Somalis And The 2nd Amendment

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Are any of you North Americans legal gun owners? I want to know how many of you guys exercise your right to keep and bear arms. You talk a good game about how you're tough geeljires, but where's the glock to prove it? I went to stay with my uncle Mahmoud in Connecticut in the winter. He's a genuine FOB. Likes to rock his macawis even at the supermarket and lays out bundles of qaat AKA the botanical blessing every night with his fellow qaxootis from the bush. In spite of needing the aid of a walking stick half the year ("adeer dabarkeeygi baa liga haaya"), he packs a mean AR-15 and keeps it in his beatup Toyota in case anything pops off.

I asked if it's because of the much reported anti-immigrant climate of the Trump presidency. "No", he said, "I voted for Trump. He's more geeljire than the rest of the feminized, sissified, pansified, terrified politicians. No adeer, I keep it locked and loaded in case my Qabil enemies from Baidoa come gunning for me because of my ties to the Siyad regime."

God bless America. The greatest country on earth. Where else can a 65 year old African illiterate with a shady past have the right to spray lead at his mortal enemies? He's down the gun range every six months and keeps his trigger finger well occupied. He tells me he feels more manly and virile among Republicans than fake geeljires back home who've been disarmed by their government. He says the liberals want to take the Second Amendment from him so he can't trust the Dems to protect him. Funny because he collects disability and every other liberal government program. Still, his manly instincts tell him the GOP is where the truth is at.

I'm seeing more and more Somalis team up with Christian conservatives, the most hard workin', God fearin', rifle bearin', America lovin', redneck supportin', sister marryin', non-passport ownin' folks who believe Nature gave them the biggest dick in the world so they can urinate on the rest and make themselves strong and free.

So who's down for the NRA?

 

[BestCaseScenario]

I have heard some Somali girls who go to practice shooting for the fun. And these are American born Somalis. I only know one Somali guy who packs heat and he is a police officer.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I have heard some Somali girls who go to practice shooting for the fun. I only know one Somali guy who packs heat and he is a police officer.

Somali women cannot be trusted with firearms. They're unstable like fat @Basra and become trigger happy when you tell them to quit stuffing their pie hole and shed the baruur.

Somali cops can't be trusted either. They shot that innocent Australian tourist in Minnesota. A real beauty she was too. Blondes are the treasure of human civilization. That kneegrow has to swing from the tree. I don't care if he's from my tribe. Rednecks would never tolerate that nonsense.

 

[Manafesto]

The only Somalis that I have seen packing In my city Columbus are mostly local drug dealers (ciyaalka xaafada).

 

[BestCaseScenario]

Somali women cannot be trusted with firearms. They're unstable like fat @Basra and become trigger happy when you tell them to quit stuffing their pie hole and shed the baruur.

Somali cops can't be trusted either. They shot that innocent Australian tourist in Minnesota. A real beauty she was too. Blondes are the treasure of human civilization. That kneegrow has to swing from the tree. I don't care if he's from my tribe. Rednecks would never tolerate that nonsense.

This is generalization at its finest. Are we somehow to believe we are all one individual? Where is the common sense? I guess being dramatic is cool but still .. don't sacrifice common sense for useless dramatization.


Okay, the girls are young adults who were born in America. Somehow they picked up the habit and go to the shooting range for fun. I guess someone introduced them to the sport and the word spread among friends.

As for the Police officer who shot the Australian lady, it was accidental discharge and a disaster waiting to happen as is the case with all American Police shootings. They keep one bullet in the chamber all the time and it doesn't much for a gun to be fired by them at people. They are scared of their society which begs the question of why they sign up to be police officers to begin with. This Somali officer was sitting in the car at night and someone banged hard on the back end of the squad car, and he got spooked. His shot went straight through the door and hit the woman. It is police training problem in America. nothing to do with the officer's ethnicity. They come out of training fearing everyone else they have to deal with except their uniformed friends,

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

The only Somalis that I have seen packing In my city Columbus are mostly local drug dealers (ciyaalka xaafada).

My adeer is a drug dealer too: He peddles overpriced jaad at the shisha bar. That's a deadly mix right there saxib. But he keeps it legal. He's a licensed gun owner. He doesn't tolerate hip hop guys with their pants sagging almost down to their ankles. He'd put some hot rocks in those bums.

 

[Manafesto]

My adeer is a drug dealer too: He peddles overpriced jaad at the shisha bar. That's a deadly mix right there saxib. But he keeps it legal. He's a licensed gun owner. He doesn't tolerate hip hop guys with their pants sagging almost down to their ankles. He'd put some hot rocks in those bums.

