Somalispot official unpopular opinions thread

[Al-Burcaawi]

f*ck the general section I have the NSFW section which I run and am the king of. How many of yall can say you got a plaq thread in the nsfw section yall can keep bum ass general because everybody knows who runs the real nigga section

yeah i cant legit do nsfw threads without putting in nsfw videos n shit (not P--n if y'all are wondering)

 

[Furioso]

Somali with big foreheads are ugly mucjiso. Most Somali have normal foreheads but these fourheads giving us a bad rep

Sevenheads are the only way to go. Are you even Somali if you have only a fourhead?

 

[Toriye]

Sevenheads are the only way to go. Are you even Somali if you have only a fourhead?
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I am true Somali through and through. Somali with fourheads are half breads

 

[a y a n]

Sevenheads are the only way to go. Are you even Somali if you have only a fourhead?
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i have a three head so i’m truly pure ethnic somali so stfu

 

[Furioso]

I am true Somali through and through. Somali with fourheads are half breads

How about Somalis with eight heads? Think carefully about what you say next.

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

smash or pass on her

 

[Shmurda]

yeah i cant legit do nsfw threads without putting in nsfw videos n shit (not P--n if y'all are wondering)

That section takes skill my nigga

The real test tho is making a thread in the qashin section and getting a plaq. The only man to ever pull that off was @Samaalic Era I believe

Holup @Furioso are you sneak dissing me whens the last time you made a thread nigga I'll have you know im just going thru a thread drought but once I come out the plaqs will be raking in

 

[a y a n]

smash or pass on her

if i was a gu hard pass
seems like a with no job but being a violinist and working out all day

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

How about Somalis with eight heads? Think carefully about what you say next.

how bout bald somalis

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

if i was a gu hard pass
seems like a with no job but being a violinist and working out all day

violinist kulahaa

why is this so truee

hard smash tho aanu kala dhex baxnee

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

That section takes skill my nigga

The real test tho is making a thread in the qashin section and getting a plaq. The only man to ever pull that off was @Samaalic Era I believe

Holup @Furioso are you sneak dissing me whens the last time you made a thread nigga I'll have you know im just going thru a thread drought but once I come out the plaqs will be raking in

worst thing is you cant post nsfw videos or else i'd put execution videos there 24/7

 

[Radical]

smash or pass on her

Slim and perfectly normal proportions

 

[Furioso]

That section takes skill my nigga

The real test tho is making a thread in the qashin section and getting a plaq. The only man to ever pull that off was @Samaalic Era I believe

Holup @Furioso are you sneak dissing me whens the last time you made a thread nigga I'll have you know im just going thru a thread drought but once I come out the plaqs will be raking in

The NSFW section is a joke. I just have to post naked pics and voila a plaq. Have you ever even gotten a plaq hhahahaha. So much for being King of the NSFW section

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

The NSFW section is a joke. I just have to post naked pics and voila a plaq. Have you ever even gotten a plaq hhahahaha. So much for being King of the NSFW section

can you actually do that tho lmao

 

[Furioso]

can you actually do that tho lmao

You can’t post completely naked pics but you can get pretty damn close to it. You’re allowed to post pics with minimal clothing

 

[a y a n]

You can’t post completely naked pics but you can get pretty damn close to it. You’re allowed to post pics with minimal clothing

@Shmurda is writing this down hardcore rn

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

You can’t post completely naked pics but you can get pretty damn close to it. You’re allowed to post pics with minimal clothing

like painting over the bare outline of the seal and nips type of minimal?

 

[Shmurda]

worst thing is you cant post nsfw videos or else i'd put execution videos there 24/7

Wtf is wrong with you nigga

I used to watch chubby cadaans get chopped up as a kid tho

The NSFW section is a joke. I just have to post naked pics and voila a plaq. Have you ever even gotten a plaq hhahahaha. So much for being King of the NSFW section

What even constitutes as a plaq first off

Even if you do get a plaq in the nsfw tho its all thanks to me. Im the one that revived the section. I walked so that YOU could run. I turned water into wine I declare myself the jesus of that section

 

[Furioso]

@Shmurda is writing this down hardcore rn

I could probably pull a plaq if I made one about BDSM and I did a mass tag lmao. @Shmurda is probably taking notes right now.

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

Wtf is wrong with you nigga

I used to watch chubby cadaans get chopped up as a kid tho

What even constitutes as a plaq first off

Even if you do get a plaq in the nsfw tho its all thanks to me. Im the one that revived the section. I walked so that YOU could run. I turned water into wine I declare myself the jesus of that section

me and the general section is like america and the middle east

cuz i just keep on invading

 

[a y a n]

I could probably pull a plaq if I made one about BDSM and I did a mass tag lmao. @Shmurda is probably taking notes right now.

BDSM might be too far innit
just keep it down to creepy ish role plays so may niggas here would get off to that ngl

 

[Furioso]

me and the general section is like america and the middle east

cuz i just keep on invading

You churn out two threads a day walaal. It’s impossible for us to keep up.