Somalis dating online is KILLING ME LOL

NoSafety

NoSafety

So I looked up dating for fun and stumbled across this....'Salaam Love'/

(https://salaamlove.com/)

Looked average and normal until I started looking at Somali profiles :ftw9nwa: o_O

https://salaamlove.com/publicprofile/view/profileid/9369799

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Blue eyes kulaha :ftw9nwa:

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:yloezpe::yloezpe::yloezpe:


But the best pasrt is next lol

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:pachah1:

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:mjlol:

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How tf does this nigga speak Aramaic wallahi it's nearly extinct :chrisfreshhah:
 
416

416

Lmao
NoSafety said:
He might be 5'4 but when he steps up on his wallet he's 6'8 kkkkk
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Medulla said:
I'm 5'4, Stand on My Money Now I'm 6'6
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In Lil Uzi Vert's song titled "Sanguine Paradise", Uzi clearly states that he grows from 5'4" to 6'6" simply by standing on his money. If you take this into account, he grows 14 inches. Let’s assume that he’s standing on $100 bills. A $100 dollar bill is 0.0043 inches thick, which means an inch of $100 bills is equal to $23,200. Multiply this by the 14 inches he grew and you get $324,800. You can't balance on just one stack of money, so let's assume he's balancing on 6 stacks. Multiply $324,800 by six and you get $1,948,800. According to Google, Uzi’s net worth is approximately $17,000,000. Take the $1,948,800 that he’s currently standing on and divide that by his net worth of $17,000,000, and you get 0.11463529411, which equals about 11.46%. So, given all this, Lil Uzi Vert is standing on 11.46% of all his money - or $1,948,800 - in Sanguine Paradise.
 
Toriye

Toriye

Sheekhaagu waa kuma?
416 said:
In Lil Uzi Vert's song titled "Sanguine Paradise", Uzi clearly states that he grows from 5'4" to 6'6" simply by standing on his money. If you take this into account, he grows 14 inches. Let’s assume that he’s standing on $100 bills. A $100 dollar bill is 0.0043 inches thick, which means an inch of $100 bills is equal to $23,200. Multiply this by the 14 inches he grew and you get $324,800. You can't balance on just one stack of money, so let's assume he's balancing on 6 stacks. Multiply $324,800 by six and you get $1,948,800. According to Google, Uzi’s net worth is approximately $17,000,000. Take the $1,948,800 that he’s currently standing on and divide that by his net worth of $17,000,000, and you get 0.11463529411, which equals about 11.46%. So, given all this, Lil Uzi Vert is standing on 11.46% of all his money - or $1,948,800 - in Sanguine Paradise.
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Lmao, that is a huge wall of text that no one is gonna read but rate it funny for the effort
 
NotMyL

NotMyL

"You are your best thing"
VIP
At least he’s honest man, some men hide their kids this guy will tell you about it later.
 
HanadR6

HanadR6

416 said:
In Lil Uzi Vert's song titled "Sanguine Paradise", Uzi clearly states that he grows from 5'4" to 6'6" simply by standing on his money. If you take this into account, he grows 14 inches. Let’s assume that he’s standing on $100 bills. A $100 dollar bill is 0.0043 inches thick, which means an inch of $100 bills is equal to $23,200. Multiply this by the 14 inches he grew and you get $324,800. You can't balance on just one stack of money, so let's assume he's balancing on 6 stacks. Multiply $324,800 by six and you get $1,948,800. According to Google, Uzi’s net worth is approximately $17,000,000. Take the $1,948,800 that he’s currently standing on and divide that by his net worth of $17,000,000, and you get 0.11463529411, which equals about 11.46%. So, given all this, Lil Uzi Vert is standing on 11.46% of all his money - or $1,948,800 - in Sanguine Paradise.
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C for cool
 
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