The HABAAR challenge (need 4 epic habaars you know, could’ve heard frm your hooyo)

[Grigori Rasputin]

1.Shuban kugu dhac


2. Duufaan ku qaadey


3. Mas ku qaniin

4. Dhulka ku la go

5. Daacuun kugu dhac

Your turn ...

 

[Subeer]

1 .Wadnaha ku cadey
2. Wax ha dhalin
3. Gaari labo ha kuu gooyo
4. Ilahay cuuryan ha kaa dhigo (extreme habaar)

 

[Jeesto]

Fanto ku dishay
Haamadu ku go'day

Gurigaa beel

Kadab go'

Ku go' ilahay idiinkii

 

[Qarboosh]

Does anyone else's parents cancel out their habaar with "aan ku oronin" i.e don't make say *insert curse*?

 

[TekNiKo]

Imaanka Alle kaa qaadi
Balaayo kugu dufsaday
Naarta Alle ku fogeey

 

[nine]

Nacala ku yaal adi iyo waxaa tahay

Imaanka Alla kaa qaad kuma dhihi karo

Geel beel

 

[GBTarmy]

Silic u dhimo
Imaamka laga qaad
Wadnaha ku istaag
Beerka baalyo kaa gashay

Those are few ones Ive heard from crazy relatives Luckily not from my direct family.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

The ones I got for the Somali government tho ..

If you stole from the national budget..who ever you are

1. May you come down with AIDS accompanied by advanced Heptatis C

2. May your daughters be #1 and #2 of Buffalo’s (Oslo’s or Toronto’s or Hargeisa’s or Nairobi’s or London’s) super head givers

3. May your sons come out worse then Abdijohn

4. May one of your sons aimlessly roam around the Far East like LarryThePuntite

5. May your wife soon tell you that all your children ain’t you really yours and they are the neighbor’s kids

 

[Wardheere]

2 somali guys 1 Ogaden and the other Marexaan had a habaar challenge while the camels graze side by side.

The Ogaden guy goes first and says "awoowgaa lagub"

The marehan guy goes "kun fac kun fac laguu cadaab"

Who won the challenge?

 

[Local]

Qaladi kugu dhacday

 

[Aderfi]

Inkaar alla kugu dhacdo
Afka haa ka go’o
Jiis alla ha ka dhigo
Balaayo kugu dhacday
Malakul mawt haa kugu so degto
Wariiri haa ku qaniino
Geel haa kugu istaago
Damiirka alla haa ka qaado
Indhaha/afka/gacamha beel
Eedada ku dishay
Abtigaa abaar ku dhacday
Tibisha u dhimo
Feeraha ka jajabo
Dhuli yaheey dhacuun ha kugu dhaco
yahay shan shabal ku cuni
Cuniiga haa ka soo dhaco
Dhulka ku dhac
Dhulka haa ku la gariiro

 

[Abkaal]

Beerka caaro ku goysay

 

[Wardheere]

Inkaar alla kugu dhacdo
Afka haa ka go’o
Jiis alla ha ka dhigo
Balaayo kugu dhacday
Malakul mawt haa kugu so degto
Wariiri haa ku qaniino
Geel haa kugu istaago
Damiirka alla haa ka qaado
Indhaha/afka/gacamha beel
Eedada ku dishay
Abtigaa abaar ku dhacday
Tibisha u dhimo
Feeraha ka jajabo
Dhuli yaheey dhacuun ha kugu dhaco
yahay shan shabal ku cuni
Cuniiga haa ka soo dhaco
Dhulka ku dhac
Dhulka haa ku la gariiro

Astaghfirullah. You know all that habaar?

 

[Aderfi]

Astaghfirullah. You know all that habaar?

Yes Astaghfirullah
I’ve learnt to self control however. I will only use them when unnecessary add a ‘yaa ku oranin’ or shield it out like ‘haa ku go’i weeeyan’ ‘haa kugu dhaco waayo’. Habaar isn’t good in essence, god guide me.

 

[BankaTuyo]

Abeeso ku ruugtay

Samada laguula bax (is that an alien abduction)?

kadab go'

Somali moms are very creative with their habaar. may allah protect them.

 

[XawoTako]

Lagu far iyo suul lagugu si qaad.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Abeeso ku ruugtay

Samada laguula bax (is that an alien abduction)?

kadab go'

Somali moms are very creative with their habaar. may allah protect them.

I laughed so hard what do they want . It can only mean “snatched out of this universe “

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Lagu far iyo suul lagugu si qaad.

Aan kugu aaso hadana kugu aaso hadana ku fooririyo oon kugu aaso gabi ahaanba

It might be a dua tho

 

[BankaTuyo]

I laughed so hard what do they want . It can only mean “snatched out of this universe “

scary shit hhhhh

 

[XawoTako]

Aan kugu aaso hadana kugu aaso hadana ku fooririyo oon kugu aaso gabi ahaanba

It might be a dua tho

Ardaal waxid. Qando feero weyn dhulka ha Kula dhacdo