SSpot's Adult Orphanage

Vapour

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We are reparenting them as adults so they don't have to learn to self-parent. Some guys secretly like to be told what to do or have it done for them, just like mommy dearest used to.
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I should have fattened them up like that qumayo in Hansel and Gretal so they would be less mobile.
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Appreciate this save. :wow1:

Nothing wrong with being a Mummy’s boy. :icon cool:
 
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Wonyluvr

“la vie en rose🥀 ~”
VIP
I think you are right. I'm wary of morbidly obese people in mopeds travelling at high speeds.
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The negative association came from one of them almost mowing me down as I crossed the road and refused to apologize. So, I guess I won't add to the problem by becoming a feeder to nimaan to slow them down. I'll have to think of something else.
HABARYAAR 😭😭😭
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
Appreciate this save. :wow1:

Nothing wrong with being a Mummy’s boy. :icon cool:
Vapour, you aren't afraid to admit that. Honesty is a virtue, but those who formerly sought refuge here, aka your lost brothers, are too shy to admit they once called the orphanage home.
:liberaltears:They are dodging us like incessant calls for lacaag from a 252 area code.

We need to work on better outreach. @Vapour, @Mudug_gyal and @Wonyluvr, do you mind adding a mass mention?
 

Periplus

Minister of Propaganda
VIP
:gucciwhat: Well, Periplus, weren't you part of our community?

Anyway, my vision is grander this go around.

Bah Sophisticate will be more assimilationist.

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You wanted me to be part of your community, admittedly, I would’ve been your white whale.

Alas, I don’t have an Oedipal complex so the pursuit was moot.

I completely appreciate your charity work, but my appreciation does not extend to the males that form your following.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
You wanted me to be part of your community, admittedly, I would’ve been your white whale.

Alas, I don’t have an Oedipal complex so the pursuit was moot.

I completely appreciate your charity work, but my appreciation does not extend to the males that form your following.
This isn't a cult.
:damn: Akhas, I'm apalled at the notion of them wanting to wife a hooyo-like figure.

Had I known that was the modus operandi I would have invested my efforts on a sanctuary for persecuted Australian camels.
 

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