that's when the humiliation came apparent. See my friend has a speech impediment, wuu carab la yahay. When he tried to confront her, she made fun of his speech impediment. It was very unsettling. It was like seeing an accident happening, I couldn't turn away but to see them collide
It’s not about whether she’s playing him or not. But about the fact that he can’t see that she doesn’t rate him.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
It’s not about whether she’s playing him or not. But about the fact that he can’t see that she doesn’t rate him.

She doesn't rate him? That's very interesting. You're a smart 19 year old
 
So you reckon she's playing him.



It was yesterday that she told him she has 2% left. He put the convo on the speaker to flex and prove me wrong. But that's when the humiliation came apparent. See my friend has a speech impediment, wuu carab la yahay. When he tried to confront her, she made fun of his speech impediment. It was very unsettling. It was like seeing an accident happening, I couldn't turn away but to see them collide

I’m not a violent guy......but making fun of disabled guy. Naaah I would break into her house When she is not there. Go to her bed and leave the biggest xaar I can. Make sure the day before you eat 3 meals of cambuulo to get that toxic xaar only overeating cambuulo can do
 

Yahya

2020 GRANDMASTER
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A friend of mine is being humiliated in front of my eyes. This girl he likes doesn't like him back. I told him about my 60-40 love proportion theory but he doesn't want to listen. Whenever he calls her, she says she has only 2% battery left and ends the convo right away.

Guys beware of girls that do not want to talk to you on the phone. They either do not want you or they're hiding something. This girl is giving my friend bread crumbs by calling him when she's bored, or to keep her company when she's travelling from and to work. I think he's her security blanket. Sad reality.
Bro you better keep and eye on this one. She calls him because she wants to manipulate him. Already two niggas committed suicide this year alone because two manipulative es told them to over the phone. If the don't respect you enough to give it up the first night, then move on cus she damn sure as hell would let me or the next nigga hit.

:nahgirl:
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
I’m not a violent guy......but making fun of disabled guy. Naaah I would break into her house When she is not there. Go to her bed and leave the biggest xaar I can. Make sure the day before you eat 3 meals of cambuulo to get that toxic xaar only overeating cambuulo can do

It was sad when she made fun of his disability. The poor guy started sweating.

Bro you better keep and eye on this one. She calls him because she wants to manipulate him.

He doesn't want to listen. I just texted him to ask whether she called back, kulaha no maybe her charger is malfunctioning.

I am smart but not 19 :mahubowtf:

20 :mjpls:
 

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