1. For the advertisers who thought up this shite
2. For all the consumers, banal and trite
3. For the dollars, piling all around
4. For the caterers, gobbling it down
5. For the girl ,whose flowers he'll pluck
6. For her parents, all out of luck
7. For her wedding, a fitting prelude
8. For her finances, oh they're screwed!
9. For the birthday, its origins pagan
10. For happiness, the work of Satan
11. For the , not covering her awrah
12. For Al-Shabaab, hip-hip hurrah!
13. For the third world, may it stay lowly
14. For the agoon, outside begging for roti
15. For the odey, taking his final breath
16. For the sixteens, one year closer to death