Spoil your wife

[East side]

Return the favor? Of course I’d do that.

But I’ve met some girls who’ve told me that they wouldn’t ever go down on a guy. I don’t understand it, but whatever floats their boat I guess.

When ever I hear my friends they all say hell no they wouldn't.....behind close doors Im convinced they even eat a$$. Its actually good we are conservative when we talk about sex. Nowadays everyone overshares. I have grown ass white men at work telling us what their wives k*ke

 

[Emily]

Vagina's that have a strong, fishy odor. This is a telltale sign of bacterial vaginosis, a type of vaginal infection. This type of smell that often detected after sex isn't normal. Seems like you've been fucking infected vaginas.


Whenever I have sex. I always bring my condoms with me but if she has this fishy smell then I'm gone. Skrrr

Usually, the vagina are supposed to smell like flour or bread. Sometimes the odor smells sour, but it can also be pleasant. That's just my experience.

What! You are one wild teenager!
Vagina that smells has yeast infection. Healthy vagina smells like cotton candy

 

[Mercury]

Mercry is xalumo....I would bet my ball. Also a woman is supposed to take care of a man....they are nurturers by nature

Than you wouldn’t have any balls cause I’m a Somali guy I just don’t adhere to many parts of our culture people are bamboozled by me cause I believe it’s a shared responsibility to do household chores compared to being the stereotypical Somali guy that expects the wife to do it all by herself which is wrong

 

[Mercury]

So saying one needs to be respectful kind to their wife is a dayuus?

He didn't even say anything of a sexual manner.

Its crazy how men get upset when they are told what they should do for a woman, but spend their lives telling women what we should do for them.

I'm sure you have a long list of things a wife should do, but when someone mentions the husband you want to get emotional and start yelling random accusations.

Firstly learn what a dayuus mean.


Thanks.

Exactly!

I never once said anything sexual about that yet someone in here was talking about how wrong it is you help your wife keep when you should keep that private that don’t make sense

 

[Mercury]

Men are also meant to take care of women. It goes both ways stop being selfish.

No wonder there are so many bitter married women running around. Like what does a woman get in return?

As a husband your role isn’t just providing for the family but also taking care of your wifey

 

[East side]

Than you wouldn’t have any balls cause I’m a Somali guy I just don’t adhere to many parts of our culture people are bamboozled by me cause I believe it’s a shared responsibility to do household chores compared to being the stereotypical Somali guy that expects the wife to do it all by herself which is wrong

Not only will she have to do all....she will get weekly ratings from 1-10. If she reaches 5 she sleeps on the couch. A 4 means she cant have qado for that day. 3 I will just let her clean the house one last time and return her to her family. 6 is the least I accept in term of work.

 

[Mercury]

Not only will she have to do all....she will get weekly ratings from 1-10. If she reaches 5 she sleeps on the couch. A 4 means she cant have qado for that day. 3 I will just let her clean the house one last time and return her to her family. 6 is the least I accept in term of work.

You sound selfish and inconsiderate why don’t you get off the lazy couch and help her you both share the same house

 

[East side]

You sound selfish and inconsiderate why don’t you get off the lazy couch and help her you both share the same house

One mans selfishness is another mans unselfishness. I know what I want and I know there is women who will agree with me. I would never let you how to treat your wife. Whatever works for you may not work for others. The women I am used to will kill you if they sense any weakness. You constantly have to be ready and sleep with a knife under your pillow.

 

[Mercury]

@Suldaanka

If you love and respect the prophet why don’t you follow his Sunnah and help your wives with the house chores like he did? You only use his Hadiths to illustrate what’s required of Muslim women to do. You’re the quintessential traditional Somali who follows tribal nomadic culture and picks and chooses Islam fittingly. They got a word for it. Hypocrites.

Very well said!

 

[Mercury]

I can understand many Somali guys where raised in an environment where they weren’t expected nor required to lift a finger and where served by their sisters or female relatives

This part of our culture I never practiced because in my opinion if you want a clean house it should be the duty of you and your wife to keep the house clean cause you both live there same with the kids she shouldn’t be the one mainly doing the childrearing cause she didn’t give birth to them by herself

Many Somali guys wouldn’t dare to these things cause they think it’s beneath them or see them as a woman’s duty

The prophet scw did all these and many more yet I’m the one referred to as a naag and people questioning my gender

Atleast I Have balls to stand for my views and beliefs even if it means I would stand alone

 

[Mercury]

Besides being kind to your wife and helping her is sadaqa an act of charity

Keep that in mind

 

[nine]

Atleast I Have balls

 

[Vanessa]

@Mercury can u spoil me via PayPal?

 

[Khayyam]

I'm a man.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I'm a man.

You should post this classic pic for mercury in all of his threads

Old members knows

 

[Dalmoor]

What! You are one wild teenager!
Vagina that smells has yeast infection. Healthy vagina smells like cotton candy

Cotton candy. Wtf!

 

[Suldaanka]

So saying one needs to be respectful kind to their wife is a dayuus?

He didn't even say anything of a sexual manner.

Its crazy how men get upset when they are told what they should do for a woman, but spend their lives telling women what we should do for them.

I'm sure you have a long list of things a wife should do, but when someone mentions the husband you want to get emotional and start yelling random accusations.

Firstly learn what a dayuus mean.


Thanks.

All of you need comprehension skills. All i said is you shouldnt be talking about this publicly. And that a dayuus would do some shit like this. Its pandoras box. You already got @CaliSomali talking about some weird shit already. No need to put that shit so the whole world can see.
Every man loves his women. How they like to please and respect themselves shouldnt be documented

 

[government]

The weekly @Mercury roast, is my favorite time of the week

 

[Abdisamad]

@Mercury why can’t there be more men like you?

Men like Mercury get constantly friendzoned by females.

 

[Abdisamad]

Mercury woman don't want a sweet guy.
They want to be conquered, dominated and challenged. If you do as you are suggesting they'll find you boring and offer the sweet nectar to in your definition a cave man. You better watch out.