Somalia in a nutshell

[HanadR6]

"I'm FrOm sOMaLIlaNd"

"i'M fRoM PuNtlAnD"

"IM FrOm JuBaLaNd"

Dentist: so sir, where are you from?

Somalilander: uh.....um, somalialan......somalia

Me watching from a far:

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Whoa attaboy I gon turn him into a man

Hot chills when my skin is on your skin

Hope you know that if you ever try to end,

You gon catch a couple out the FN

That mean Cupid ain't give you a headshot

So I ain't got no choice but to leave you with a headshot

Look at the way I make that fucking bed rock, uh

Where your ring finger at? I need wedlock

 

[HanadR6]

Whoa attaboy I gon turn him into a man

Hot chills when my skin is on your skin

Hope you know that if you ever try to end,

You gon catch a couple out the FN

That mean Cupid ain't give you a headshot

So I ain't got no choice but to leave you with a headshot

Look at the way I make that fucking bed rock, uh

Where your ring finger at? I need wedlock

 

[Maximus]

Rastafarians:

Selassie:

 

[Odkac WRLD]

 

[beenleey]

You excluded Xamar and Galmudug from this... great post I agree with it

 

[HanadR6]

You excluded Xamar and Galmudug from this... great post I agree with it

Thanks, but No one brags about those places lmao

 

[Macalin M]

Thanks, but No one brags about those places lmao

Only delusional people think those places are better than Xamar.

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[beenleey]

Thanks, but No one brags about those places lmao

Xamar is just lacking safety, otherwise it’s best city imo but who TF is bragging about Jubaland?

 

[General Asad]

 

[HanadR6]

Xamar is just lacking safety, otherwise it’s best city imo but who TF is bragging about Jubaland?

I guess I'm the only one lol

 

[Odkac WRLD]

@General Asad the hell’s the issue?
I feel very much attacked
Ah yup yup yup I see now this isn’t the end

 

[General Asad]

@General Asad the hell’s the issue?
I feel very much attacked

For flirting with a married woman. Shame on you!

 

[Odkac WRLD]

For flirting with a married woman. Shame on you!

Who the hell did I flirt with who’s married
What are these baseless accusations

 

[HanadR6]

For flirting with a married woman. Shame on you!

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Sick of this shit...all these fuckers love hating on the kid wlhi

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I do not recall doing this, @HanadR6 dont let her besmirch my honor !

 

[General Asad]

Acuthbillah minaashaay dhani rajiim.

 

[Marsh]

Any landers here, I feel like bullying someone.

 

[HanadR6]

Acuthbillah minaashaay dhani rajiim.

Yoooo you tryna make me gay loooooool