Weird thing about us Somalis dont consider Khat as a drug when it contains the main substance as Coke but we see Weed which harmless as a drug

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

This is generalization at its finest. Are we somehow to believe we are all one individual? Where is the common sense? I guess being dramatic is cool but still .. don't sacrifice common sense for useless dramatization.


Okay, the girls are young adults who were born in America. Somehow they picked up the habit and go to the shooting range for fun. I guess someone introduced them to the sport and the word spread among friends.

As for the Police officer who shot the Australian lady, it was accidental discharge and a disaster waiting to happen as is the case with all American Police shootings. They keep one bullet in the chamber all the time and it doesn't much for a gun to be fired by them at people. They are scared of their society which begs the question of why they sign up to be police officers to begin with. This Somali officer was sitting in the car at night and someone banged hard on the back end of the squad car, and he got spooked. His shot went straight through the door and hit the woman. It is police training problem in America. nothing to do with the officer's ethnicity. They come out of training fearing everyone else they have to deal with except their uniformed friends,

That cop needs to be lynched for putting holes in beautiful Australian women from whom hotness radiates like rays from the sun. He shot that cutie from the passenger side of the cruiser whilst she was standing on the driver's side.

If it was a Somali getting mowed down by white cops, you'd be screaming bloody murder, but he's from your tuulo, so it's cool by you.

 

[Manafesto]

That cop needs to be lynched for putting holes in beautiful Australian women from whom hotness radiates like rays from the sun. He shot that cutie from the passenger side of the cruiser whilst she was standing on the driver's side.

If it was a Somali getting mowed down by white cops, you'd be screaming bloody murder, but he's from your tuulo, so it's cool by you.

That Australian lady was insane approaching two cops in a dark alley which reported a burglery in progress, she should have stayed in her house, she run the somali cop and banged the back of the cruiser, the Somali guy freaked out bang lol

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Weird thing about us Somalis dont consider Khat as a drug when it contains the main substance as Coke but we see Weed which harmless as a drug

Weed ain't harmless saxib. I took a drag on a joint when I was living in Copenhagen, and I ran down the street in only my leopard print kastuumo. I lost my mind. I was discovered by my eedo Maryam hollering and screaming in the middle of the street and I told her I was jinn possessed.

The only drug that a geeljire should mess with is the divine leaf AKA jaad AKA the fabulous flora.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

That Australian lady was insane approaching two cops in a dark alley which reported a burglery in progress, she should have stayed in her house, she run the somali cop and banged the back of the cruiser, the Somali guy freaked out bang lol

Typical Qabilist defending his tribe no matter what.

The Aussie beauty is the one who made the 911 call. Of course she would approach the patrol car.

 

[CupOfShaaxBigays]

Weed ain't harmless saxib. I took a drag on a joint when I was living in Copenhagen, and I ran down the street in only my leopard print kastuumo. I lost my mind. I was discovered by my eedo Maryam hollering and screaming in the middle of the street and I told her I was jinn possessed.

The only drug that a geeljire should mess with is the divine leaf AKA jaad AKA the fabulous flora.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

It's not funny saxib. I was almost committed to a psychiatric ward, and my family found out. I don't mess with super strength ganja no mo'.

 

[Manafesto]

Weed ain't harmless saxib. I took a drag on a joint when I was living in Copenhagen, and I ran down the street in only my leopard print kastuumo. I lost my mind. I was discovered by my eedo Maryam hollering and screaming in the middle of the street and I told her I was jinn possessed.

The only drug that a geeljire should mess with is the divine leaf AKA jaad AKA the fabulous flora.

Are you sure that wasnt laced weed

Typical Qabilist defending his tribe no matter what.

The Aussie beauty is the one who made the 911 call. Of course she would approach the patrol car.

I dont even know the guy's qabiil, but in America when u report a crime , you wait them at your house not approach the cops in an dark alley bro, the was on alot pills too could be the reason she was thinking right

 

[BestCaseScenario]

That cop needs to be lynched for putting holes in beautiful Australian women from whom hotness radiates like rays from the sun. He shot that cutie from the passenger side of the cruiser whilst she was standing on the driver's side.

If it was a Somali getting mowed down by white cops, you'd be screaming bloody murder, but he's from your tuulo, so it's cool by you.

