Somalia needs a new dictator

Hear me out. Somalia needs a new dictator. Our experiment with democracy has failed completely, we’re controlled not only militarily but economically. A group of politicians only interested in lining their own pockets whose pay is controlled by foreign nations will not make decisions in the interest of Somalia . Siad barre was doing well creating factories and advocating for unification increasing literacy rates but he destroyed it all. We will always have foreign interference in our politics especially if we’re democratic since corrupt people can take over like now through bribes and nepotism. The 4.5 formula, which was meant to provide much needed stability , has been counterproductive and detrimental to the development of the our nation because political power in the country is divided based on clan affiliation, clan allegiance has become more important than loyalty to the state.The Somali state cannot be revived unless the people themselves are allowed to decide how they want to be governed without foreign interference which will never happen so a public figure (could be a king) that is loved by the people should have absolute authority. A leader who may be a dictator but not a sell out. One who starts industries protects our shores, airspace and boosts our economy through innovative policies that benefit the Somali people. Then later transfers power when Somalia has united and can stand on its own two feet. A democracy where evey politician has their say but is simultaneously paid by foreign agents who have their own interests in our state of affairs will only lead to political deadlock mistrust and competition as to who can be the biggest traitor. The so-called clan representative should allow the people to freely express their political choices rather than always claiming to speak for them. Until the Somalis completely eradicate the abomination that is the 4.5 formula, there is no hope for the Somali state. I also believe we should not invade Ethiopia or Kenya for another 30 years. We should focus on becoming so economically superior, making sure we have every advantage before the war starts. Having the highest literacy rates, prioritise defence spending to 25% of GDP. Having compulsory military service. Eradicating qabil and corruption. Being aligned to strong allies who will support us in our conquest for greater Somalia. Getting rid of the arms embargo exporting oil uranium and other resources. Take out a huge public debt to create infrastructure and prioritise education, healthcare so we can take advantage of our young labour force. Eradicate al Shabaab to increase foreign investment.
allign with China and Russia as our alignment with the western bloc has brought us nothing and they destroyed us by occupying us and giving away our lands at least when we were communist we had actual growth.
3:1 ratio. Make sure we have 3x as much weapons tanks aircraft than neighbouring nations so we can bully them and enter their airspace to test the waters, mapping out battle plans etc.
Education will kill qabils. The reason Somalis are killing each other over primitive things such as camels is because their allegiance is firmly to the clan. We should reinforce obedience in education creating a conformist warrior nation. Similar to Pre ww2 Germany. We have to indoctrinate and condition our young population to seek a great future emphasising our brave history and our years of humiliation to motivate them to be the ones to realise a greater Somalia. We should also leave the Arab league since they don’t do shi for us merely weaponise aid to manipulate our vote at their forum.
we should also leave the African Union and EAC. Protect Somali industries, establish a cheap labour market to get that sweet foreign investment money. Similar to China having many factories except since we’re the lowest of the low we can out compete them in how cheap we could produce products. Everything will say made in Somalia. Make qabil a taboo and assassinate/arrest secessionist movements. Use a Somali news agency as propaganda to manipulate public discourse in our favour. Ingrain and emphasise the importance of education. Create a culture of hard work and unity. Create instability in other nations as repayment for what they’ve done to us. E.g Kenya, Ethiopia fund rebel groups, false flag ops etc. Ideologically subvert their nations by beaming in propaganda to their young populous. Create and defence pact with Djiboutian’s Eritrea and weaponise ports by charging extremely high prices for Ethiopian imports keeping them landlocked and reliant on us, and then watch the sun rise on a grateful Somalia that will conquer all of Africa through our enlightenment, being the chosen honoured and supreme beings similar to the Aryans. Not being Arab nor African nor black nor Eurasian. Just Somali supremacists
 
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only if he is from my qabil
Your gonna be one of the niggas I gotta brainwash or get rid of
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No one will accept dictatorship who are you going to rule then kacaan left overs kkkkk
People would rather a dictatorship when their sons regardless of qabil are United in the Supreme Somali liberation army. And when they don’t have to worry about fighting over camels because the state gives them jobs and money, and when the army doesn’t have to block roads because they’re not getting paid, and when people have sustainable food sources so they don’t have to worry about starvation instead worry about the future of our great nation. Focusing on their enlightenment to flood Somalia with prosperity instead of massive reptiles from El Niño
 
I would be an amazing President, people would beg me to stay, except the tuugo, who I would wipe out.


