Stupid things you use to do as a kid

Yukon_Niner

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I use to run around in circles really fast while leaning/turning my head to the inside of the imagined circle like a headless autist when I was young. I'd do it until I got dizzy and dropped. Why I did it? I think it may have been fun but I'd be lying if I said I'm certain of that.

I remember one time my parents wanted us to go visit our cousins and while I was outside and my parents were packing a few meals. I was talking with my brother for a while till I got bored and started running in circles again next to a bunch of parked vehicles for no reason. I was getting giddy and dizzy until I hit a parked motorcycle and the air and parts of my soul left my body. Everything was white for a few seconds and my whole torso felt like I got punched extremely hard but I got up anyway. The only feeling I can remember was feeling like I needed to matag.

Well by the time I got up my parents were getting us in the car. Now take in mind I use to get carsick frequently and I already felt like vomiting, so this was already a horrible situation but apparently it could get worse. I spotted a rather disgusting warm Capri-Sun (Orange) lunchbox juice and thought I can't pass this opportunity up. So I grabbed it out of greed feeling a sense of pride and drank half of that warm shit out of spite. Well the rest was history.

I shot Capri Sun and bariis stew all over the seats as soon as the car drove a few metres. We had to cut our trip short. It just popped into my head not long ago.

Anyone got anything like this that's happened to them?
 
When I was around 8, a girl at my school invited me and two others to her birthday party. We went swimming. I thought swimming was like walking. The current took me to the side where an old lady picked me up. Ever since I’ve been scared of drowning, even in the shower.
 
I used to eat sand for some reason and anything I could get my hands on. I like to assume this is what made my immune system so strong.
 

Yukon_Niner

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When I was around 8, a girl at my school invited me and two others to her birthday party. We went swimming. I thought swimming was like walking. The current took me to the side where an old lady picked me up. Ever since I’ve been scared of drowning, even in the shower.
Oh that's kind do sad. Hope it gets better for you.

That reminds me I use to get an existential crisis when I was in a bathtub around the age 9. I'd imagine I was the Titanic in an ocean but then I'd realise I'm a little boat in the deep dark endless sea. I quit taking baths and stuck to showers up until I was 14.
 

Al-Burcaawi

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I drank a milk, sugar and salt mixture since I wanted to know how lacto-free milk tasted like. I then ran around in circles cuz why not. Let me just say that didn't work out too good :samwelcome:
 

Gedogyal

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I was a snitch LMFAO
:denzelnigga: :mjcry: :dead:

I was always that kid everyone hated bc I would Naruto run to the teachers when nothing was going my way:)

EDIT: They were all rude, damn y'all
 
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Gedogyal

good cop
I hate snitches :birdman:
Got suspended/caught so many times because of ppl that can't shut up:birdman:
I mean... the people at my school deserved it tho:mjcry: They were always teasing me and then one day I noticed that they all were shitting their pants when the teacher was around:)
That's when I recognized my power:)

Hope you weren't like them : )
 

Al-Burcaawi

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I mean... the people at my school deserved it tho:mjcry: They were always teasing me and then one day I noticed that they all were shitting their pants when the teacher was around:)
That's when I recognized my power:)

Hope you weren't like them : )
Just beat them up innit?

Dhirbaaxo kulul never disappoints:manny:
 
I mean... the people at my school deserved it tho:mjcry: They were always teasing me and then one day I noticed that they all were shitting their pants when the teacher was around:)
That's when I recognized my power:)

Hope you weren't like them : )
My power kulaha:kodaksmiley::pacspit:

I never picked on people, I just like being entertained in unusual ways.:dabcasar:


Throwing dictionaries out the window, then sneaking out the class just to try to throw it back in the class :ohhhdamn:

When you get it in and it goes SMAACK it feels just so :ahh::ahh::ahh:


Then there'd be some dumbass kid I never interacted with that will literally point me out and say I saw him throw it out and sneak out the class:birdman:
 

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