You insult too much. Can you chat without Insults? Under normal circumstances .... and outside the situation the cop was in .... this wouldn't have happened... And the white lady is no different from the 1000 Americans killed last year by police officers.

Everyone here knows to not give the police the slightest excuse to shoot. That is how their mindset works. They approach people expecting danger first .... so some de-escalation training is required .... Since the Iraq Invasion ... the American Police was militarized. They are heavy handed..

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You insult too much. Can you chat without Insults? Under normal circumstances .... and outside the situation the cop was in .... this wouldn't have happened... And the white lady is no different from the 1000 Americans killed last year by police officers.

Everyone here knows here to not give the police the slightest excuse to shoot. That is how their mindset works. They approach people expecting danger first .... so some de-escalation training is required .... Since the Iraq Invasion ... the American Police was militarized. They are heavy handed..

Where did I insult old bean? Aflagaadka waa iska jooji.

Saxib, who cares about deadbeat losers getting blasted by the cops. I wish they'd shoot more gangbangers. I'd feel safer in the street. But how do you just fire on a curvy blonde Hur al-Ayan whose form gives pleasure to millions of qaxootis like me? You can get a chick like that because you're Western born and bred, but when you're my age it's tough to even get a second glance from these dhoocils. That crooked African cop made the world a less beautiful and sexy place. Hang that nigga.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Are you sure that wasnt laced weed

I dont even know the guy's qabiil, but in America when u report a crime , you wait them at your house not approach the cops in an dark alley bro, the was on alot pills too could be the reason she was thinking right

Probably was laced. My supplier is an illegal immigrant with cuqdad in his heart for legal Somalis. You can never trust these hustlers. I was legal at the time anyway. Things have gone downhill for me ever since.

Dark alley? Even if there was an eclipse you'd still see that pasty skin and golden locks. If he shot me, I wouldn't complain because I'm so madoow that I make charcoal look white, but this guy had hate in his heart for American womanhood. Probably got rejected by a dame or two. He's lucky it happened in a liberal city. Out in the country, these coon would have been strange fruit on the tree

 

[Manafesto]

Probably was laced. My supplier is an illegal immigrant with cuqdad in his heart for legal Somalis. You can never trust these hustlers. I was legal at the time anyway. Things have gone downhill for me ever since.

Dark alley? Even if there was an eclipse you'd still see that pasty skin and golden locks. If he shot me, I wouldn't complain because I'm so madoow that I make charcoal look white, but this guy had hate in his heart for American womanhood. Probably got rejected by a dame or two. He's lucky it happened in a liberal city. Out in the country, these coon would have been strange fruit on the tree

Did it ever cross your mind the incident happened in Minneapolis where most of the population is white and the offenders are mostly white too, how tf is gonna know the good white vs the bad one

 

[BestCaseScenario]

Where did I insult old bean? Aflagaadka waa iska jooji.

Saxib, who cares about deadbeat losers getting blasted by the cops. I wish they'd shoot more gangbangers. I'd feel safer in the street. But how do you just fire on a curvy blonde Hur al-Ayan whose form gives pleasure to millions of qaxootis like me? You can get a chick like that because you're Western born and bred, but when you're my age it's tough to even get a second glance from these dhoocils. That crooked African cop made the world a less beautiful and sexy place. Hang that nigga.

I am not western born. My Passport says born in "Somalia". You can be born in Somalia and come to the US through sponsorship/Visa anytime, you know that right?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Did it ever happen to you it happened in Minneapolis where most of the population is white and the offenders are mostly white too, how tf is gonna no the good white vs the bad one

You can tell the good whites from the curvature of their hour glass figure and gleaming white teeth. The bad ones are fat and have bad dentures. Simply really. I can tell you've not been with any Australian girls. I have. Listen to what I wrote before:

I dated an Australian girl in my undergraduate days. She was awfully plain looking, but being with an cadaan woman is the height of sophistication among the men of my generation. Looks and hygiene are optional. The hierarchy of ambitions is: food, shelter, and cadaan women. Tracy was a little overweight, God bless her. She had more layers of fat than a wedding cake. Her mom was a real GILF though. For milennials who don't know what that stands for, it means Grannies I'd Love To F**k.

Her gran was lonely and I had a roving eye. I don't wanna get too explicit, but let's just say if the Shariah penalty for infidelity was applied, I would have been stoned to death many times over, and not with small stones either. So be wary of her female relatives saxib. Cadaan hooyos don't play.

I'm tight with Aussies. They're my second tribe.