Somalis too shy to have fantasies?

[Canuck]

wait wait wait



you wouldn't enquire about their bedroom needs??

what happens if you get with a girl who only believes that sex is for babies?

It is your job as husband to teach her and open her eyes.

 

[VixR]

Of course it is sin to talk dirty to stranger guy (stranger meaning not your husband in Islamic contest) wait till the honeymoon.

I know it's a sin to do anything, obviously, but to talk about is a sin as well? How are you supposed to know if you're compatible?

No because you prefer to hypothetically review sex positions with your husband before nikaax

Or better yet give him a test drive and see hisright

Lol. Say you have a girlfriend you've been 'dating', let's call it a courtship to dismiss supposed backlash on Muslim dating. Say you're engaged and set to be married, in fact. Yeah, let's go with this. You mean to tell me you discuss the Friday night game, and the weather, but the birds and bees are off limits, until *kerplunk* comes the wedding night? Say wallahi.

Well damn

 

[Professor]

I am into faqash role play

That's so fucked up

 

[Professor]

There is no reason for me to lie. Plus some girls are into that. Not everyone is the same.

You still got her digits send it through g. Walah freaks are god given gift. We must embrace them for their ty ways.

Spoiler: Spoiler

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

 

[government]

I know it's a sin to do anything, obviously, but to talk about is a sin as well? How are you supposed to know if you're compatible?

Lol. Say you have a girlfriend you've been 'dating', let's call it a courtship to dismiss supposed backlash on Muslim dating. Say you're engaged and set to be married, in fact. Yeah, let's go with this. You mean to tell me you discuss the Friday night game, and the weather, but the birds and bees are off limits, until *kerplunk* comes the wedding night? Say wallahi.

Well damn

Talk about your interests or anything for that matter do you think. Unmarried Muslims keep talking about how awesome their sex will be until they get married

Spoiler: Their conversation

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

 

[Ubax45_]

I know it's a sin to do anything, obviously, but to talk about is a sin as well? How are you supposed to know if you're compatible?

Lol. Say you have a girlfriend you've been 'dating', let's call it a courtship to dismiss supposed backlash on Muslim dating. Say you're engaged and set to be married, in fact. Yeah, let's go with this. You mean to tell me you discuss the Friday night game, and the weather, but the birds and bees are off limits, until *kerplunk* comes the wedding night? Say wallahi.

Well damn

I think your looking at things too technically, the relationship would just naturally progress.
I highly doubt that any "kerplunk" will happen on the wedding night of people who haven't even touched before then.

 

[black]

I can't just drop it on her, you have to subtly introduce it to their subconscious. When it comes to fruition. It's a glorious occasion indeed

 

[VixR]

Talk about your interests or anything for that matter do you think. Unmarried Muslims keep talking about how awesome their sex will be until they get married

Spoiler: There conversation

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

I really wish I hadn't opened that spoiler

 

[black]

I think your looking at things too technically, the relationship would just naturally progress.
I highly doubt that any "kerplunk" will happen on the wedding night of people who haven't even touched before then.

This. @VixR No one is going to bust out handcuffs and chains on the first night

 

[Foreman]

wait wait wait



you wouldn't enquire about their bedroom needs??

what happens if you get with a girl who only believes that sex is for babies?

If she is not undergone FGM, she will like it! If for any reason she is asexual or not interested than why would you marry her? There is hadith encourage foreplay, kissing and watching each other naked. Islam is sex positive, woman talking dirty and dancing for their husbands is rewarded with Xasanat. First time I hear of sex for babies.

 

[Edo Nene]

I always fantasised threesomes.

 

[VixR]

This. @VixR No one is going to bust out handcuffs and chains on the first night

And I'm saying that handcuffs and chains being in the equation at all should be knowledge well before the first night.

Like well in advance, before I even think about committing to you, tf?

I think your looking at things too technically, the relationship would just naturally progress.
I highly doubt that any "kerplunk" will happen on the wedding night of people who haven't even touched before then.

Touching is a whole other thing, which is haram btw, however unreasonable it might be. Anyone who touched surely also talked about it. That's why I'm shocked some ppl think it's taboo to even talk about, with the knowledge touching is out of the question, technically.

If she is not undergone FGM, she will like it! If for any reason she is asexual or not interested than why would you marry her? There is hadith encourage foreplay, kissing and watching each other naked. Islam is sex positive, woman talking dirty and dancing for their husbands is rewarded with Xasanat. First time I hear of sex for babies.

So the deen is gonna get you laid?

Islam's gonna turn you out

 

[Hemaal]

Spoiler: It wasn't that bad

You don't have permission to view the spoiler content. Log in or register now.

Good lord

 

[Foreman]

I know it's a sin to do anything, obviously, but to talk about is a sin as well? How are you supposed to know if you're compatible?

Lol. Say you have a girlfriend you've been 'dating', let's call it a courtship to dismiss supposed backlash on Muslim dating. Say you're engaged and set to be married, in fact. Yeah, let's go with this. You mean to tell me you discuss the Friday night game, and the weather, but the birds and bees are off limits, until *kerplunk* comes the wedding night? Say wallahi.

Well damn

And who said you can't talk to you future husband/wife? The couple can talk to each other in presence of a mahram. They can also talk through the phone and whatssp each other on the condition of not engaging in dirty talk. I have a religious Yemini friend in uni who is engaged to his fiancée and talk with her on the phone mind you he is a sheikh. Figuring out compatibility is always a problem, it won't go away with hanging around malls and shisha spots. You think the Islamic whole world is centered around myopic distorted version of Wahabis.

 

[SecretAgent]

Imagine xalimo is laying on her back on the bed with her head hanging off the edge, and get oral like that and same time ur squeezing her naaso xxxxx macanaaa xaaax.

 

[--Ajakis Lax Max--]

armpit fetish is weirdest i encountered. she would compliment me on my deodorant and find weird reasons to smell it. i knew she was lying because i switched it up and she kept going with it. she would lift my arm up and rest her head on my shoulder trying to be sneaky. now i think back, she was very creepy

 

[Foreman]

So the deen is gonna get you laid?

Islam's gonna turn you out

You can get laid with or without Islam. You always pride yourself in being rational and you never struck me as the emotional type so why are you running in circles?

Do men have sexual needs YES

Do women have sexual needs YES

What is the problem? Does feminism ideology advocate for another definition that describes women sexual climax? Or do you think it is less awkward to talk about sexual fantasies when your are both (likely) virgins

 

[Prince Abubu]

The only fantasy I had was Somalia being a first world country and controlling all five Somali regions

You got a weird fetish

 

[VixR]

You can get laid with or without Islam. You always pride yourself in being rational and you never struck me as the emotional type so why are you running in circles?

Do men have sexual needs YES

Do women have sexual needs YES

What is the problem? Does feminism ideology advocate for another definition that describes women sexual climax? Or do you think it is less awkward to talk about sexual fantasies when your are both (likely) virgins

Yes, we have sexual needs, but every man and woman are not the same. They have differing sexual needs, different views on sex and marriage, and on what they want to do and/or have done to them. It's not rocket science.

This could partly explain the prominence of quickie divorces

 

[Zeus]

anyone into feet?