No more politicians being treated like deities. No more standing in the sun, waiting for civil servants to return from a trip. I would make these people WORK and their income would be public and tracked.

:banderas:



1. First step, I would arrest all corrupt politicians and have them punished, shariah style, preferably in public.
2. Put million-dollar bounties on the heads of all AlShabab operatives, with the money being lowered according to rank.
3. Somalify everything except for Islamic teachings.
Native script + Modernised and Halal-fied native clothing, especially for politicians and public-facing civil servants. Train Somalis as archaologists and build a Somali museum and library
Fund Somali arts and literature programme. Standardised written Af-Soomaali!!
4. Healthcare- free and until that's possible, make it heavily subsidised healthcare based on a special tax.
4. Environment: sign in laws to protect the environment and have a large-tree planting initiative. Invest in renewable energy.
5. Education: Modernise the education system with a special focus on vocational programmes and STEM. Mandatory Somalinimo lessons. Mandatory Af-Soomaali lessons, that are standardised, this will vary according to region.
6. Security: get everybody counted, and bio-data collected, nobody can buy anything without it being trackable- for security reasons CCTV cameras with facial recognition software, everywhere.
7. Mandatory military and community service for all able-bodied adults, even if it's 2 hours a month, cleaning up neighbourhoods, planting trees and so forth.
8. Make water cachments in all nomadic areas, and enforce rotational grazing to stop deforestation. In addition, train nomads to prepare and save for the drier seasons.
9. Seed-Banks and food security; bring back the Somali seed bank and store surplus food to prepare for drought.

etc, etc.
 
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I would be an amazing President, people would beg me to stay, except the tuugo, who I would wipe out.


No more politicians being treated like deities. No more standing in the sun, waiting for civil servants to return from a trip. I would make these people WORK.

:banderas:



1. First step, I would arrest all corrupt politicians and have them punished, shariah style, preferably in public.
2. Put million-dollar bounties on the heads of all AlShabab operatives, with the money being lowered according to rank.
3. Somalify everything except for Islamic teachings.
Native script + Modernised and Halaified native clothing, especially for politicians and public-facing civil servants. Train Somalis as archaologists and build a Somali museum and library
Fund Somali arts and literature programme
4. Environment: sign in laws to protect the environment and have a large-tree planting initiative. Invest in renewable energy.
5. Education: Modernise the education system with a special focus on vocational programmes and STEM. Mandatory Somalinimo lessons.
6. Security: get everybody counted, and bio-data collected, nobody can buy anything without it being trackable- for security reasons CCTV cameras with facial recognition software, everywhere.
7. Mandatory military and community service for all able-bodied adults, even if it's 2 hours a month, cleaning up neighbourhoods, planting trees and so forth.
8. Make water cachments in all nomadic areas, and enforce rotational grazing to stop deforestation. In addition, train nomads to prepare and save for the drier seasons.
9. Seed-Banks and food security; bring back the Somali seed bank and store surplus food to prepare for drought.

etc, etc.
I would vote for you but you’d be my competition and unfortunately for you I believe competition is a sin. You can be my ambassador though
 

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I want to be like North Korea president Kim Jong on the great. First I will focus on building infrastructure and second on safety so I can encourage Somali diaspora to come and invest in somalia. After disarming all the clans heavy weapons and only allowing self defence guns like ak74.
 

