Somali men should not wear suits at weddings

[Muji]

I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?

 

[Qarboosh]

 

[diaby]

Come to zone 5 if you want to see hench malis.

Birmingham malis are also well built

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?

Their bodies weren't made for wearing suits, most of them have jiggly bodies.

 

[Malikfiqi]

I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?

Skinny men in suits isn’t necessarily a bad thing if it’s tailored for their body

 

[Jaydaan]

The more knowles diss skinny people the more im convinced she is a plus size lady. You lucky you in uk cause in somalia everyone hates fatties. Even walking the street strangers will come and say naaya cuntada badan iska kala daa

 

[Muji]

Come to zone 5 if you want to see hench malis.

Birmingham malis are also well built

Brum accent is worse than death. Staying silent makes you sound smarter

 

[Muji]

The more knowles diss skinny people the more im convinced she is a plus size lady. You lucky you in uk cause in somalia everyone hates fatties. Even walking the street strangers will come and say naaya cuntada badan iska kala daa

Lol

Somali guys are usually skinny...so why would I diss them for being fat? When only one part of their body is phat!

 

[Muji]

Skinny men in suits isn’t necessarily a bad thing if it’s tailored for their body

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Not for me

A skinny body with a large head ain’t a good look

 

[Muji]

Their bodies weren't made for wearing suits, most of them have jiggly bodies.

Loooool this is their typical look

The sleeves are too long
The tie is too bright
The shirt should be white
The suit looks cheap
And the shoes look like they are borrowed from an African dictator

Also, can we talk about the stupid poses they always pull. Which border on being arrogant when there is nothing to be arrogant about

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Here we go again

Maybe the majority are skinny but not all

 

[Molotoff]

@Knowles that's a lie, and you know it! All the Somali gentlemen at my local shisha spot turn up in suits fridays and saturdays and look like they are entering the arena before a Champions League final.




Naaya foororso, as @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq would say.

 

[Nilotufian]

Their bodies weren't made for wearing suits, most of them have jiggly bodies.

Pennywise is that you?!

 

[Tukraq]

I came back from a wedding today and one thing that bothered me was the farax who was getting married

I couldn’t help but wonder why was he wearing a suit when he was so skinny!

Somali men never look good in a suit. A suit looks great for tall masculine men. Somali men are always skinnier than their brides. They never go to the gym and they are the same height as their wives.

I’ve never been to a wedding where the man was looking fyneee

I think it’s because Somalis usually get married in their early twenties.

@Reiko thoughts?

suits were made for skinny people which is the best body type anyways wtf, and somalis are known for being tall, only south sudan and Senegal are taller than them in Africa

 

[Muji]

@Knowles that's a lie, and you know it! All the Somali gentlemen at my local shisha spot turn up in suits fridays and saturdays and look like they are entering the arena before a Champions League final.




Naaya fororso, as @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq would say.

@Reiko this farax is still pretending to be Eastern European lol

 

[TekNiKo]

More and more Somali women are becoming morbidly obese both back home and in the diaspora. Why is that @Knowles? It cant always be baby fat!

 

[Muji]

More and more Somali women are becoming morbidly obese both back home and in the diaspora. Why is that @Knowles? It cant always be baby fat!

Comfort eating

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

@Knowles that's a lie, and you know it! All the Somali gentlemen at my local shisha spot turn up in suits fridays and saturdays and look like they are entering the arena before a Champions League final.




Naaya foororso, as @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq would say.

Niggaz out here keeping my Sspot legacy alive

 

[Muji]

Here we go again

Maybe the majority are skinny but not all

I’m trying to help my brothers

Suits are for 6-pack Steve not malnourished mo

 

[FUTURE2050]

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