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For example today I noticed that everyone seems to be driving faster all of a sudden. Where are all of these people speeding towards? Even in the supermarkets, it seems like people are leaving packed trolleys mid shopping and fleeing to God knows where.
I obviously got in and got out quickly, as people were so preoccupied and you could literally feel the anxiety in the atmosphere that they didn't even notice some free cashier tills towards one end of the supermarket. Instead the idiots formed mammoth queues behind a few tills.
Also found it strange that the entire toilet paper aisle was empty a few days ago, but there was some kleenex and kitchen rolls. However today the kleenex and kitchen rolls were also gone. Seems like these smart asses probably figured out that they could also use kleenex and toilet rolls to wipe their ass. I have a suspicion that plumbers will be very busy come summer.
The multivitamins, fruit and veg seem to be fully stocked, which is strange as you would think people would need those for a healthy body and strong immune system. No it seems like tonnes of pasta sauce and toilet paper is the answer to a healthy immune system.
This Corona farce has enlightened us on the peculiarities and tendencies of peoples shopping habits if anything. For instance all of the Indian, Bengali and Pakistani families were packing crates of cooking oil and butter ghee into their trolleys. No wonder these guys are so afflicted with heart disease.
I saw one black female with an entire trolley of hand gel, hand wash, baby wipes, dettol and other OCD things. Blacks seem to be more prone to OCD tendencies when these events occur. On the other hand white trollies either contain crazy amounts of canned goods and other conspiracy theorist prepper essentials like needles and other things the ordinary ethnic mind would never think of or non essential crap like alcohol and cheetos.
I would love to watch the supermarket security cameras once this is all over. So that I can see the disorganised panic buyers who place 10 rice bags into a trolley in one go and the sneaky ones who come back over a consecutive extended period buying shitloads of things consistently taking into account food for the family, food for some neighbours and some food for business to sell incase the world goes into full apocalypse.
It has all been very funny to say the least.
spreading this corona virus news.For example today I noticed that everyone seems to be driving faster all of a sudden. Where are all of these people speeding towards? Even in the supermarkets, it seems like people are leaving packed trolleys mid shopping and fleeing to God knows where.
I obviously got in and got out quickly, as people were so preoccupied and you could literally feel the anxiety in the atmosphere that they didn't even notice some free cashier tills towards one end of the supermarket. Instead the idiots formed mammoth queues behind a few tills.
Also found it strange that the entire toilet paper aisle was empty a few days ago, but there was some kleenex and kitchen rolls. However today the kleenex and kitchen rolls were also gone. Seems like these smart asses probably figured out that they could also use kleenex and toilet rolls to wipe their ass. I have a suspicion that plumbers will be very busy come summer.
The multivitamins, fruit and veg seem to be fully stocked, which is strange as you would think people would need those for a healthy body and strong immune system. No it seems like tonnes of pasta sauce and toilet paper is the answer to a healthy immune system.
This Corona farce has enlightened us on the peculiarities and tendencies of peoples shopping habits if anything. For instance all of the Indian, Bengali and Pakistani families were packing crates of cooking oil and butter ghee into their trolleys. No wonder these guys are so afflicted with heart disease.
I saw one black female with an entire trolley of hand gel, hand wash, baby wipes, dettol and other OCD things. Blacks seem to be more prone to OCD tendencies when these events occur. On the other hand white trollies either contain crazy amounts of canned goods and other conspiracy theorist prepper essentials like needles and other things the ordinary ethnic mind would never think of or non essential crap like alcohol and cheetos.
I would love to watch the supermarket security cameras once this is all over. So that I can see the disorganised panic buyers who place 10 rice bags into a trolley in one go and the sneaky ones who come back over a consecutive extended period buying shitloads of things consistently taking into account food for the family, food for some neighbours and some food for business to sell incase the world goes into full apocalypse.
It has all been very funny to say the least.
