Luckily for me we wont get married legally in the west, instead it would be one of those undocumented Somali mehers, which means no Marriage certificate, and that prevents you from fleecing me of my Lacag.
You see fellas, you have to always be a step a head and never agree to marry a Halimo officially in the west, otherwise she will milk you dry.
No common law situation. I'm sophisticate. I can find any old replacement blade at dukaanka.
I'm off to my Lughaya reserves. You gave me a crap deal. Sooooo long, bro.
Hello, worldly future Samaroon baby father begging for my dual citizenship, monogamy and eager to sign the necessary legalese.
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