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Hear me out. Somalia needs a new dictator. Our experiment with democracy has failed completely, we’re controlled not only militarily but economically. A group of politicians only interested in lining their own pockets whose pay is controlled by foreign nations will not make decisions in the interest of Somalia . Siad barre was doing well creating factories and advocating for unification increasing literacy rates but he destroyed it all. We will always have foreign interference in our politics especially if we’re democratic since corrupt people can take over like now through bribes and nepotism. The 4.5 formula, which was meant to provide much needed stability , has been counterproductive and detrimental to the development of the our nation because political power in the country is divided based on clan affiliation, clan allegiance has become more important than loyalty to the state.The Somali state cannot be revived unless the people themselves are allowed to decide how they want to be governed without foreign interference which will never happen so a public figure (could be a king) that is loved by the people should have absolute authority. A leader who may be a dictator but not a sell out. One who starts industries protects our shores, airspace and boosts our economy through innovative policies that benefit the Somali people. Then later transfers power when Somalia has united and can stand on its own two feet. A democracy where evey politician has their say but is simultaneously paid by foreign agents who have their own interests in our state of affairs will only lead to political deadlock mistrust and competition as to who can be the biggest traitor. The so-called clan representative should allow the people to freely express their political choices rather than always claiming to speak for them. Until the Somalis completely eradicate the abomination that is the 4.5 formula, there is no hope for the Somali state. I also believe we should not invade Ethiopia or Kenya for another 30 years. We should focus on becoming so economically superior, making sure we have every advantage before the war starts. Having the highest literacy rates, prioritise defence spending to 25% of GDP. Having compulsory military service. Eradicating qabil and corruption. Being aligned to strong allies who will support us in our conquest for greater Somalia. Getting rid of the arms embargo exporting oil uranium and other resources. Take out a huge public debt to create infrastructure and prioritise education, healthcare so we can take advantage of our young labour force. Eradicate al Shabaab to increase foreign investment.
allign with China and Russia as our alignment with the western bloc has brought us nothing and they destroyed us by occupying us and giving away our lands at least when we were communist we had actual growth.
3:1 ratio. Make sure we have 3x as much weapons tanks aircraft than neighbouring nations so we can bully them and enter their airspace to test the waters, mapping out battle plans etc.
Education will kill qabils. The reason Somalis are killing each other over primitive things such as camels is because their allegiance is firmly to the clan. We should reinforce obedience in education creating a conformist warrior nation. Similar to Pre ww2 Germany. We have to indoctrinate and condition our young population to seek a great future emphasising our brave history and our years of humiliation to motivate them to be the ones to realise a greater Somalia. We should also leave the Arab league since they don’t do shi for us merely weaponise aid to manipulate our vote at their forum.
we should also leave the African Union and EAC. Protect Somali industries, establish a cheap labour market to get that sweet foreign investment money. Similar to China having many factories except since we’re the lowest of the low we can out compete them in how cheap we could produce products. Everything will say made in Somalia. Make qabil a taboo and assassinate/arrest secessionist movements. Use a Somali news agency as propaganda to manipulate public discourse in our favour. Ingrain and emphasise the importance of education. Create a culture of hard work and unity. Create instability in other nations as repayment for what they’ve done to us. E.g Kenya, Ethiopia fund rebel groups, false flag ops etc. Ideologically subvert their nations by beaming in propaganda to their young populous. Create and defence pact with Djiboutian’s Eritrea and weaponise ports by charging extremely high prices for Ethiopian imports keeping them landlocked and reliant on us, and then watch the sun rise on a grateful Somalia that will conquer all of Africa through our enlightenment, being the chosen honoured and supreme beings similar to the Aryans. Not being Arab nor African nor black nor Eurasian. Just Somali supremacists
Somalia is in need of our own Lee Kwan Yew. A benevolent dictator that steers the nation onto a better path by education, agriculture and innovation. The rise of Singapore is fascinating because it's one of the few times when a dictator didn't steal all power for himself but instead made his barren nation a hub of trade. Somalia is in need of a visionary that see passed the 18th century bullshit of clan politics and pushes the nation to provide for its people. This person must also have a monopoly on violence and ensure there are no dissidents and corrupt officials in the government.


I don't think this person necessarily needs to be a dictator but rather a active force for change. Plus a vast majority of dictators end up bad and sitting on the riches instead of spreading the wealth.
 
No more politicians being treated like deities. No more standing in the sun, waiting for civil servants to return from a trip. I would make these people WORK and their income would be public and tracked.
This shit right here, I can't stand it wlhi. Include having pictures of leaders on projects and police stations. If it's an embassy I get it, but why do we need a picture of a leader on a police station?
 

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