Tales of Chicongo: A Jewish man gave me a half opened candy randomly a couple of days ago

[Kurobecky]

This is an anecdote from my bizarre adventures in Chicongo. While waiting for the bus to go to work a couple of days ago, this random Jewish man gave me a half opened candy. And no, I didn’t eat it. I’m pretty sure it’s poisoned. Am I being Anti-Semitic ? Or paranoid ?

 

[Hotchick12]

Some Jewish people do magic and no I’m being serious apparently it’s their Kabbalah, and if a Jewish person does magic it’s good and when a gentil does Magic it’s bad

 

[Based]

Offering a grown woman half-opened candy? You had every right to reject his poisoned qashin

 

[Kurobecky]

Offering a grown woman half-opened candy? You had every right to reject his poisoned qashin

It super awkward and I hate rejecting people. Jews are kinda weird. Only Jews I fucks with are Ben Shapiro, Weird Al, The Beastie Boys, Jerry Senfield, and The Orphan Land (super awesome Israeli metal band)