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Somalia joins al shabaab
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You can’t make this shit up
gotta give it to him though.
I read once this Brazilian footballer whose nickname is Somalia faked his own kidnapping in Brazil. I wonder why they nicknamed him Somalia?
Brazil police say footballer Somalia 'faked' his kidnap.
A Brazilian football player will be charged for falsely reporting he had been kidnapped as an excuse for running late for training, police say.
Somalia, a midfielder for the leading Rio de Janeiro club Botafogo, said he had been abducted at gunpoint at about 0700 on his way to the training ground.
But police say CCTV footage from his apartment building showed him leaving late for work at 0900.
Botafogo threatens its players with a 40% pay cut if they are late.
Inconsistencies
Somalia, whose real name is Paulo Rogerio Reis da Silva, told police he had been carjacked and driven around Rio for two hours before having his money and jewellery stolen.
Officers say they became suspicious at inconsistencies in the player's statement and decided to check video footage recorded in his building.
They say the footage showed he had lied about the kidnapping.
Police officials say that if he is found guilty, he could face up to six months in prison.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-12141153
Brazil police say footballer Somalia 'faked' his kidnap.
A Brazilian football player will be charged for falsely reporting he had been kidnapped as an excuse for running late for training, police say.
Somalia, a midfielder for the leading Rio de Janeiro club Botafogo, said he had been abducted at gunpoint at about 0700 on his way to the training ground.
But police say CCTV footage from his apartment building showed him leaving late for work at 0900.
Botafogo threatens its players with a 40% pay cut if they are late.
Inconsistencies
Somalia, whose real name is Paulo Rogerio Reis da Silva, told police he had been carjacked and driven around Rio for two hours before having his money and jewellery stolen.
Officers say they became suspicious at inconsistencies in the player's statement and decided to check video footage recorded in his building.
They say the footage showed he had lied about the kidnapping.
Police officials say that if he is found guilty, he could face up to six months in prison.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-12141153
Spiderman
Shalom goyim
First it was the word warya next minute they're naming themselves Somali
wallahi what's this bullshit.That girl was from Thailand. Somali is actually a native Thai name.First it was the word warya next minute they're naming themselves Somali
Jeesto
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really ? You saw them in a movie or documentary ?Wallahi i've even seen AAs named Somalia
Spiderman
Shalom goyim
At his local crack residency. Probably got it from watching Black hawk down illegally on a foreign channel.
Naw. she told her name was in fact a native Thai name.
Spiderman
Shalom goyim
Somalia is a native Thai name?
Somali not SomaliaSomalia is a native Thai name?
It's a native Thai name which means the word Somali is in Thai language
Jeesto
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One was an actress/model and the other on YT
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