SOMALI SOCCER TEAM NEEDS A PROPER NICKNAME: what the fck is “Ocean Stars”. Here’s my suggestion

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
How the hell you gonna play against countries with honorific nicknames such as “The indomitable lions” of Cameroon or the “Super Eagles” of Nigeria or the “ Atlas lions” of Tunisia.

We have so much nicknames to chose from :

The Failed State

The Pirates

The false Pride lunatics

The laughing stock of the world

The self-destructors

The Multi-Presidents

The fiefdoms

The Famine Prone

The 43ers ( life expectancy)

The FGM

The mental ones
 

VixR

Veritas
All those other team names sound retarded as well: super eagles, indomitable lions. You can tell they’re translated from African -> English, or are pretentiously extra.

Atlas lions is bearable.
 
How the hell you gonna play against countries with honorific nicknames such as “The indomitable lions” of Cameroon or the “Super Eagles” of Nigeria or the “ Atlas lions” of Tunisia.

We have so much nicknames to chose from :

The Failed State

The Pirates

The false Pride lunatics

The laughing stock of the world

The self-destructors

The Multi-Presidents

The fiefdoms

The Famine Prone

The 43ers ( life expectancy)

The FGM

The mental ones
The 4.5ers :mjcry:
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
The 4.5ers :mjcry:

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How the hell you gonna play against countries with honorific nicknames such as “The indomitable lions” of Cameroon or the “Super Eagles” of Nigeria or the “ Atlas lions” of Tunisia.

We have so much nicknames to chose from :

The Failed State

The Pirates

The false Pride lunatics

The laughing stock of the world

The self-destructors

The Multi-Presidents

The fiefdoms

The Famine Prone

The 43ers ( life expectancy)

The FGM

The mental ones

lowkey The Pirates is a cool name. Might as well embrace it at this point.
 
How the hell you gonna play against countries with honorific nicknames such as “The indomitable lions” of Cameroon or the “Super Eagles” of Nigeria or the “ Atlas lions” of Tunisia.

We have so much nicknames to chose from :

The Failed State

The Pirates

The false Pride lunatics

The laughing stock of the world

The self-destructors

The Multi-Presidents

The fiefdoms

The Famine Prone

The 43ers ( life expectancy)

The FGM

The mental ones
“Multiple presidents” loool keeps things spicy having just one isn’t enough jk.
 
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