Somali people are becoming more shameless

[Hilaac]

It's funny cuz the unspoken rule is not to act so excited, I think maybe they're fobs.

Nonetheless, wishing them a happy union inshallah.

 

[waraabe]

 

[waraabe]

why are Somalis so awkward




in some cultures the hooyo has to watch the first night ku aas session to make sure her daughter gets ku aased well

 

[Foreman]

WT

 

[merka]

in some cultures the hooyo has to watch the first night ku aas session to make sure her daughter gets ku aased well

 

[government]

The Jinn eat, drink, and reproduce. The Prophet صلى الله عليه و سلم was with Abu Hurairah and he asked Abu Hurairah to bring him some stones for him to clean himself with after relieving himself. He said:



“Bring me some stones I can use to clean myself, but do not bring me any bones or dung.” So I brought him some stones, carrying them in the hem of my garment, and placed them by his side, then I went away. When we had finished, I came back and asked him, “What is wrong with bones and dung?” He said: “They are the food of the Jinn. The delegate of Jinn of (the city of) Naseebin came to me—and what good Jinn they are! (The Prophet صلى الله عليه و سلم commended them). They asked me for food and I prayed to Allah for them, so that they would not pass by bones or droppings, but they would find food on them.” (Sahih Al-Bukhari)




I asked ‘Alqama if Ibn Masood was present with the Messenger of Allah صلى الله عليه و سلم on the night of the Jinn (the night when the Prophet met them). He (Ibn Masood) said: “No, but we were in the company of the Messenger of Allah صلى الله عليه و سلم one night and we missed him. We searched for him in the valleys and the hills and said: ‘He has either been taken away (by Jinn) or has been secretly killed.'” He (the narrator) said: “We spent the worst night which people could ever spend. When it was dawn, we saw him coming from the side of Hiri’.” He (the narrator) reported. “We said: ‘Messenger of Allah, we missed you and searched for you, but we could not find you and we spent the worst night which people could ever spend.’ He (the Prophet) said: ‘There came to me an inviter on behalf of the Jinn and I went along with him and recited to them the Quran.'” He (the narrator said) said: “He then went along with us showed us their traces and traces of their embers. They (the Jinn) asked the Prophet about their provision and he said: ‘Every bone on which the name of Allah is recited is your provision. The time it will fall in your hand, it would be covered with flesh, and the dung of the camels is fodder for your animals.’ The Messenger of Allah صلى الله عليه و سلم said: Do not perform istinja with these (things) for these are the food of your brothers (Jinn).” (Sahih Musim)




“Do not perform Istinja (cleaning after relieving oneself), with dung, nor with bones. For indeed it is provision for your brothers among the Jinn.” (At-Tirmidhi)

You posted on the wrong thread bro

 

[SOMALI GENERAL]

why are Somalis so awkward




in some cultures the hooyo has to watch the first night ku aas session to make sure her daughter gets ku aased well

 

[Soulei]

why are Somalis so awkward




in some cultures the hooyo has to watch the first night ku aas session to make sure her daughter gets ku aased well

I would take awkward displays of affection over that anyday

 

[supz]

why are Somalis so awkward




in some cultures the hooyo has to watch the first night ku aas session to make sure her daughter gets ku aased well

i would disown my ethnicity there and then.

 

[Zayd]

Some romantic Mongolian nose rubbing.

 

[TooMacaan]

Some romantic Mongolian nose rubbing.

Wtf is "Mongolian nose rubbing"....do you mean 'Eskimo kissing'??

 

[Zayd]

Wtf is "Mongolian nose rubbing"....do you mean 'Eskimo kissing'??

I'm on season 2 of Marco Polo and every time two intimates come close they press their foreheads and noses against each other.

 

[TooMacaan]

I'm on season 2 of Marco Polo and every time two intimates come close they press their foreheads and noses against each other.

Hadn't heard of that show so I googled it to find out it's related to Kublai Khan/Mongol Empire...ok, fine you get a pass for that. In the process of my research though, I noticed that the show is cancelled and that there will be no 3rd season...yet you're still watching?? L.

 

[Gambar]

This is just weird and awkward.

 

[Mercury]

Somalis just look weird and awkward when they trynna be ilbaax


Lemme give you an example

Ma arooski Amiir Khan ba?

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Masha Allah loooooof is in the air rageedi weeye.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Somalis just look weird and awkward when they trynna be ilbaax


Lemme give you an example

Ma arooski Amiir Khan ba?

I bet you 1 million somaliland shillings that they're from somalilaaaan.

 

[Zayd]

Hadn't heard of that show so I googled it to find out it's related to Kublai Khan/Mongol Empire...ok, fine you get a pass for that. In the process of my research though, I noticed that the show is cancelled and that there will be no 3rd season...yet you're still watching?? L.

I know there is no season three, but it won't stop me from watching it, gives me a visualisation of what the world was like back then.

How do I hold a L for this?

 

[Mercury]

I bet you 1 million somaliland shillings that they're from somalilaaaan.

I take those awful hindu weddings over this any day

 

[Gambar]

I bet you 1 million somaliland shillings that they're from somalilaaaan.

They are definitely Somali lane.